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hmmm... Not quite funny to be honest, Davies.
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It is good to be King...
(read bottom-up, of course)
drbrunch on 30.03. at 21:02
Ah! Much better!
This poem was delightful. Keep it up and you may yet have a place at our table.
I expect another one within 48 hours.
mcfestry on 30.03. at 20:59
THE BIRDS ARE FLYING IN THE SKY JUST ABOVE MY APPLE PIE THE TREES ARE GREEN BUT THE PLANTS ARE MEAN.
drbrunch on 30.03. at 20:31
I believe you can do better. Write me a poem about nature. And use all caps.
mcfestry on 30.03. at 19:59
isthat all right
mcfestry on 30.03. at 19:59
you are the boss you are the best you could pass eny test.
drbrunch on 30.03. at 19:57
I am waiting for your first poem...so are my axemen.
mcfestry on 30.03. at 19:55
ok
drbrunch on 30.03. at 19:36
As you were not contributing to the tribe before, you need to redeem yourself somehow.
Write me a poem every two days or I will destroy you.
If, over time, I find these contributions to be satisfactory, then we will THINK about letting you in.
Poems or death. It's your call.
mcfestry on 30.03. at 13:43
can i be in the tribe then plzzzzzzz
(read bottom-up, of course)
drbrunch on 30.03. at 21:02
Ah! Much better!
This poem was delightful. Keep it up and you may yet have a place at our table.
I expect another one within 48 hours.
mcfestry on 30.03. at 20:59
THE BIRDS ARE FLYING IN THE SKY JUST ABOVE MY APPLE PIE THE TREES ARE GREEN BUT THE PLANTS ARE MEAN.
drbrunch on 30.03. at 20:31
I believe you can do better. Write me a poem about nature. And use all caps.
mcfestry on 30.03. at 19:59
isthat all right
mcfestry on 30.03. at 19:59
you are the boss you are the best you could pass eny test.
drbrunch on 30.03. at 19:57
I am waiting for your first poem...so are my axemen.
mcfestry on 30.03. at 19:55
ok
drbrunch on 30.03. at 19:36
As you were not contributing to the tribe before, you need to redeem yourself somehow.
Write me a poem every two days or I will destroy you.
If, over time, I find these contributions to be satisfactory, then we will THINK about letting you in.
Poems or death. It's your call.
mcfestry on 30.03. at 13:43
can i be in the tribe then plzzzzzzz
flamingmonkey2
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I lol'd my pants! Well done.
DeletedUser
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I agree, that was not so much as funny as it just pointed out deception. Not a real funny. But he was foolish to send you reports and think that it was being resolved even as more attacks came in i suppose that was to laugh at slightly
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ROFL!!! He's so romantic... lolololol:lol::lol::lol::lol:
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I know, I know. He's back in...for now :icon_wink:
DeletedUser
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lol, he should of put:
Its not a dream but drbrunch is mean.
well, thats rubbish but anyway.
Its not a dream but drbrunch is mean.well, thats rubbish but anyway.
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bottom to top:
joe0612 today at 14:06are you michael jackson?
wowpow today at 14:04Well im 60 and I like little boys. Just playin.
Im 15.
joe0612 today at 14:01depends on how old are YOU (if your waaaay older than me i will lie 'cos you might be perv if your waaaay older than me)
wowpow today at 13:59I dont remember sending Cats/Rams. If I did then there probably about 100 of each.
So how old are you friend.
joe0612 today at 13:55so how come that doesnt explain the catapult speeds..also ive only built cavalry so far...i might send my 1000 lc and my 250 MA now...maybe later
wowpow today at 13:51Uh, no.
Dont worry about the attacks, theres about 500 LC, 750axes 100MA and 100HC. By the time they land you should have built enough defensive troops.
joe0612 today at 13:49does this make us friends? 'cos if it does then can you like send heavy cav. to defeat the attacks?
wowpow today at 13:39Well there kinda old.....Really old.
Theres only A hundered or so family members left. When they came to the US, my Great Grandfather died in some sort of accident- Ionno. And my Great great grandfather died of stroke- He was old when he came here. My uncles whom are still alive|
|Said they have 'ties' with MS-13. But were not Mexican? I dont get it.
joe0612 today at 13:33in any form of spelling
joe0612 today at 13:32there not on google
wowpow today at 13:32You spelled it wrong.
joe0612 today at 13:31hold on im just gunna google the barnacti familia
wowpow today at 13:29The Mafia.
