Funny ingame messages

**searson11** · 2011,January 22nd, 01:41

^ to be fair if hes new then thats not his fault and its no reason to take the mick out of them. everybody needs to learn! :D

p.s if hes not new then lol

**evanpunked** · 2011,January 22nd, 02:43

He is really new to the game, seeing as this is his only world going past 150 points. Though it does seem like he has some grasp of the game and is willing to learn. That, and a willingness to continue after being nobled, which is something few new players have. Definitely has a lot of potential.

**KingJame$.** · 2011,January 22nd, 20:18

Originally Posted by Fluffmeiztah

brokentoy on 15.01. at 05:08
Sir can i join your Tribe..

Fluffmeiztah on 15.01. at 09:46
We've got a few tests to learn if a player is worthy of a place or not ... Firstly, you'll need to find the lyrics to Sugababes - Push the button ... then copy that text and paste it in this message and send it to me, then you'll await further instructions ... you've got a chance mate ! Don't blow it !

brokentoy today at 12:18
Lyrics to Push The Button :
I'm busy throwing hints that he keeps missing
Don't have to think about it
I Wanna kiss and
Everything around it but he's too distant
I wanna feel his body
I can't resist it

I know my hidden looks can be deceiving
But how obvious should a girl be?
I was taken by the early conversation piece
And I really like the way that he respect me

I've been waiting patiently for him to come and get it
I wonder if he knows that he can say it and I'm with it
I knew I had my mind made up from the very beginning
Catch this opportunity so you and me could feel it 'cos

If you're ready for me boy
You'd better push the button and let me know
Before I get the wrong idea and go
You're gonna miss the freak that I control

I'm busy showing him what he's been missing
I'm kind of showing off for his full attention
My sexy ass has got him in the new dimension
I'm ready to do something to relieve this mission

After waiting patiently for him to come and get it
He came on through and asked me if I wanted to get with him
I knew I had my mind made up from the very beginning
Won't miss this opportunity so you and me could feel it 'cos

If you're ready for me boy
You'd better push the button and let me know
Before I get the wrong idea and go
You're gonna miss the freak that I control

If you're ready for me boy
You'd better push the button and let me know
Before I get the wrong idea and go
You're gonna miss the freak that I control

I've been dropping so many hints
You’re still not getting it
Now that you’ve heard everything I have to say
Where we gonna go from here?

After waiting patiently for him to come and get it
He came over and asked me if I wanted to get with him
I knew I had my mind made up from the very beginning
Won't miss this opportunity so you and me could feel it 'cos

If you're ready for me boy
You'd better push the button and let me know
Before I get the wrong idea and go
You're gonna miss the freak that I control

If you're ready for me boy
You'd better push the button and let me know
Before I get the wrong idea and go
You're gonna miss the freak that I control
(I control)

If you're ready for me boy
(For me boy)
You'd better push the button and let me know
Before I get the wrong idea and go
(Oh, oh)
You're gonna miss the freak that I control

Ohhhhhhhh Ohhhhh Ohhhhhh

I thought it was hillarious... lol

**Fluffmeiztah** · 2011,January 23rd, 11:54

Classical <3

**Kustard King** · 2011,January 23rd, 13:06

I think we've all got one of these from seventh cavalry at some point or another

seventh cavalry on 20.01. at 16:05
R U GUYS ATTACKING B52s ?

homcgra1 on 20.01. at 16:13
Y DA CAPZ?????

seventh cavalry on 20.01. at 16:16
?? cant understand

homcgra1 on 20.01. at 16:18
I prefer people to talk to me in a normal fashion, without the capitals. Hence, I take the mick when people decide to send stupid mails entiely in capitals.

seventh cavalry on 20.01. at 16:19
stupid mails ? whatever, im asking u if u are fighting B52s

homcgra1 on 20.01. at 16:37
And I'm asking you to put some effort in to your mails with me

seventh cavalry on 20.01. at 16:45
stop wasting time..

homcgra1 on 20.01. at 16:46
If you want information from me, start again, with a new mail, where you actually show you want to talk to me, without all the nonsense.

seventh cavalry on 20.01. at 16:48
wth.. .. omg.. fine. u think u r a king or what - -

Yes, hilarious. So very desperate, and fantastic to watch.

