Funny IGM's

DeletedUser

Guest
Now that *Deadly*Poison* took the others, i took this one :icon_cool:
Well, i suppose people know what to do here?

Post all your funny in-game mails and alikes here, rules apply to quotes also, so remove vulgar words.
 
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Muldie325

Guest
Yea.. this is where some "noob" mails you, with a perfectly good alliance offer, and you laugh at him because he didn't realise that you are too 1337 to use 1337 speak.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
*this is where people post all the old fabricated mails they can find, and think someone will actually laugh at them.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Nicely done Epilogue, i commend your thread!

wonder if any will be stickied..... usually Funny IGM is stickied :icon_sad:

*wish my two were*
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Yea.. this is where some "noob" mails you, with a perfectly good alliance offer, and you laugh at him because he didn't realise that you are too 1337 to use 1337 speak.
^First funny post, although it's not IG :icon_sad:
(1337 sp33k is liek thiz)
Watch out for those people, they could send a 100 spears at you.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Epilogue today at 13:20
Hello there Zevahc, Please, I beg you, Do not join world 47

Zevahc today at 13:22
Hmmm, Your not begging enough.

Epilogue today at 13:23
*Goes on one knee, Reaches into his pocket*

Zevahc today at 13:24
Wow easy tiger

Epilogue today at 13:25
Please, Just dont join, I'll do anything

Zevahc today at 13:27
Clearly you will *Runs to the bus shouting "I will never join world 47" *
 

King Matt II

Guest
^ :lol: Funniest mail yet! Oh wait, it's the only mail.. :x
 

DeletedUser85961

Guest
noob said:
MiauwMiauw? today at 11:09
You can better restart :D!

Appleford today at 11:09
Have already.

Appleford today at 11:09
I was rank 8, moved to a better location. You might consider restarting, we will only slow each other down.

MiauwMiauw? today at 11:10
N00b :D!
He was 8 but he retarderd, uuhm restarted!

Which is useless, because you will only move a little bit. Better to restart at a later timepoint.

But hee, i are noob@
 

to7a

Guest
not so funny. ...

char93 today at 11:41
Do you wan to join?

to7a today at 11:44
no i want farm you soon ... ^_^

char93 today at 11:45
Awesome some challenge. I like this world already.

to7a today at 11:47
no challenge , i not intresting on this world. just joined to see the settings. but still going to farm you.

char93 today at 11:48
We'll see.


Edit 12:51: he just restart , and he want challenge. kk.
 
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DeletedUser

Guest
He was 8 but he retarderd, uuhm restarted!

Which is useless, because you will only move a little bit. Better to restart at a later timepoint.

But hee, i are noob@

you failed...(not that appleford is a great players), you can restart in a new direction if all else fails.
 

to7a

Guest
mass recruiting

FatEmoLLaMa today at 12:55
Hello there [player]to7a[/player].

I would like to know if you are looking for a tribe that isn't about mass recruiting, and also has skill.

I am offering you an invitation to join [ally]-Free-[/ally] which I believe can be a great tribe, but not without your help!

If you wish to know more you may ask me, or if you would like an invite, be sure to reply to this mail saying so! Thanks!

Regards,
~[player]FatEmoLLaMa[/player]. Duke of [ally]-Free-[/ally]

to7a today at 12:58
how do you know that i'm good player or not???any reson ,cause sending a mail didn't mean your not a mass recruiting

FatEmoLLaMa today at 13:00
I am not looking absolutely great players. Any good tribe knows that you will never have a tribe that is 100% experienced.

Everyone needs to learn something about the game, somewhere during their time here, and I am here to help these users out, to fill that void of being in-experience. A tribe that helps their members learn if they need to, is a tribe worthy of a good name.

to7a today at 13:04
actly ,i'm not intresting on playing this world .i just join to see the sitting and to farm some guys for fun, i'm leaving this world in two weeks .if i change my mind i will look to you .
 

Tribal.Hugsz

Guest
Isnt interesting but a liar :p

Tribal.Hugsz today at 12:44
Give me 3 reasons why should I join your tribe?

bored11 today at 12:47
i Am an experienced player with over 8million on world 3 we can expand fastlt together i will make u baron

bored11 today at 12:47
i Am an experienced player with over 8million on world 3 we can expand fastlt together i will make u baron

Tribal.Hugsz today at 12:49
Do I trust you? You only had played W30 and went inactive now.

bored11 today at 12:51
im still on world 30 but i got screwed over so i am focusing mainly on this world

Tribal.Hugsz today at 13:03
I see. what about your 8m account?