But im Sicillian, and my great great grandfather, and my great grandfather are in the Barnaccti Familia.
You can try though.
joe0612 today at 13:27what country are you in? i need to know who to send after you? the mafia, the triads, hastyr, or the tweenies.
wowpow today at 13:17Dude your friends are really dumb.
Little nooblets.
'oh I have big friends'- and I dont???
The std one was A little funny. Still gay though.
joe0612 today at 13:15my friends have advised me to scream this:
LEAVE ME ALONEZ I HAS POWERFUL FRENDZ.
some also told me to say this:
DONT TOUCH ME i have std (i dont)
joe0612 on 01.04. at 23:52i have a few
wowpow on 01.04. at 23:42Who.
joe0612 on 01.04. at 23:41then ask my friend
wowpow on 01.04. at 23:37Haha.
You seem like A cool person, but YOU threatend me, not your friends. You could be lying for all I know.
joe0612 on 01.04. at 23:32my parents have a villa in france you wanna damage that too?
(that was a joke)
ps:your punishing m because of my friends?
wowpow on 01.04. at 23:31Uh, well threatning someone whom has about 7 times more points than you isnt very smart- Some stupid friends.
I dont plan to noble you. Just damage your villa'.
joe0612 on 01.04. at 23:30and arnt you past sending catapults/rams?
joe0612 on 01.04. at 23:29what? i didnt invite them and i dont want a war! look im new at this game and from advices from friends i was told thretening you was the best way to keep the piece
wowpow on 01.04. at 23:28Inviting my member.
You seem like you wanted A personal war anyways.
joe0612 what are the attacks for?
there will be more...
joe0612 today at 14:06are you michael jackson?
wowpow today at 14:04Well im 60 and I like little boys. Just playin.
Im 15.
joe0612 today at 14:01depends on how old are YOU (if your waaaay older than me i will lie 'cos you might be perv if your waaaay older than me)
wowpow today at 13:59I dont remember sending Cats/Rams. If I did then there probably about 100 of each.
So how old are you friend.
joe0612 today at 13:55so how come that doesnt explain the catapult speeds..also ive only built cavalry so far...i might send my 1000 lc and my 250 MA now...maybe later
wowpow today at 13:51Uh, no.
Dont worry about the attacks, theres about 500 LC, 750axes 100MA and 100HC. By the time they land you should have built enough defensive troops.
joe0612 today at 13:49does this make us friends? 'cos if it does then can you like send heavy cav. to defeat the attacks?
wowpow today at 13:39Well there kinda old.....Really old.
Theres only A hundered or so family members left. When they came to the US, my Great Grandfather died in some sort of accident- Ionno. And my Great great grandfather died of stroke- He was old when he came here. My uncles whom are still alive|
|Said they have 'ties' with MS-13. But were not Mexican? I dont get it.joe0612 today at 13:33in any form of spelling
joe0612 today at 13:32there not on google
wowpow today at 13:32You spelled it wrong.
joe0612 today at 13:31hold on im just gunna google the barnacti familia
wowpow today at 13:29The Mafia.
But im Sicillian, and my great great grandfather, and my great grandfather are in the Barnaccti Familia.
You can try though.
joe0612 today at 13:27what country are you in? i need to know who to send after you? the mafia, the triads, hastyr, or the tweenies.
wowpow today at 13:17Dude your friends are really dumb.
Little nooblets.
'oh I have big friends'- and I dont???
The std one was A little funny. Still gay though.
joe0612 today at 13:15my friends have advised me to scream this:
LEAVE ME ALONEZ I HAS POWERFUL FRENDZ.
some also told me to say this:
DONT TOUCH ME i have std (i dont)
joe0612 on 01.04. at 23:52i have a few
wowpow on 01.04. at 23:42Who.
joe0612 on 01.04. at 23:41then ask my friend
wowpow on 01.04. at 23:37Haha.
You seem like A cool person, but YOU threatend me, not your friends. You could be lying for all I know.
joe0612 on 01.04. at 23:32my parents have a villa in france you wanna damage that too?
(that was a joke)
ps:your punishing m because of my friends?
wowpow on 01.04. at 23:31Uh, well threatning someone whom has about 7 times more points than you isnt very smart- Some stupid friends.