Like a good little boy, he complied:

seventh cavalry on 20.01. at 16:50
hey dear homcgra1,

whats up ? can i know if u r fighting with B52s ?

homcgra1 on 20.01. at 17:09
Hey dear seventh cavalry,

What's up yourself? Currently, if I said what is up I would get in to a lot of trouble.

And I am not fighting with B52s. I believe that fighting is wrong. We are playing a game, which is much more pleasant than fighting.

Anything else?

seventh cavalry on 20.01. at 17:26
why not ?

homcgra1 on 20.01. at 17:27
Why should we be?

seventh cavalry on 20.01. at 17:28
im telling u to not listen to dalek, they are stupid idiots

homcgra1 on 20.01. at 17:30
They haven't spoken to me...
Perhaps you could teach them how to be intelligent?
o.O

seventh cavalry on 20.01. at 17:35
o.. lol. cus B52s said u are attacking them.. lol

homcgra1 on 20.01. at 17:36
O..
It could be a couple of players that I haven't noticed yet. We have a lot of players attacking everybody at the moment. I don't tell them not to ;)

**ali985** · 2011,January 24th, 09:33

Originally Posted by Kustard King

I think we've all got one of these from seventh cavalry at some point or another

Yes, hilarious. So very desperate, and fantastic to watch.

Like a good little boy, he complied:

It depresses me that i used to be in a tribe with him

**CanonLove** · 2011,February 5th, 21:37

I had to take a printscreen, otherwise it would have been pointless

Enjoy and laugh! Laugh Out Loud!!!

Spoiler:

And if you don't believe it, check their profile before they change it.

**Fanged Nightmare** · 2011,February 6th, 13:52

Omg, they havnt changed it yet. Lmao.

Epic.

**randerson586** · 2011,February 7th, 18:36

lavrikan3 today at 00:48
i sent nobles
Hanibal1990 today at 00:47
how did u take my villages ?

lawl

**Dazrield** · 2011,February 12th, 10:10

KingJame$. on 11.02. at 03:12
This has been sent to the entire CJF tribe

Hello,

Some of you may or may not know who I am, but that is irrelevant. The news I am about to give you might be shocking, but it is the truth.

At this moment there are some members of your leadership wishing to destroy all that you have worked for in order to turn their backs on your tribe and merge into Phat!!!!! Of all tribes, Phat?? The tribe you guys were destroying until they had to call in their butt-buddies NiNi???

I URGE YOU!!!! Stand and Fight!!!!!!

Fight for CJF, fight for your pride, fight because that's what a good player does!!! What kind of player/leader runs away in the face of trouble?? Not a good one.

[ally]Bush[/ally] is by your side and will be there with you very soon on the battlefields, so I tell you again STAND YOUR GROUND!!!!

The reason I am telling you this is because your tribe has earned it's respect in my eyes. You guys have done well against the odds you face and still have a lot of fight left in you. Do not let that be torn apart by one or two cowardly players!

-KJ
Leader of [ally]Bush[/ally]

I got a giggle out of this one. Apparently getting -=K1=- to suicide themselves just wasn't enough for him :D

**Dark Conviction** · 2011,February 12th, 17:12

They've discovered our secret merge with CJF.

**Asta Lapasta** · 2011,February 12th, 17:18

lmao that made me laugh so hard. CJF are all but done. I'm recieving attacks of 1/4 nukes now and 1 noble at a time.

**ali985** · 2011,February 12th, 17:20

Originally Posted by Dazrield

I got a giggle out of this one. Apparently getting -=K1=- to suicide themselves just wasn't enough for him :D

Im curious how they intend to get to CJF quickly as their either going to go through all of phat or CCC and really neither of those options are going to be finished 'very soon.' Also this looks like Bush want to fight NiNi so we can see how well Bush do after sitting doing nothing for a while

**Dazrield** · 2011,February 13th, 16:19

Originally Posted by Dark Conviction

They've discovered our secret merge with CJF.

Most merge discussion was done via skype. Just a bunch of boring stuff about who gets into which branch of the family.

**Artofdefence** · 2011,February 19th, 16:12

jrqtwall on 18.02. at 20:04
038 BUSH coming! (140|399) K31 is mine. Stop the attack okay? thanks.

