Funny In-Game Messages

DeletedUser

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Here is one of my personal favorite
steafan Aug 10,2012 15:06
i have heard that you have been attacking my tribe members and i would like to know why you are doing so because they are complaing to me


Orizin Aug 10,2012 15:06
I am too pro to answer


steafan Aug 10,2012 15:08
ya ok so how long have you been playing the game?


Orizin Aug 10,2012 15:09
Dude.....I am pro....do you know what that MEANS?!


steafan Aug 10,2012 15:10
ya the ony pros i know are from he first 10 worlds


Orizin Aug 10,2012 15:12
Oh....so your saying...I'm not pro...I see how it is.....


Orizin Aug 10,2012 15:12
Hey you reply slow you are not a pro replyer


steafan Aug 10,2012 15:14
all i want to know what world did you start on


Orizin Aug 10,2012 15:14
......The pro one.....


steafan Aug 10,2012 15:15
now your acting like a 12 year old


Orizin Aug 10,2012 15:15
Well at least I am doing it proiliy yea that's right I am so pro I can make shit up


Orizin Aug 10,2012 15:19
Why you no be pro and invite me


steafan Aug 10,2012 15:20
i dont want you to get mad but your starting to act like an ass. i don't care if you think that your a pro because it doesn't mean any thing if you are acting like this. invite you to what?


Orizin Aug 10,2012 15:21
You should pro invite me to your pro tribe I hear it's pro


steafan Aug 10,2012 15:22
you must be one hell of an ass hole because of your actions


Orizin Aug 10,2012 15:23
Well....I am pro
Provoking retards obviously


steafan Aug 10,2012 15:25
so your calling me a retard? all im tiring to do is make a peace treaty


steafan Aug 10,2012 15:31
ya it shows you how pro you are picking necessary fights and wasting your troops and supplies


Orizin Aug 10,2012 15:31
Pro


steafan Aug 10,2012 15:37
my ass


Orizin Aug 10,2012 15:37
Pro


steafan Aug 10,2012 15:38
you a 12 year old that is a pro at playing xbox


Orizin Aug 10,2012 15:38
Pro


steafan Aug 10,2012 15:39
is that all you can say


Orizin Aug 10,2012 15:39
Pro


Orizin Aug 10,2012 15:39
no wait Pro
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DeletedUser

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This is also pretty fun well it's funny to me

Orizin Aug 10,2012 23:01
"Who wants a piece of the champ?!" Jax from League of Legends....
So you made up this little "plan" I see to "attack me" hehe that's funny
Go ahead and try...the moment I see an attack I will attack back...and believe me...I have more troops than any of you
Have a nice day


gordona4 Aug 11,2012 07:23
Trust me i've dealt with cocky kids who think they're better from day one, you try anything and our boys will strike you down, why else would you run to [ally][/ally] scared? and i will have a nice day, can't say the same for you.


Orizin Aug 11,2012 07:25
"Run to B scared....." You do realize I was from that tribe right..and I got kicked cause of a prank right...right ms lady you do know that right???
and you do know that you spell my name like Orizin and not Orizan....right ms lady....right......next time when you make a little "plan" to "take me out" make sure you spell my name right next time....and make sure you don't have any spies in your little awesome tribe of your...please and thank you


gordona4 Aug 11,2012 07:27
Cool thanks, have a nice day.


Orizin Aug 11,2012 07:27
gordona4 today at 18:33Thanks
Plan of action then (from my point of view):


1. ally with NW and say we're interested in taking out
2. take Orizan out
3. when respond say they shouldn't have recruited such a poor player (as a show of strength, i know you said its not worth it now but here it might be)


4. might give something else to think about if we've taken out one of their players showing we're co-ordinated and we can take high point players out possibly causing them to leave us alone


or


5. it gives us some breathing room to build up troops and take out with NW


If their currently at war with NW then we shouldn't have to worry about any major retaliation attacks.


Thats the way i see it at the moment and i'd be interested to see what everyone elses views are on this plan. At the moment this is just theoretical and has not been put forward to the council.






all of them hate orizan because he is attacking england


I'm sexy and I know it dun dun dun dun dun dun dun


gordona4 Aug 11,2012 07:28
Cool thanks, have a nice day.