I dont plan to noble you. Just damage your villa'.
joe0612 on 01.04. at 23:30and arnt you past sending catapults/rams?
joe0612 on 01.04. at 23:29what? i didnt invite them and i dont want a war! look im new at this game and from advices from friends i was told thretening you was the best way to keep the piece
wowpow on 01.04. at 23:28Inviting my member.
You seem like you wanted A personal war anyways.
joe0612 what are the attacks for?
there will be more...
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I am biased because I think Joe is a spammer and much worse, but this was the only funny part of the post to me.
DeletedUser
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i thought that was the most serious bit...
DeletedUser
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I know you were being serious and that is exactly what makes it funny.:icon_rolleyes:
DeletedUser
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So this fella basically told me he was cheating and gave me the location of his illegal village. All I had to do was ask...:icon_razz:
(read bottom-up, of course)
drbrunch today at 21:55
Eh? I'm not nobling you, don't be silly....
you shouldn't destroy all your structures regardless. 1) It takes as long to destroy them as to build them 2)You will need them to replentish your village and 3)If I was going to noble you I would just rebuild them.
Just relax, this will only hurt for a minute.
jonnyhodson today at 21:14
if u plan on nobleing me dont bother i will destroy every struce b 4 i let u have it and will send resources to my allys so u cant have them
jonnyhodson today at 21:11
hey y r u attacking me ?
drbrunch today at 10:12
Just a few...if you could move any scouts you have out of the way (to dodge as it were) there won't be any casualties on either side.
jonnyhodson today at 10:10
how many scouts you sending
jonnyhodson today at 10:09
544 960
jonnyhodson today at 10:09
yeah but what if u attack it ?
drbrunch today at 10:07
Your other account in k95? What might that be? post BB codes plz. I'll take a look, maybe we are in position to help.
jonnyhodson today at 10:04
we are in a strong position to help each other and on my other account in k95 has 100 spearmen and 207 on order they can help you out to
drbrunch today at 10:01
Just taking a look around...
An alliance? Explain.
jonnyhodson today at 09:50
why are you attacking me we should form an allience? what do you say?
(read bottom-up, of course)
drbrunch today at 21:55
Eh? I'm not nobling you, don't be silly....
you shouldn't destroy all your structures regardless. 1) It takes as long to destroy them as to build them 2)You will need them to replentish your village and 3)If I was going to noble you I would just rebuild them.
Just relax, this will only hurt for a minute.
jonnyhodson today at 21:14
if u plan on nobleing me dont bother i will destroy every struce b 4 i let u have it and will send resources to my allys so u cant have them
jonnyhodson today at 21:11
hey y r u attacking me ?
drbrunch today at 10:12
Just a few...if you could move any scouts you have out of the way (to dodge as it were) there won't be any casualties on either side.
jonnyhodson today at 10:10
how many scouts you sending
jonnyhodson today at 10:09
544 960
jonnyhodson today at 10:09
yeah but what if u attack it ?
drbrunch today at 10:07
Your other account in k95? What might that be? post BB codes plz. I'll take a look, maybe we are in position to help.
jonnyhodson today at 10:04
we are in a strong position to help each other and on my other account in k95 has 100 spearmen and 207 on order they can help you out to
drbrunch today at 10:01
Just taking a look around...
An alliance? Explain.
jonnyhodson today at 09:50
why are you attacking me we should form an allience? what do you say?
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lol, thats funny! :lol:
DeletedUser
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Can't you Export them god it's hard to read
Anyway XD
Anyway XD
Attacks said:Ranmyaku3 on 30.03. at 19:39
You attacked my village called University,
You made me lose perfectly good troops and I demand 20,000 of Each resource to University in compensation.
If you fail to do so...
lymr on 31.03. at 12:44
You took a village I was attacking for 3 days already. I not feel like I want to give you anything...
Ranmyaku3 on 31.03. at 21:23
You couldn't noble a village in 3 days you really do not deserve too have it and I hope that wasn't your main attack force
lymr on 31.03. at 21:56
Ofcourse I can't noble a villige in three days when I'm away for two days between the firs and the second attack
Ranmyaku3 on 02.04. at 00:56
Then I will be forced too take it from you.
lymr on 02.04. at 11:39
Happy now?
