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I'm writing this after a 7 hour delay due to the database error. Here is the original post in its entirety (also, can one of the mods please delete the blank topics of the same name).
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. I couldn't come up with a fitting beginning for my story so I borrowed this one from Charles Dickens. I'm sure he wouldn't mind considering the awesomeness of what you're about to read.
You see, some time ago, while I was still a baron of New, I started to become unbearably bored with this world, and this game in general. I decided I'd had enough, but I didn't want to simply delete my account or set somebody as account sitter and leave. Since these last 3 months haven't been very interesting, a thought crossed my mind - why not have fun for a few days before ending my story here? Why let all the armies I've so diligently been building all this time go to waste? My plan was as follows: pick an enemy stronger than me that has a history of getting on my nerves and stepping on my toes, pull them into an unfair battle and go out in a blaze of glory. And what better choice than the resident top ten, mass recruiting, bad English speaking, arrogant tribe of continents 52, 62 and 53 - C.K. To be more specific regarding the size of this tribe, this is a screenshot of their profile taken last night:
So I left New, planning my attacks against saint15, the C.K member nearest to me, anticipating immediate retaliation from this top ten tribe. After taking 3 villages, the only incomings I had seen are 4 fake attacks from saint15. By this time, I was wondering - where are the noble trains? Clearing attacks? Support for saint15? Fakes, at least? Finally, the little white envelope we all know and love notified me that I have mail from none other than the duke of C.K. Finally, I thought, at least a threatening private message has entered my inbox! Alas, no. The content of this message was quite different to what I expected. Here is the full conversation I had with him (I leave it up to you to reconstruct my thought process during the exchange):
If you search for C.K in the tribal rankings now, you might find them to be not quite as big as they were yesterday. In fact, you might find something like this:
Due to the database error on this forum, this post is about 7 hours late, so by now they've started to regroup under a different name, according to them because they want nothing to do with t-mak anymore. Either way, after a lot of clicking, I bring to you, complete and unedited, some lovely screenshots I took while on my holiday in C.K. Warning: screenshots may contain information about tribes other than C.K.
Here is a series I like to call "What is to become of this world":
plot against evoke pt. 1
plot against evoke pt. 2
to plot or not to plot
Two screenshots regarding my own persona, which I like to call "ZOMG Monsignor":
ZOMG new baron
ZOMG K63
And for every unbelieving Thomas out there who might think any of the screenshots above are photoshopped, I made the effort of creating a little swf file which documents my browsing of their forum and can be downloaded here or here.
Finally, here are some initial war stats:
Side 1:
Tribes:
Players: Monsignor
Side 2:
Tribes: C.K
Players:
Timeframe: Forever
Total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 3
Side 2: 0
Difference: 3
Points value of total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 12,197
Side 2: 0
Difference: 12,197
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Hopefully, the gentlemen of C.K have now learned a valuable lesson: when somebody systematically nobles and demolishes villages that belong to one of your members, don't invite that person and make him a baron. I still plan to leave this world in the near future, so when you guys get your tribe back together, it would be nice to see some incomings. And try to rim me before the summer, please. Seriously though, don't invite me to your tribe this time. Noble my villages. Spam me with fakes. Just don't invite me and, by all means, do not give me leadership privileges. Of course, you can just sit tight like you've been doing so far and watch me take your players out one by one for ever and ever (or until I get bored anyway).
They also have a sister tribe called C.K.E which also sent me an invite, only they did it without even mailing me first. The reason they're not mentioned above is because communication between these two tribes is rare and sporadic. Nevertheless, when you attack a C.K.E member, they're more than willing to threaten you with annihilation by the hand of their big sister, brother, or whatever the family relation may be in this case.
I'd like to dedicate this post to babno of C.K, who was the original reason for my dispute with C.K. Here is a motivational poster just for you, it's based on a conversation you and I had a while ago:
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/2668/motivate.jpg
P.S. Remember when you lost craploads of troops nobling edd's 'abandoned' account? I was sitting him the whole time. That is, until I finally got bored and left it to rot. After which you took about 4 more days to take the village you wanted. I hope you bring your A-game when you attack me.
Thank you for your time, W33.
Ms Sunshine has super boobs.
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. I couldn't come up with a fitting beginning for my story so I borrowed this one from Charles Dickens. I'm sure he wouldn't mind considering the awesomeness of what you're about to read.
You see, some time ago, while I was still a baron of New, I started to become unbearably bored with this world, and this game in general. I decided I'd had enough, but I didn't want to simply delete my account or set somebody as account sitter and leave. Since these last 3 months haven't been very interesting, a thought crossed my mind - why not have fun for a few days before ending my story here? Why let all the armies I've so diligently been building all this time go to waste? My plan was as follows: pick an enemy stronger than me that has a history of getting on my nerves and stepping on my toes, pull them into an unfair battle and go out in a blaze of glory. And what better choice than the resident top ten, mass recruiting, bad English speaking, arrogant tribe of continents 52, 62 and 53 - C.K. To be more specific regarding the size of this tribe, this is a screenshot of their profile taken last night:
So I left New, planning my attacks against saint15, the C.K member nearest to me, anticipating immediate retaliation from this top ten tribe. After taking 3 villages, the only incomings I had seen are 4 fake attacks from saint15. By this time, I was wondering - where are the noble trains? Clearing attacks? Support for saint15? Fakes, at least? Finally, the little white envelope we all know and love notified me that I have mail from none other than the duke of C.K. Finally, I thought, at least a threatening private message has entered my inbox! Alas, no. The content of this message was quite different to what I expected. Here is the full conversation I had with him (I leave it up to you to reconstruct my thought process during the exchange):
t-mak on 25.04. at 11:51
Man i saw that you are a very good player...