Orizin Aug 11,2012 07:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE


Have a nice day ms lady


gordona4 Aug 11,2012 07:30
I will thanks, you too.


Orizin Aug 11,2012 07:31
Tell your tribe...Orizin says....I love Pro.....


gordona4 Aug 11,2012 07:32
Do you have anything better to do with your life than carry on messaging pointless things to me?


Orizin Aug 11,2012 07:33
I'm sexy and I know it dun dun dun dun dun


gordona4 Aug 11,2012 07:34
Fantastic, see you later.


Orizin Aug 11,2012 07:34
I'm sexy and I know it dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
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DeletedUser

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You seem to be the only one posting here :D
you sure like messing with newbs. ^^
 

DeletedUser

Guest
It's fun and when you play a game like this you get bored...so what else is there to do lol
 

DeletedUser

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When i read your messages i can't help but think you are the one we should be laughing at :icon_confused:
 

DeletedUser

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Yea I know right...Myself was laughting at Me too..though I was not amused
 

DeletedUser

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Use pictures of girls as your coa all you want, but please, when retards genuinely ask if it's really you just say no. It's just cringy.
 
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DeletedUser4346

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Retinger said:
Ahhh the pecking order of Tribalwars, summed up in 7 posts. ^^^

:icon_biggrin:
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that's the funniest(but sadly true) post in this entire thread!!

NOTICE: this is not spam, Retingers post is funny, just not funny igm
 

DeletedUser

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JethroTull said:
that's the funniest(but sadly true) post in this entire thread!!

NOTICE: this is not spam, Retingers post is funny, just not funny igm
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Ha ha ye I agree, was going to mention something about that... eventually.
 

DeletedUser93450

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craigo123 Aug 13,2012 19:30
my mummy sed i can play on a game i rely want to ply this game, i loove yu but if your a girllll yu r as smellllllyyy poooo can we be frends i rely want frends and yur wrely big plase be my frend xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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oO
 

DeletedUser

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That guy better be trolling or I don't want to live on this planet anymore...

0.o
 

DeletedUser

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Teuzaon 14.08. at 15:59
thanks. i will write something in reply :)

Avenging Reaperon 14.08. at 15:53
I'm almost 100% sure this was meant for you.....

This message has been forwarded by Avenging Reaper.

poo12on 14.08. at 15:50
Hi Teuza,

just wanted to say hi to the number 1 in the K. How are you finding this world and whats the competition like within the K?

I use to play a lot a few years ago, I've ran a few top 10 tribes and been a top 50 player etc.

Thought i would see how i get on again.

Chad

 

DeletedUser

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Enjoy. i know i did.


UsenickB on 12.08. at 18:49
Why are you attacking me sorry if I made you mad.




Avenging Reaper on 12.08. at 18:52
i'm not mad at you mate, your just smaller than me. it's the way it goes.




UsenickB on 12.08. at 18:55
Maby ower tribes can make a pact please man my tribe will whant war but I dont.




Avenging Reaper on 12.08. at 18:56
not possible my friend. my apologies.




UsenickB on 12.08. at 18:58
You are going to die if yo dont back off. you dont no how many men my tribe has.




Avenging Reaper on 12.08. at 19:05
yes i do.


It lists you all on your tribe profile page.
I know exactly how many men you have, exactly how many points you have and soon i'm gonna know how many troops you have.




UsenickB on 12.08. at 19:07
Please me and my dad are just having fun he has cancer please stop.




Avenging Reaper on 12.08. at 19:18
cancer isn't fun and no.




UsenickB on 12.08. at 19:19
You are a ass man.




Avenging Reaper on 12.08. at 19:20
more of a breast man actually.




UsenickB on 12.08. at 19:24
Can you stop my dad really has cancer he mght die in a few days.




Avenging Reaper on 12.08. at 19:26
then i'm sure he's not too attached to this village then.




