Funny in-game messages

Kash2Smash

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minesh001 said:
correct me if im wrong,but i believe there was something similar (especially the first spoiler titled "Failure to read this is your demise")on Skunk15s or ToPaTs proflie on w48?
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W48.. been sometime mate..but its pretty common on players profiles :p however THIS one is just too special :lol::lol: there used to be mentioned "highest points 100,000P, so dont mess" something along that line
 

PetarPavao

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theoholden on 19.01. at 22:21
Our tribes have an NAP, why are you attacking me?

FlamingPetard on 19.01. at 22:22
I'm not attacking, just scouting

is scouting an act of aggression?

theoholden on 19.01. at 22:23
umm yeah it is, it can start a war if you scout someone is signals your intend to then attack afterwards?

theoholden on 19.01. at 22:26
so if u can recall the scouts to avoid an incident it would be most appreciated, expaically as our tribes our promised not to attack each other.

FlamingPetard on 19.01. at 22:28
I'm not attacking you

theoholden on 19.01. at 22:29
Yeah I understand that but I would still prefer it if you called off you attack, otherwise you could learn stuff about my village and attack me in the future

FlamingPetard on 19.01. at 22:31
yea but its not an attack

theoholden on 19.01. at 22:31
Ok im starting to think your lying, if you dont call if off you know we will go to war with you.

FlamingPetard on 19.01. at 22:33
war is pointless, we have a non aggression pact

theoholden on 19.01. at 22:33
Yeah so why are you scouting me then?

FlamingPetard on 19.01. at 22:34
thats not an act of aggression, just curiosity

theoholden on 19.01. at 22:34
curiosity like what, so you know how many troops i have and if you can farm me?

FlamingPetard on 19.01. at 22:35
no that would be aggressive behavior then

theoholden on 19.01. at 22:36
so u just go around scouting everyone then

FlamingPetard on 19.01. at 22:37
well I am, ask [player]xxx[/player] and [player]yyy[/player]
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then he stopped answering :icon_cry:

but a friend got his mail:
theoholden today at 22:35 said:
Hey man a guy in your tribe has an attack heading for me he says he is only scoutin me for curiosity, but i dnt believe him and he wouldnt recall the attack. and our alliance have an NAP that he is ignoring.
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someone was scared of a few scouts
 
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DeletedUser

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Kash2Smash said:
W48.. been sometime mate..but its pretty common on players profiles :p however THIS one is just too special :lol::lol: there used to be mentioned "highest points 100,000P, so dont mess" something along that line
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you were there werent you kash? as coreowner,leader of punkd? :icon_surprised:
ah,he musthave changed it by the thime i read it then:lol:
 

DeletedUser

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Oh so funny

Aritius0 today at 02:14
Can i still going the tribe?
Emperial King today at 02:19
I'm sorry but I am busy at the moment, at 00:00:00 me and some fellow tribe mates are meeting at the Satanic Shrine, we are going to sacrifice our dear virgin [player]Prayformercy48[/player]. If you are wanting an invite you will need to forward this message to [player]Mista9[/player].
Aritius0 today at 02:38
Can i join the tribe?
This message has been forwarded by Aritius0.
PrayForMercy48 today at 02:43
That Emperial King, i told him to quit being such a tard and that i was busy... We'll, you see, I am the virgin being sacrificed... something about me being "pure" since I'm a virgin, but I don't get it. I have this problem where this black stuff comes out of my urethra... I think that means the devil has his grasp on my soul, but it could also mean my diharrea is coming out the wrong side... I'd really love to talk, but I have no privs, and have to deal with this black piss.... Please send this to [player]mista9[/player], he will probably be able to help you.
Aritius0 today at 02:53
Reported!
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He was more fun the first time when he actually went on the wild goose chase through the tribe.
 

DeletedUser

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Aritius0 today at 02:14
Can i still going the tribe?
Emperial King today at 02:19
I'm sorry but I am busy at the moment, at 00:00:00 me and some fellow tribe mates are meeting at the Satanic Shrine, we are going to sacrifice our dear virgin [player]Prayformercy48[/player]. If you are wanting an invite you will need to forward this message to [player]Mista9[/player].
Aritius0 today at 02:38
Can i join the tribe?
This message has been forwarded by Aritius0.
PrayForMercy48 today at 02:43
That Emperial King, i told him to quit being such a tard and that i was busy... We'll, you see, I am the virgin being sacrificed... something about me being "pure" since I'm a virgin, but I don't get it. I have this problem where this black stuff comes out of my urethra... I think that means the devil has his grasp on my soul, but it could also mean my diharrea is coming out the wrong side... I'd really love to talk, but I have no privs, and have to deal with this black piss.... Please send this to [player]mista9[/player], he will probably be able to help you.
Aritius0 today at 02:53
Reported!
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i loled... but my my.. that is rather descriptive
 

DeletedUser

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This one is quite lengthy but I thought it was quite funny, I am Yoshi Assault.

michelyn today at 19:45
thats just mean
lol

Yoshi Assault today at 19:51
hmm your going to need to be more specific on what is mean.

-Stretch

michelyn today at 19:52
hahahahahahaha
and here i was wanting to me friends

Yoshi Assault today at 19:53
wanting to be friends is mean? I wouldn't call that mean, your a rather strange one arn't you?

