Official 50 Commandments of W53

[crimsoni]

Post a commandment you would like to add to the list of commandments for W53. One commandment per person. Once 50 have been posted I'll ask Dark to sticky this.

Commandments
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1. Thou shalt abide by the commandments at all times.
2. Thou shalt make the W53 moderator's job the hardest job of all, for hard work pisses him off pays off.
3. Thou shalt ignore Crimsoni's lame threads, and instead give him the hug he's always wanted as a child.
4. Thou shalt not derail this thread.
5. Thou shalt bow down to Dirty Trick's amazing awesomeness
6. Thou shall not complicate darkaniken2s life in anyway, and shall follow the forum rules to the letter upon impending threat of punishment.
7. Thou shall not spam Morthy requesting the barbs to grow faster.
8. Thou shall not obey commandment #44.
9. Thou shall not talk about anonymous.
10. Thou shalt love thy neighbor.
11. Thou shalt not love thy neighbor, thou shalt cat/noble them.
12. Thou shalt follow commandment #14.
13. Thou shalt say "Thou shalt" in every commandment.
14. Thou shalt not follow commandment #12.
15. Thou shalt listen to the Voices in your head.
16. Thou shall post pointless threads whenever possible, but be as according to all rules and guidelines.
17. Thou shall bow to the mod and all his glorious and smexy power, god bless thy mod god bless thy.
18. Thou shalt not make this a gay thread.
19. Thou shall not become walking dead in a attempt to drive players away from thou own village.
20. Thou shalt pick hard to read colors to annoy the mod.
21. Thou shalt spam Rednecks... once he starts the world.
22. Thou shall not farm barbs on W53 for you shall soon be up high in OD.
23. Thou shall not look at forums after quitting.
24. Thou shalt respect the old school; again!
25. Thou shalt always reprehend the kitteh's hunger with huggles and catnip.
26. Thou shalt not use tacky swords and skullz in your profile.
27. Thou shalt respect the newbie.
28. Thou shalt not reveal the identity.
29. Thou shalt troll whence Darkeh be asleep.
30. Thou shall post only positive and creative/well thought out posts in world 53 forums.
31. Thou shalt not spam threads with "catch up talk".
32. Thou shall obey 2HARD in ups and downs.
33. Thou shalt aspire to farm everyone in your 15x15.
34. Thou shalt make many people change to W54.
35. Thou shall read all Lol Kittehs Pictures.
36. Thou shalt understand Brazilians don't exist.
37. Thou shall make love to darkaniken2 whenever possible <3.
38. Thou shalt listen to crazychamps.
39. Thou shalt ignore crazychamps.
40. Thou shall not throw mud upon Contra's name.
41. Thou shalt always worship Minesh, and offer up to him gifts of resources, villages, and PP. ODA much appreciated too.
42. Thou shall be careful of squaids. It is some serious ****!
43. Thou shall not farm one's farm, otherwise you shall become everyone's McDonalds.
44. Thou shall obey commandment #8.
45. Thou shall bump this topic for teh lulz.
46. Thou shall become Disillusioned
47. Thou shalt not farm in any way shape or form.
48. Thou shall mail Jirki and insult football.
49. Thou shalt not check the commandments again.
50. Thou shall memorize the commandments.
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[DeletedUser]

Thou shalt ignore Crimsoni's lame threads, and instead give him the hug he's always wanted as a child.

 

[DeletedUser27158]

Yes

 

[crimsoni]

Thou shalt ignore Crimsoni's lame threads, and instead give him the hug he's always wanted as a child.

You're a crafty one Kustard.

 

[DeletedUser]

Thou shalt ignore Crimsoni's lame threads, and instead give him the hug he's always wanted as a child.

Damn, kusty beat me to the cocky remark...

Okay, real one... Thou shalt not derail this or any other thread :icon_razz:

 

[DeletedUser94751]

Po-Ta-To...

 

[DeletedUser]

Thou shalt shun the FORT Family

Thou shalt bow down to Dirty Trick's amazing awesomeness

Hope I helped

 

[darkaniken2]

Thou shall not complicate darkaniken2s life in anyway, and shall follow the forum rules to the letter upon impending threat of punishment.

 

[DeletedUser]

thou shall not spam morthy requesting the barbs to grow faster.

 

[DeletedUser]

Thou shall not obey commandment #44.

(whatever it turns out to be )

 

[Michael Corleone.]

Thou shall not talk about anonymous

 

[DeletedUser]

Thou shalt not troll and if thou is sighted trolling then thou shalt be trolled until thou submits to darkaniken2s mighty wrath.

 

[DeletedUser]

Thou Shalt Love Thy Neighbour <3.

 

[DeletedUser35029]

Thou shall post only positive and creative/well thought out posts in world 53 forums.

Thou shall remember that negative and degrading posts do not solve anything but further arguments....think how to solve the problem, not create more.

 

[DeletedUser]

5. thou shalt follow commandment 7
6. thou shalt say "thou shalt" in every commandment
7. thou shalt not follow commandment 5

 

[DruidEarth]

Thou shall not complicate darkaniken2s life in anyway, and shall follow the forum rules to the letter upon impending threat of punishment.

^I support that one. :icon_wink: But only because he whines to me every time there's a new wave of posts. Dark <3

Thou shalt not troll and if thou is sighted trolling then thou shalt be trolled until thou submits to darkaniken2s mighty wrath.

Do I count as a troll if I love Dark? -_-

 

[DeletedUser]

5. Thou shalt follow commandment 7
7. Thou shalt not follow commandment 5

paradox D: Run away!!!1!!1!1!!11!!!!

 

[DeletedUser]

Thou Shalt Love Thy Neighbour <3.

does that mean they should give me rez in return i build troops to protect them?

 

[DeletedUser]

does that mean they should give me rez in return i build troops to protect them?

Yes, My Son.

 

[DeletedUser]

i like that rule