UsenickB on 12.08. at 19:33
What is your problem their are plenty of other people you could be doing this to.




Avenging Reaper on 12.08. at 19:36
you are not alone, i am here for you, even though we're far away i am here to stay, you are not alone...


let the words of Michael Jackson comfort you.




UsenickB on 12.08. at 19:38
You are attacking nothing ass hole.




Avenging Reaper on 12.08. at 19:43
that has become painfully clear to me...




UsenickB on 12.08. at 19:45
Ive played this type of game my hole life.




Avenging Reaper on 12.08. at 19:59
Your life does sound like a hole, hugs will cheer you up :)


http://www.tribalhugs.net/


 

DeletedUser93450

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A.Malik Aug 15,2012 01:45
Are u the original leader of [ally]jelly?[/ally].

Wai U Shao Ting Aug 15,2012 01:50
Original?

A.Malik Aug 15,2012 01:52
Yup.
Original

Wai U Shao Ting Aug 15,2012 01:53
Nope

Not original.

A.Malik Aug 15,2012 01:56
Question, as usual.

Why u remove that phrase which is written on your profile like dont mail me ......

Wai U Shao Ting Aug 15,2012 01:58
Uhm, i didn't. Co musta done it.

A.Malik Aug 15,2012 02:01
When and where i find your co.

Wai U Shao Ting Aug 15,2012 02:04
Why?

A.Malik Aug 15,2012 02:05
I wanna talk to him. If his co dont mind.

Wai U Shao Ting Aug 15,2012 02:06
He won't be on for awhile.

A.Malik Aug 15,2012 02:08
Can i get appointment?

Wai U Shao Ting Aug 15,2012 02:09
Sure, but he's very busy.

Might be a few weeks.

A.Malik Aug 15,2012 02:12
Busy? in wat? (Removed due to inappropriateness)

May be if u ask may be he can give me some time at this weekend.

Wai U Shao Ting Aug 15,2012 02:13
Nope, sorry, he's all booked this weekend. Earliest i can put you in is next friday, is that okay?

A.Malik Aug 15,2012 02:15
Friday? I think Saturday is better.

Wai U Shao Ting Aug 15,2012 02:16
Can't, sorry, how about the monday after?

A.Malik Aug 15,2012 02:18
I dont know why u believe that u or i gonna survive in this k until give time. Sir please do it on urgent bases.

Wai U Shao Ting Aug 15,2012 02:20
Oh looky, an appointment has opened up tommorrow, although it's late, 10pm. Is that alright?

A.Malik Aug 15,2012 02:21
Nice talking to u.

Good Bye. Sorry for wasting your time.

Wai U Shao Ting Aug 15,2012 02:23
:( What's wrong?

A.Malik Aug 15,2012 02:24
Its seems that u become angry on your client.

So good bye.

Wai U Shao Ting Aug 15,2012 02:25
Nooo.

I'll give you a discount and move you forward to then next appointment, alright?

A.Malik Aug 15,2012 02:26
Its too early.

Wai U Shao Ting Aug 15,2012 02:27
Well, what time would suit you?

A.Malik Aug 15,2012 02:28
Can u grantee me that u dont become angry again.

A.Malik Aug 15,2012 02:32
Good Night. My time is over, another guy will be here soon.

Good Bye.

Wai U Shao Ting Aug 15,2012 02:33
D: Bye then.

A.Malik Aug 15,2012 02:34
I will rethink and will mail u again.

Wai U Shao Ting Aug 15,2012 02:34
Please do.

Nick is not going to be happy with me when he sees i've lost a client.
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DeletedUser

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Good God thats gold....

Thankyou for sharing.....really thankyou.

oh btw i have to cancel my 3:30 for tomorrow.
 

DeletedUser

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Avenging Reaper today at 13:54Quote Edit Delete

And so it continues.........



CH4PP311N4T0RX today at 13:26
come on man usenickB dad has cancer can you please show some heart please can you stop attacking us as im sure we will be in far better use to you as an alliance than all dead and give up because you annoy us to much we all quit so please just think about the future of the game when you will eventually go to war and just how much allies do you want
 
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