-Stretch

michelyn today at 19:54
i am very strange
lol
you have much closer noble targets

Yoshi Assault today at 19:54
Noble targets? what makes you think your a noble target?

-Stretch

michelyn today at 19:55
the train on its way is a good clue
lol

Yoshi Assault today at 19:56
Who said it contains nobles? they are simply my merry drinkers coming for a round at the local pub, there was too many to fit on one horse so we needed to send them in 4 groups.

-Stretch

michelyn today at 19:57
hmmmmmmmm
ya think
lol
i may be a girl bunny
but that doesnt make ma dumb

Yoshi Assault today at 19:58
Honestly they are my merry drinkers but be careful sometimes they get too drunk they won't leave the village, all you need to do is watch how much they drink and you will be fine.

-Stretch

michelyn today at 19:59
lol
you are cute
lol

Yoshi Assault today at 20:00
Aww your so kind, I can always come to your village for a drink aswell. We can get to know each other better.

-Stretch

michelyn today at 20:02
see bunny
i dont like boys who play rough in general
there is a time and place for that

Yoshi Assault today at 20:04
I don't play rough at all, ask my merry drinkers when they arrive they can tell you all about it but be nice to them please. I have known them for their entire lives.

-Stretch

michelyn today at 20:06
hmmmmmmmm
i will see what i can do
but i dont think they will have an easy go at it

michelyn today at 20:08
just thought i would see your farm size if i could
i know what girls say
its a lie
size does matter

Yoshi Assault today at 20:12
ah yes size does matter and mine is big enough to go around ;)

-Stretch

michelyn today at 20:13
just like most boys i know
they say how big it is
you get all excited
they take it out
so unimpressive

Yoshi Assault today at 20:15
Well what can I say, my farm is a special thing to me I gotta talk big about it otherwise it will be sad

-Stretch

michelyn today at 20:15
lol
and we dont want that

Yoshi Assault today at 20:16
exactly, if you say my farm is small it can't rise up to the occasion and fulfill it's duty can it?

-Stretch

michelyn today at 20:17
and as i am not in your church area
it has its work cut out for it
wont that mean you are attacking at half strength?

Yoshi Assault today at 20:19
Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't. Would a guy cut his farm in half?

-Stretch

michelyn today at 20:20
lol
no but it will be fun to see the power of your troops not helped by the religous bonus

Yoshi Assault today at 20:21
Hmm don't start making me worry about my farm, I don't want it cut in half... it would really hurt.

-Stretch

michelyn today at 20:21
i think your farm will be ok
you might have a lot of extra room in it soon though

Yoshi Assault today at 20:24
oh your gonna empty my farm? it has been a while I will admit, I could use a good emptying.

-Stretch

michelyn today at 20:27
yup i think i will
and just think
you can rebuild your army again
loads of fun

Yoshi Assault today at 20:35
Yeah I am rebuilding my farm all the time, they strive to get to their destination and make new life in a new village.

-Stretch

michelyn today at 20:38
oh bunny
they will be so so sad

Yoshi Assault today at 20:41
Don't be mean to my brave troops. They start off in such a cramped space waiting to go out and attempt to make new life. They have their chance don't dissapoint them.

-STretch

michelyn today at 20:42
they wont be disappointed for long
i am sure their death will be quick
maybe not painless
but quick

Yoshi Assault today at 20:43
Ah yes the females do have a deadly defence specifically designed to prevent the males troops from making new life in their village.

-Stretch

michelyn today at 20:44
lol
so so true
we are the crueler half of the speices

Yoshi Assault today at 20:47
Such a shame that the females defence is not always good enough, that 1 troop maybe 2 or 3 sometimes can make it through and force new life upon that village.

-Stretch

michelyn today at 20:58
yes that happens doesnt it
but in my villages we prevent that
we cut off parts of enemy troops that make repopulation quiet impossable
and hell most of them want to die after that

Yoshi Assault today at 20:59
ah so your telling me once a guy visits your village you don't let him near it again?

-Stretch

michelyn today at 21:02
no we make sure they never come back
well unless i invite them
but you will find we are more like black widows then the pussy cats we pretend to be

Yoshi Assault today at 21:03
oooh, ok would you be so kind to invite me back for more if I fail to make it? as you can see I can go for over 7 hours.

-Stretch

michelyn today at 21:05
hmmmmmmmmm
any man who can go for that long does deserve something
but i am afraid it will take you so long to get back that .........stamina
i might have to come visit you first

Yoshi Assault today at 21:08
oh you want your turn to come to me, well my farm would sure love that.

-Stretch

michelyn today at 21:09
mmmmmmm
what fun

Yoshi Assault today at 21:10
Well it has been nice talking to you Michelyn, I look forward to the end where my troops hit your village and we will see if they manage to create new life.

-Stretch

michelyn today at 21:12
good luck little bunny
;)
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DeletedUser

Guest
I wanted to see how the story ends. :(
Did the visit bring any pleasures?
 

DeletedUser

Guest
haha i loled alot in that.... still misses king matts however sad he left :(
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Sadly the named player got a friend to account sit to attempt to snipe my 150ms train so the replies got dull after she discovered the size of my farm ;)
 

DeletedUser

Guest
ROFLMAO! xD
that meesage ha soo many double meanings :D

i have seen yoshis farm,it was defenietly too big for michealyn :(
 
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