Pizz
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Dear EG family,
Consider yourselves [LINK REMOVED DUE TO INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE]. I have decided that I am tired of you existing, and as of now, you are my enemies. Rest assured that each one of you will receive 10,000 real attacks, at the same time, timed to hit at the same second. All attacks will also have a noble in them. The TW admins have also assured me that due to my supreme awesomeness, you will also lose every troop you have after I post this.
This cannot be avoided or negated. It is simply one of those things that must be.
In all seriousness though, you guys did some ho crap by not offering the usual formalities. So here, a war declaration for you. As usual, I have to show you how it's done.
We, REB, do formally declare war upon the following tribes: ATEN, EleAud and DBT.
ATEN, for the crime of being generally useless and cry babies. Also, your attacks suck.
EleAud for the crime of being ATEN's shadow and being even more useless.( How long has LWS been alive in your strong holds?)
DBT for the crime of being the ultimate useless. Oh, and of also merging with ATEN's shadow.
A special shout out to Babs, Mikeys, Vaia and Jas. I hope you prepared your tribes for the ass kicking they going to receive.
Consider yourselves [LINK REMOVED DUE TO INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE]. I have decided that I am tired of you existing, and as of now, you are my enemies. Rest assured that each one of you will receive 10,000 real attacks, at the same time, timed to hit at the same second. All attacks will also have a noble in them. The TW admins have also assured me that due to my supreme awesomeness, you will also lose every troop you have after I post this.
This cannot be avoided or negated. It is simply one of those things that must be.
In all seriousness though, you guys did some ho crap by not offering the usual formalities. So here, a war declaration for you. As usual, I have to show you how it's done.
We, REB, do formally declare war upon the following tribes: ATEN, EleAud and DBT.
ATEN, for the crime of being generally useless and cry babies. Also, your attacks suck.
EleAud for the crime of being ATEN's shadow and being even more useless.( How long has LWS been alive in your strong holds?)
DBT for the crime of being the ultimate useless. Oh, and of also merging with ATEN's shadow.
A special shout out to Babs, Mikeys, Vaia and Jas. I hope you prepared your tribes for the ass kicking they going to receive.
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