Coplayed By A Horse on 18.02. at 20:07
Don't know, maybe check the attack ID and try seeing if it can even be recalled before mailing me to ask for it to be recalled?

jrqtwall on 18.02. at 20:09
Is it a noble? how come did you know that I am nobling it and sent a 1 noble? LOL! >.<

I'll report this if you'll capture this, there's a anomaly on this

**Fanged Nightmare** · 2011,February 21st, 15:43

nava27 today at 16:34
Hey Fanged -

When the time is right, I suggest you leave -MM-.... it will be going down shortly. I won't say how, but I can just say that someone will be causing a lot of problems, and it won't be me.

Regards,

[player]nava27[/player]

Fanged Nightmare today at 16:36
Will there be cake?

No reply. We can only assume no cake.

**syntexgrid** · 2011,February 21st, 22:13

Why wasn't I informed of -MM-'s impending demise? ;(

**Fanged Nightmare** · 2011,February 22nd, 15:14

You werent worth saving apparently :D

**anshukeliye** · 2011,February 22nd, 23:00

Everythings fair in love and war..

)

**bfraser83** · 2011,March 2nd, 16:09

Sebby Kos today at 06:56
Greetings old tribesmen please say i am not a target for my old tribe am i
Yarddog68 today at 07:05
its quite possible
Sebby Kos today at 07:07
i see and i suppose this is due to the fact i am tribeless and have 3000+ points correct
Yarddog68 today at 07:08
not really want to try another guess
Yarddog68 today at 07:11
basically due to alliances there is no where else to go and you have a nice location that i want
Sebby Kos today at 07:12
and i suppose there is now way to talk you out of this XC
Yarddog68 today at 07:13
probably not but the good news is world 55 is still fairly new
Sebby Kos today at 07:14
dont quite like that but this is a very inactive tribe that i left that rather nice villages in it
Yarddog68 today at 07:15
what?
Sebby Kos today at 07:17
the last tribe i was in is very much inactive and there where a bunch of member that have no clue on how to play and have good villages that u may be interested in
Yarddog68 today at 07:18
lol my goal is to slowly pick off everyone alon the rim with the help of topless and shiningstar so to be honest if i dont take you they will
Sebby Kos today at 07:19
i disagree with that
Yarddog68 today at 07:20
really why is that?
Sebby Kos today at 07:22
it took 2 players to make me restart and i know nobles take a very long time to travel
Yarddog68 today at 07:25
lol depend where i attack from now doesnt it
Sebby Kos today at 07:27
not really just have to play dogde ball with nukes and nobles as your not doubt a decent player other wise you would be where your at now
Yarddog68 today at 07:28
if you dodge i just destroy then rebuild when its mine
Sebby Kos today at 07:30
ya but thats such a waste of timeto rebuild everything i hate when other players do that best to do it quick
Yarddog68 today at 07:31
it doesnt matter either way im more patient than most people
Sebby Kos today at 07:32
well being patient isnt always a good thing wouldnt you agree
Yarddog68 today at 07:34
lol seeing as the two biggest tribes in the area are friends there is not need to rush it immediately
Sebby Kos today at 07:36
even still delaying can be more harmfull then good most times
Sebby Kos today at 07:39
would u be up for a bet then?
Yarddog68 today at 07:41
what would the bet be
Sebby Kos today at 07:45
well i would wager my village with out resistance from me if you can catch my troops by this time tommorow
if you so then i wont resist you in taking my village
but if you dont i am to be left alone by the tribe for the time being
Sebby Kos today at 07:45
would you agree to this
Yarddog68 today at 07:47
what do you mean if i catch your troops?
Sebby Kos today at 07:49
well im goign to play dodge ball and i cant be on all the time correct so my troops have to be back at my village for periods of time
and by catch i mean kill all my troops XC
Yarddog68 today at 07:50
lol if i catch and kill them all it would be pointless what if i was to get a successful scout of you
Sebby Kos today at 07:51
so u mean scout my troops in my village
Yarddog68 today at 07:54
yeah if i could tell u everything u have at the time my scouts hit
Sebby Kos today at 07:56
sure so if you can tell me everything then i will not pout up a fight over my village but u have 24 hourse
Yarddog68 today at 07:57
lol ok
Sebby Kos today at 07:59
good luck to you sir
let the game begin XD

Yardog68 failed to mention that his Paladin has Kalid's Telescope. o.O

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