dead baby jokes

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DeletedUser25846

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anyone have any, since i have a lot

What is pink and red and sits in a corner?
A baby chewing on razor blades.

What is green and sits in a corner?
The same baby, six weeks later.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel?
4 1/2.

What do vegetarian ogres eat?
Cabbage patch kids.
 

DeletedUser

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What's worse:

6 dead babies in 1 dumpster or 1 dead baby in 6 dumpsters?

EDIT: Damn you bob.
 

DeletedUser25846

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What's worse:

6 dead babies in 1 dumpster or 1 dead baby in 6 dumpsters?

EDIT: Damn you bob.


What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?
A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
 

DeletedUser

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I put someone in the hospital because of dead baby jokes. Stop.
 

DeletedUser

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whats worse, having to eat lunch with #456 or finding a dead baby
 

DeletedUser

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DeletedUser

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I wish someone had the power to delete this from my memory D:
 

DeletedUser

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Yeah, but there has to be some admin that checks this stuff.
 

DeletedUser

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then he says i am a peado which is stupid in more than one way
 
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