Please leave me then
Ranmyaku3 on 02.04. at 20:53
Maybe I'll noble you.
lymr on 02.04. at 21:21
Then you should do that if you want to have my tribe against you
Ranmyaku3 on 02.04. at 21:22
They'd probably kick you for being a Pointwhore.
lymr on 02.04. at 21:23
They won't kick me
Ask them...
Ranmyaku3 on 02.04. at 21:25
Lol, I will ask them, and remind them of this in your main village of you total force before you attacked me
Subject lymr attacks University
Sent Mar 29,2008 13:12
The defender has won
Luck (from attacker's point of view)
Misfortune
luck 2.8%
Morale: 100%
Attacker: lymr
Village: lymrs village (585|621) K65
Quantity: 0 947 0 0 0 661 231 0 0 0 1 1
Losses: 0 947 0 0 0 661 231 0 0 0 1 1
Defender: Ranmyaku3
Village: University (581|623) K65
lymr on 02.04. at 21:26
Offcourse u will
lymr on 02.04. at 21:26
btw, they know
Ranmyaku3 on 03.04. at 12:10
Also, thanks for raising my attack OD
lymr on 03.04. at 20:10
Can u please go and make fun of someone else?
Ranmyaku3 on 03.04. at 20:51
Maybe
lymr on 03.04. at 22:51
Sounds like no...
What do you want?
Ranmyaku3 on 04.04. at 21:06
A payment of 20,000 resources a day.
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This is a few excerpts from a forum thread. the zzz/yyy/xxx/aaa is in the place of someones name.
xxx
Penis?
(Question mark intentional)
macaroni man3
is it a question because you cant find yours?[/quote]
yyy
LOL OWNED
zzz
FIXED
Xxx
Actually, I was wondering how many of you actually have them.
Personally, mine could be used to cub a small mammal to death and could be used to deflect bullets from me Robocop style.
Macaroni man3
How many do you need?
Xxx
No less then 3 penises and 5 balls
Macaroni man3
How did you get those numbers?
Aaa
Maybe you cant see past your belly because you are so fat.
Bbb
Yea, im skinny as hell
Yyy
same here...so hungry atm...
macaroni man3
mac man3 = twig that weighs nothing
yyy
there we go
Macaroni man3
fixed.
yyy
LOL...touche...i have no comback for that 1.....
Aaa
Fixed
Macaroni man3
like your mom?
xxx
Penis?
(Question mark intentional)
macaroni man3
xxx said:
is it a question because you cant find yours?[/quote]
yyy
LOL OWNED
zzz
macaroni man3 said:
FIXED
Xxx
Actually, I was wondering how many of you actually have them.
Personally, mine could be used to cub a small mammal to death and could be used to deflect bullets from me Robocop style.
Macaroni man3
How many do you need?
Xxx
No less then 3 penises and 5 balls
Macaroni man3
How did you get those numbers?
Aaa
Maybe you cant see past your belly because you are so fat.
Bbb
Yea, im skinny as hell
Yyy
same here...so hungry atm...
macaroni man3
mac man3 = twig that weighs nothing
yyy
macaroni man3 said:
there we goMacaroni man3
yyy said:
fixed.
yyy
LOL...touche...i have no comback for that 1.....
Aaa
yyy said:
Fixed
Macaroni man3
aaa said:
like your mom?
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LORDS said:
he had a 6000 point village and claimed to have it almost maxed.
DeletedUser
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lol, nice messages guys
DeletedUser
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Going through my old mail, I noticed this ol' Beauty:
He read me completely. :icon_redface:
Hey said:
He read me completely. :icon_redface:
DeletedUser
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wtf lol... Your title was changed by TW support too...
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Attacker: supersaupe
Village: Petergate (193|636) K61
Quantity: 50 0 0 0 100 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
Losses: 50 0 0 0 0 0 99 0 0 0 1 1
Defender: *********
Village: ***********
Quantity: 60 0 0 0 0 0 50 0 0 0 1 0
Losses: 17 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 0 0
WTF
Village: Petergate (193|636) K61
Quantity: 50 0 0 0 100 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
Losses: 50 0 0 0 0 0 99 0 0 0 1 1
Defender: *********
Village: ***********
Quantity: 60 0 0 0 0 0 50 0 0 0 1 0
Losses: 17 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 0 0
WTF
