Bio! were recently trying to form friendly relations with me, clearly that was all a front... so I decide to post a counter declaration.
Toxic Waste - Bio-Hazard
By BigT (Plc85) Aka Tom S.
Geetings, World Forty-two.
BigT here for a sexy debut.
Here is some information for you (the reader),
I am Nyuk's (relatively) new leader.
None of you have to deal with anymore posts from Mike,
Hopefully you will see how much he and I are not alike.
Many of you have counted Nyuk down,
But we are still alive, this lawn is far from brown.
Nyuk may have had some issues in the recent past,
But we are definitely not sailing at half-mast
I have gotten things back up and running,
We are looking good, in fact, we are stunning.
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Our relationship with Bio! has been far from nice,
As friends they fail, but as enemies they will suffice.
A couple of our members have been approached,
A couple of our members have been poached.
Was this enough for me to declare?
Not at all, the traitors can stay over there.
But when Bio! started supporting Lowfatbug,
I could not simply *sigh* or *shrug*.
You have broken the metaphorical camel's back,
Let's see how much of a punch you actually pack.
We may be small, we are less than half your size,
But if we have to, we will just slash at your thighs
We will slowly dismantle that which is is Bio!
Its off to work we go, Heigh Ho!
Spoiler:
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I must admit, I feel bad for you guys,
Such a great tribe, soon to demise.
If Bio! is truly as good as it seems,
Then this should be epic to the extreme.
Your time has come, Bring.It.On.Reloaded,
You will soon be the known as the man whose arms exploded.
Spoiler:
There has been talk about this war for a good long while,
Now that it is here, everyone can sit back and smile.
We may not win this war with with ease,
Its safe to say that at the end, Bio! will be on its knees.
Call this whatever you want,
You can mock and you can taunt.
You can say it is a gang-bang or you can say it is not,
All I have to say to Bio! is: it has been "Brought!"
Eh, Bio! may have technically declare already, but what the hell, why not.
Let's dance, shall we?






