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Hamer The Nail

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Hello said:
Hamer The Nail today at 18:35
Hello. I don't want to sound rude but I can't help but notice that you were so unfortunately placed by me in this World. I am very sorry to hear this and hope that I can help. You see if you think about it logically which would you rather do? Restart when you're 26 points and live happily on the rim or continue to live through this hell and try to resist me? The choice is very obvious to me. You see, if you keep going the only thing you'll get out of it is becoming a farm and becoming a noble target. Building up from 26 points is a ton easier then restarting when you have 10k points or higher. Trust me it's not worth it. Just restart now and you can be on your merry way.

I hope that you will heed my words, Halacka

Halacka today at 18:48
That is quite an insult,

You are either a very juvinile child or a very juvinile adult. Either way, the threat you put upon me is very worrying to the kind of person you are. If indeed you are a child i would imagine you to be one of those troubled kids. Maybe have family problems or no parents perhaps.

Or if your an adult, you might have a dead end job leading nowhere. All you can do is take out your petty rage on other people to the failure you have become.

And thus. I offer my friendship in an attempt to elimate this hate in you. For i do not really care for this rather insignificant game in the path of my life.

So dont worry lad. Ill take my chances and if you take me over later in the game, you will have the full right to say"i told you so" only for you to know i dont care

Hamer The Nail today at 18:51
just telling you I will be nobling all villages in my 11x11 so it will be easier to restart now thn later.

Halacka today at 18:52
are you a kid or an adult in the dead end job then.

Did i get it right?

Hamer The Nail today at 18:53
Really you are homeless I never knew want some money?

Halacka today at 18:54
Lets get the grammer right!!

Ill take it you are a kid

Hamer The Nail today at 18:56
You don't have the best grrammer yourself.

Hamer The Nail today at 18:57
you might as well restart now or else you'll be my farm by the end of the week

Halacka today at 18:59
Where are my grammer errors then?

There are none!


Read this over
"Really you are homeless i never knew want some money?"
How does that make sense?

Halacka today at 19:00
No comma; even with one it wouldn't make sense

Hamer The Nail today at 19:01
insert , between knew and want

btw back on topic you really should restart or else i'll farm and later noble you.

Halacka today at 19:03
also which is it, are you a kid or adult. It really is a mystery because you are obviously a troubled soul.

Hamer The Nail today at 19:07
Have you ever played this game before?

o seems you have

World Rank Player Points Villages Tribe
13 24457 Halacka 1,423 1 DOW
14 4417 Halacka 2,749 1 KOD

Halacka today at 19:08
your point?

Hamer The Nail today at 19:09
um most my villages alone in other worlds have more points than both yours combined

Halacka today at 19:10
i started a week ago!

Hamer The Nail today at 19:11
yep you really should restart than you don't stand a match

Halacka today at 19:11
Your responses are becoming more and more immature,

You are certainly below the age of 20 if not 12

Halacka today at 19:12
My eyes are bleeding. The grammer is that bad.

Hamer The Nail today at 19:12
so are you

Hamer The Nail today at 19:13
btw i'm just gona farm you

Halacka today at 19:13
What? So am i what.

Hamer The Nail today at 19:14
under 20

Halacka today at 19:14
Your definately a kid, and a illiterate one at that.

btw, if you dont know what that means, grab a dictionary

Hamer The Nail today at 19:15
I probably am older than you

Halacka today at 19:16
how old are you then. Im 28.

Hamer The Nail today at 19:17
28? you talk like a 15 year old wow?

Halacka today at 19:19
See, the grammer is still not there. A ? mark on the end instead of a full stop. And your age little man

Hamer The Nail today at 19:19
30 english isn't my first language.

Halacka today at 19:20
I could tell

Hamer The Nail today at 19:20
prepair to get farmed

English is my first language and i'm only 15 but i don't pay attention to grammer when I type.
 

DeletedUser26973

Guest
xxx today at 18:32
caan i b duke of ur tribe?
im xperienced

Oh no, it might be one of those crazy disbanding guys!!
I dont know why he mailed me, im not even head of my tribe :icon_confused:
 

Gothic_Tease

Guest
Running Riot, that first IGm made me LOL for about 5 minutes. Sheer brilliance
 

Darsia

Guest
Running Riot today at 17:24
Jocken today at 16:19 : I will pay for sex, you up for it?