you want to come us ?we are only active players
Monsignor on 25.04. at 12:05
Let me think about it.
t-mak on 25.04. at 12:08
i see that you nobled a village of [player]saint15[/player]
I don`t care, i can desmiss him to nobled and other village , i want only good and active players
Monsignor on 25.04. at 12:14
Don't dismiss him, just make sure your members don't support him. I prefer it that way
t-mak on 25.04. at 12:16
but , you need to come us..
we are a good tribe , we control K53 , K52 and K62.
now we are in tratative with a good tribes to be ally(TOP10)
Monsignor on 25.04. at 12:25
I said I'll think about it, I'll let you know tonight.
t-mak on 25.04. at 12:30
ok.i expect an answer tonight
Monsignor on 25.04. at 18:56
Here's the deal: I'm willing to join [ally]C.K[/ally], but under one condition. See, I'm not used to being a regular member, in any tribe I've been in so far I was either a leader or a general. Now, I know you guys have your hierarchy and I respect that, but I'd like to have some position in the tribe. For instance, baron in charge of K63, because I know a lot of people there and a lot of them owe me favors.
What can I offer on that position?
1. I'm an experienced war player, ever since World 3 I've been a general in all the tribes I've been in.
2. I have diplomatic contacts with Evoke and New.
So, to summarize, my offer is this: I will join your tribe if you will make me a baron. Think about it and let me know.
Monsignor
t-mak today at 14:41
ok , but for a few days i can give you diplomatic rights
and after a few days i give you BARON, is it ok?
Monsignor today at 15:51
No deal. I'll only join if I can be a baron from the start.
t-mak today at 15:55
ok, but I want to ask you something..
why you left [ally]NEW[/ally] ?
Monsignor today at 17:03
Because a lot of members are inactive, including some of the leaders and it just got very boring over there. Also, the tribe has some plans that I don't agree with.
t-mak today at 17:10
i send invite
Monsignor today at 17:17
I've joined.
t-mak today at 17:25
ok , i give you rights
Monsignor today at 17:25
Thank you.
If you search for C.K in the tribal rankings now, you might find them to be not quite as big as they were yesterday. In fact, you might find something like this:
Due to the database error on this forum, this post is about 7 hours late, so by now they've started to regroup under a different name, according to them because they want nothing to do with t-mak anymore. Either way, after a lot of clicking, I bring to you, complete and unedited, some lovely screenshots I took while on my holiday in C.K. Warning: screenshots may contain information about tribes other than C.K.
Here is a series I like to call "What is to become of this world":
plot against evoke pt. 1
plot against evoke pt. 2
to plot or not to plot
Two screenshots regarding my own persona, which I like to call "ZOMG Monsignor":
ZOMG new baron
ZOMG K63
And for every unbelieving Thomas out there who might think any of the screenshots above are photoshopped, I made the effort of creating a little swf file which documents my browsing of their forum and can be downloaded here or here.
Finally, here are some initial war stats:
Side 1:
Tribes:
Players: Monsignor
Side 2:
Tribes: C.K
Players:
Timeframe: Forever
Total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 3
Side 2: 0
Difference: 3
Points value of total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 12,197
Side 2: 0
Difference: 12,197
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Hopefully, the gentlemen of C.K have now learned a valuable lesson: when somebody systematically nobles and demolishes villages that belong to one of your members, don't invite that person and make him a baron. I still plan to leave this world in the near future, so when you guys get your tribe back together, it would be nice to see some incomings. And try to rim me before the summer, please. Seriously though, don't invite me to your tribe this time. Noble my villages. Spam me with fakes. Just don't invite me and, by all means, do not give me leadership privileges. Of course, you can just sit tight like you've been doing so far and watch me take your players out one by one for ever and ever (or until I get bored anyway).
They also have a sister tribe called C.K.E which also sent me an invite, only they did it without even mailing me first. The reason they're not mentioned above is because communication between these two tribes is rare and sporadic. Nevertheless, when you attack a C.K.E member, they're more than willing to threaten you with annihilation by the hand of their big sister, brother, or whatever the family relation may be in this case.
I'd like to dedicate this post to babno of C.K, who was the original reason for my dispute with C.K. Here is a motivational poster just for you, it's based on a conversation you and I had a while ago:
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/2668/motivate.jpg
P.S. Remember when you lost craploads of troops nobling edd's 'abandoned' account? I was sitting him the whole time. That is, until I finally got bored and left it to rot. After which you took about 4 more days to take the village you wanted. I hope you bring your A-game when you attack me.
Thank you for your time, W33.
Ms Sunshine has super boobs.
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