Subject Received
bored11 invites you to the tribe 'Tribe OF Death' Feb 23,2010 12:53
bored11 invites you to the tribe 'Tribe OF Death' Feb 23,2010 12:41
bored11 invites you to the tribe 'Tribe OF Death' Feb 23,2010 12:12
select all
 

DeletedUser

Guest
This is hilarious

darthmoleman today at 12:48
oh my god i cant believe you just invited me what are you a n00b i dont see an experience past world 26! Man you are my second farm target. have fun or restart!
ViNiTa34 today at 12:49
Coz your freaking leader invite me!
ViNiTa34 today at 12:50
World Rank Player Points Villages Tribe
EN32 3064 darthmoleman 146 1
EN42 11187 darthmoleman 274 1
EN46 6292 darthmoleman 1,822 1

wow
you're so freaking experienced!
ViNiTa34 today at 12:52
and you're not even close to me and how you call that farm?
darthmoleman today at 12:53
yes i had to quit due to RL but in world 24, my fave world got 1.5 mil again i was in the top 10 tribe V-V-V, world 13 is a bit vague. so i am experinced but i am 16 so RL is very important at this stge.
darthmoleman today at 12:53
it doesnt matter we are all close we are in the core
!
ViNiTa34 today at 12:56
Baically, Do you think I am not ezxperienced?
Everyone believes that they are going to dominate K45
But always fail...
Check my another account out buddy!
then we will see :)
it's a waste of time to farm each other XD

http://www.twstats.com/index.php?page=search&name=Emperorofwar&type=player
darthmoleman today at 12:58
wow you found an experience player. how do i know you just didnt randonly use that person?
darthmoleman today at 12:59
anyway you are multi accounting thats illegal
ViNiTa34 today at 12:59
:D
Thats not a random person buddy
thats me and my brothers account !!!
ViNiTa34 today at 12:59
and i am not multi accounting
darthmoleman today at 13:00
your brothers! not yours
ViNiTa34 today at 13:00
ugh!
still I see his!!!
ViNiTa34 today at 13:01
Right now he busy during business
so I have to account sit him for a while *_*
darthmoleman today at 13:01
but not use it big difference. wow my friend playes in world 1! omg!?!?!?!?
ViNiTa34 today at 13:01
and teach me
and I am a troops whore in W36
as you can see my village is not 9k up
darthmoleman today at 13:03
um..... well having 10k vils can still give you 6k axe 3k lc and 250 rams
ViNiTa34 today at 13:06
so?
I am trying to demolition the village coz I am having more troops and more more!
darthmoleman today at 13:08
well it doesnt actully make much more of a difference. you should have'
hq-20
barracks-25
stable-20
worshop-10
acedmey-1
smithy-20
res and farm and warehouse-30
and wall -20
ViNiTa34 today at 13:09
dude don't teach me
I am already good at this :p
End conversation lets play TW :D
darthmoleman today at 13:11
wateva..... farm
ViNiTa34 today at 13:12
lol
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Another one!

darthmoleman today at 12:34
guess what! your my first farm!
denedude today at 12:36
and what brings you to this conclusion
darthmoleman today at 12:38
you invited me to your tribe. i already have one
denedude today at 12:40
Your tribal description says nothing about inviting it's members...if this is your tribal stance, it should be stated.
denedude today at 12:40
And really, no offense, I'm just looking to grow with other active gamers around me....
darthmoleman today at 12:42
well i have one piece of advice to you restart! becuase when you come out of BP bam you will be gone!
denedude today at 12:43
You would do better trying to intimidate some n00bs
darthmoleman today at 12:45
yeah really whats your experience?
me my first and best world was world 13 i reached 1.5 mil in point with a total troop count of 2mil i am a veteran so becareful who you mess with
denedude today at 12:47
my original was W22, I was approx same pt value I suppose....I thought more in terms of village value though....I had approx 170 villas and a mini nobleman army, as most of my enemies were K's away by that point.
darthmoleman today at 12:49
still if you dont wish to start a war eliminate the problem before you cause it. so have fun getting owned! or you can restart i dont really care
denedude today at 12:51
start a war?
as I said, try your chest puffing and talk on n00bs
you don't intimidate me kid
darthmoleman today at 12:54
lol! chest puffing! im an aggressive player and i am warning you first
denedude today at 12:56
I am as well
You would do better to work with me, rather than against.
Does your tribal leadership know you are trying to make enemies?
darthmoleman today at 13:02
um i am one of the leaders! and anyway enemies are not possible this early. anyway your in my 15*15 so bye bye
denedude today at 13:03
well good luck with that
I like ODD as well as my ODA
darthmoleman today at 13:04
my ODD on world 46 is 98 my ODA will be 15k soon
denedude today at 13:05
Am I really supposed to give a d**m ?
Get over yourself, you are not impressing, nor scaring me.
darthmoleman today at 13:06
im not trying to! i just want my room so i ask you to restart!
denedude today at 13:12
I am here, and you won't be making me restart, so you can either work with me, or against me
If you even try to rim me, you know it won't be a walk in the park, and then someone else will simply farm you when you are weak, if I cannot manage to do it myself.
I will be joined by some other truly experienced players soon enough...I would rather see us work together, if you truly are as experienced and active as you claim to be
darthmoleman today at 13:15
wow i almost pissed my pants from that post. i would never be weak never happens in my whole life of playing tw i had 5 vils nobled but i got them back. i can send a train in under 1 sec and snipe one in the same time.
denedude today at 13:17
I'm not trying to make you urinate...I am simply pointing out that it would be an advantage to both of us if we worked together.
And again, just drop the tall tales about yourself ok
I really am not affected by your 'display'.
darthmoleman today at 13:19
tall tales huh??? wow! but i am being serious!
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I am experienced but I wouldn't brag, but I like to milk out these nice mails.
 
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