Is that not proof enough?

Jocken today at 17:22
did not

Running Riot today at 17:20
I think you will find that will fail miserably, you mailed me first offering money for sex.

That made me lol
 

DeletedUser18879

Guest
Here:

join said:
sandman217 today at 19:59
hi,
I am the leader from *TIS*
I sincerity invites you to join our tribe.
I know u wouldnt join any tribe yet.
and i will offer u the duke position

Sandman217
*TIS*

LTCL today at 20:00
Ok put me as duke

LTCL today at 20:04
Where is my duke position.

sandman217 today at 20:04
did

LTCL today at 20:06
Thanks

sandman217 today at 20:09
well why did u change my privileges

LTCL today at 20:09
Why not

sandman217 today at 20:11
you will regret it

LTCL today at 20:11
How?

sandman217 today at 20:13
you will see

LTCL today at 20:16
Please dont hurt me

sandman217 today at 20:19
u wish

LTCL today at 20:20
please

sandman217 today at 20:21
go to hell

LTCL today at 20:23
no please
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Even funnier now. xD Tossa didn't forward the whole thing to me. :(
 

Hamer The Nail

Guest
please said:
Hamer The Nail today at 18:24
Hello. I don't want to sound rude but I can't help but notice that you were so unfortunately placed by me in this World. I am very sorry to hear this and hope that I can help. You see if you think about it logically which would you rather do? Restart when you're 26 points and live happily on the rim or continue to live through this hell and try to resist me? The choice is very obvious to me. You see, if you keep going the only thing you'll get out of it is becoming a farm and becoming a noble target. Building up from 26 points is a ton easier then restarting when you have 10k points or higher. Trust me it's not worth it. Just restart now and you can be on your merry way.

I hope that you will heed my words, chillavilla

Hamer The Nail today at 18:35
i can see that you read this mail

chillavilla today at 19:35
yes and i dont think that we will have a problem

Hamer The Nail today at 19:46
yah that you will be my farm in a week is not my problem.

chillavilla today at 19:50
why me im a very active player and we can help eachother become great

Hamer The Nail today at 19:53
i can't let active players be anywhere near me and btw just build up resorces until they are level 30 troops are a waste

chillavilla today at 20:07
lol your real funny im going to build an army so that you cant farm me ... im not a noob to this game

Hamer The Nail today at 20:10
really twstats says you are
World Rank Player Points Villages Tribe
14 4549 chillavilla 2,714 1 WaF
15 4405 chillavilla 50 1 guild
I gotz another
 

kniver

Guest
chief big-ear said:
Riggedy riggedy white
come and spend the night
We'll play some games
some wild, some tame
Cause if you will, you might.


Your hosts on Quillan,
Veego and LaBerge

WTF?
 

DeletedUser

Guest
TBH I would have joined just because of that mail. Not sure if I would have stayed, but it was great!
 

.w E.st

Guest
I'm 'fraid my friends that we must defeat the evil LTCL,

the only way to do this is to send him nooby recruitment mails and invite him frequently,

Thanks
 

.w E.st

Guest
No... i know Bryan and he doesn't wanna join your tribe?:lol:

Anyway, your tribe seems pretty cool:icon_wink:
 

kniver

Guest
Sir Zerius said:
I have searched far and wide to put together a group of people to realize greatness and glory you are what i am looking for you are the one my tribe needs to begin its advance to glory join us be our champion and we will go together into victory

:icon_rolleyes:
 

Jakub1992

Guest
Noble knight,

I'd like to invite your tribe to merge with ours. I think together we could defend ourselves more effectively.

We here at Linton take much pride in our tribe and think of ourselves as a big international family.
We vigorously protect our own and provide any support (knowledge, resources and troops) that is needed.

A suitable positions will be given to all of your key roll knights.
We'd like to see you amongst our members.

Please discuss it in your tribe and write me your opinion!

Live long and build Strong,
Grant.


Lawl
 
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