IKEA HAVE JOINED WORLD 54!
Recruitment is closed. There's only one way into the fabulous furniture manufacturers now, and that's by.. well, I won't say. But it involves Amer and a bed.
Welcome to IKEA, we hope you have a nice time browsing our selection of flatpack furniture, and we must remind you that we do not have a returns policy. If - not if, when - your flatpack chair collapses on your fat ass, we are not held responsible for splinters you may have aquired in your rear. Please do not sit on/use any assembled products, we don't want you to see how easy they break.
That's right, I will be making a premade for probably W53 or later, depending on timing. This is going to be a serious but fun premade. A spammy tribe, where each visit to the internal forums makes you laugh. I personally don't remember the last time I've joined a premade that was fun and full of lols. Most premades are serious and boring, which certainly doesn't make the game fun for me.
This will not be the case in IKEA; the home of instant lols (flat-pack furniture is 'instant'.. get it?)!
I should say this premade is more appropriately directed at spammers; like SWOR from W15. If you're too serious with a lame sense of humour, no matter how good your TW skills are, please don't apply. I really don't want any Buzz Killington's in this tribe. That said, I won't be going easy either, extreme stupidity will not be tolerated. Recruitment is rather difficult too so you're gunna have to impress me. Impress in the 'I like you.' way, not in TW statistics and experience. Don't bore me with that, if you're good at TW I probably know who you are. ;P
The requirements are pretty much stated above but I'll list them anyway:
- Fun personality
- Not boring
All the stuff like knowing how to farm, 150ms trains, are all obviously required, but can be taught ;) Oh and anyone who wants to make us a pretty COA/tribal sig gets an invite. ;D
Anyways, the current member list and leadership:
Either apply here, on Skype (my skype account is to the left under my name <-), or forum PM. Explain to me why you're a fun person and make me like you.
By the way, this is for after August, and after Apathy (as I am a member, can't be running my own tribe at the same time :P), so around W53. You have over two months to apply. I hope to see lots of applicants!
We haz siggies!
Name may and probably will change.