IKEA - Autumn 2010

**King Matt II** · 2010,June 13th, 13:52

IKEA HAVE JOINED WORLD 54!

Recruitment is closed. There's only one way into the fabulous furniture manufacturers now, and that's by.. well, I won't say. But it involves Amer and a bed.

Welcome to IKEA, we hope you have a nice time browsing our selection of flatpack furniture, and we must remind you that we do not have a returns policy. If - not if, when - your flatpack chair collapses on your fat ass, we are not held responsible for splinters you may have aquired in your rear. Please do not sit on/use any assembled products, we don't want you to see how easy they break.

That's right, I will be making a premade for probably W53 or later, depending on timing. This is going to be a serious but fun premade. A spammy tribe, where each visit to the internal forums makes you laugh. I personally don't remember the last time I've joined a premade that was fun and full of lols. Most premades are serious and boring, which certainly doesn't make the game fun for me.

This will not be the case in IKEA; the home of instant lols (flat-pack furniture is 'instant'.. get it?)!

I should say this premade is more appropriately directed at spammers; like SWOR from W15. If you're too serious with a lame sense of humour, no matter how good your TW skills are, please don't apply. I really don't want any Buzz Killington's in this tribe. That said, I won't be going easy either, extreme stupidity will not be tolerated. Recruitment is rather difficult too

so you're gunna have to impress me. Impress in the 'I like you.' way, not in TW statistics and experience. Don't bore me with that, if you're good at TW I probably know who you are. ;P

The requirements are pretty much stated above but I'll list them anyway:

Fun personality
Not boring

All the stuff like knowing how to farm, 150ms trains, are all obviously required, but can be taught ;) Oh and anyone who wants to make us a pretty COA/tribal sig gets an invite. ;D

Anyways, the current member list and leadership:

Spoiler:

Either apply here, on Skype (my skype account is to the left under my name <-), or forum PM. Explain to me why you're a fun person and make me like you.

By the way, this is for after August, and after Apathy (as I am a member, can't be running my own tribe at the same time :P), so around W53. You have over two months to apply.

I hope to see lots of applicants!

We haz siggies!

Spoiler:

Name may and probably will change.

**kold killer** · 2010,June 13th, 14:13

How dare you become part of the ikea brand, your just as bad as that google tribe :@

**King Matt II** · 2010,June 13th, 14:20

Originally Posted by kold killer

How dare you become part of the ikea brand, your just as bad as that google tribe :@

It's an inside joke from W6, and if you'd read the disclaimer you'd see we're probably not sticking with the name.

**valk** · 2010,June 13th, 15:35

[15:34:00] Matt | Valk's Salsa Partner ツ: post on it btw :3

YAY <3

**King Matt II** · 2010,June 13th, 15:36

Originally Posted by valk

[15:34:00] Matt | Valk's Salsa Partner ツ: post on it btw :3

YAY <3

Yay :D

**Michael Corleone.** · 2010,June 13th, 16:12

TBS is back?

**King Matt II** · 2010,June 13th, 16:16

Originally Posted by Michael Corleone.

TBS is back?

If I can contact him, yeah.

Haven't spoken to him for 2 years. I miss him. D:

**im your ally** · 2010,June 13th, 17:00

Oh what FUN FUN FUN :D

**Lord Gorwad** · 2010,June 13th, 17:03

Ill join, if you'll have me *puppyeyes*

**King Matt II** · 2010,June 13th, 17:06

Gorwad O:

Of course I'll have you, as long as you find a better sitter than me.

**Lord Gorwad** · 2010,June 13th, 17:29

Ill start bugging IYA about it :D

**im your ally** · 2010,June 13th, 17:53

Oh Noes. Not the sitting D:

**King Matt II** · 2010,June 13th, 17:59

Originally Posted by im your ally

Oh Noes. Not the sitting D:

You're not the one that needs to buy an alarm clock.

**Vindictive Soul** · 2010,June 13th, 18:34

Good Luck

**cyndaquilrocks** · 2010,June 13th, 20:37

I'll join aslong as this doesn't clash with unreal
Skype: cyndaquilrocks

**Vindictive Soul** · 2010,June 13th, 20:39

Mmmmmm I Could Join If it is W53 ?

**Squizzyfresh** · 2010,June 13th, 21:02

Ohhh :(

My sense of humor is lame, so can't join. :S

**King Matt II** · 2010,June 13th, 21:24

Originally Posted by Squizzyfresh

Ohhh :(

My sense of humor is lame, so can't join. :S

I can make an exception for you. :3

**King Matt II** · 2010,June 13th, 21:26

Originally Posted by cyndaquilrocks

I'll join aslong as this doesn't clash with unreal
Skype: cyndaquilrocks

Originally Posted by Vindictive Soul

Mmmmmm I Could Join If it is W53 ?

Wheres your short essay on why I should accept you?

**hetoxiem0iynty** · 2010,June 14th, 00:06

Originally Posted by King Matt II

Wheres your short essay on why I should accept you?

i think i would fail

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