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DeletedUser104262

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dunno if this qualifies but here's one I sent

AngryPotato Nov 23,2012 17:08
Sup homie, u want to shizzle my whizzle?

.. then he restarted. He didn't even open the mail, and the mail was titled 'Sup'
 

DeletedUser

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This one was a little amusing, titled "may i ask y u left":

[spoil]
wolfking1199 Nov 24,2012 18:50
i just added a big ally thats realy close nd more today to come


AJAX FAUST Nov 24,2012 18:52
I hate diplomacy used incorrectly


And I'm not sure I would even get very good villages if I nobled all of you ;)


wolfking1199 Nov 24,2012 18:54
so basicaly u were staying to scout us ty for the info u r now one of the top enimies to us and the alliance ;) so yeah ty for telling me that


AJAX FAUST Nov 24,2012 18:56
lol, I encourage this :D


after all, I'm here to fight


wolfking1199 Nov 24,2012 18:57
well u wnt b for long =) i enjoyed u in the tribe but u r stupid for making enimies with alot of members right around u so bye bro


AJAX FAUST Nov 24,2012 18:58
I'm not sure you realize what this ally will do to you.


and besides I was crowded in the tribe anyway.


AJAX FAUST Nov 24,2012 19:02
btw, who is this ally?


wolfking1199 Nov 24,2012 19:02
wat THADD? the only tribe i dnt trust is led by an enimie from a previous world not saying specificaly who
but bro i been playing since world 5 u think we dnt know how to play as well or better then u ur crazy most of the tribe is all ppl i know that have played forever


AJAX FAUST Nov 24,2012 19:05
95% of the "veterans" I've seen can't even compare to me.


wolfking1199 Nov 24,2012 19:10
u can underestimate us nd its funny wen ppl do cause they dnt last i have more then 10 wins on all different accounts bro i am one of the veterans thatis good


AJAX FAUST Nov 24,2012 23:54
we'll see lol


perhaps I haven't made myself clear. I'm not afraid, I'm actually looking forward to this :).


AJAX FAUST Nov 25,2012 01:54
So, should I expect a wave of attacks when bp goes down?


wolfking1199 Nov 25,2012 02:29
bp is down already if i wanted u dead ud b dead


AJAX FAUST Nov 25,2012 02:32
not mine, I've got a few hours left. I got a few last second things to do ;)


wolfking1199 Nov 25,2012 02:33
bro if u wanna taunt me then u will b the new trib farm so watch ur next message


AJAX FAUST Nov 25,2012 02:33
your tribe will fall


does this set you off good enough?


[/spoil]

Anyone want to stack me? :icon_rolleyes:
 

DeletedUser

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His spelling wasn't great but bad spelling isn't funny...it's just bad spelling
 

DeletedUser

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While I'm at it, might as well sticky this too. WOO STICKY ALL THE THREADS!
 

DeletedUser54418

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Martlni Nov 24,2012 13:23
Hi there local member.
We mail you in the hope of saving you time and money.
You will notice you have started near us, this is not good. We are 23:59 per day active, we are very experienced.
In an effort to promote safe living, restarting now would be a good option for yourselves.
This will save the pain of waking up in a few days to find us farming you and wasting all your hard work.
Alternative, you can stay and allow us to grow our ODA faster, and provide us with better farms in a weeks time.
After you have realised that restarting is the best option, visit the Settings menu at the top here, scroll down to Start Over. Click this, on the next page, input your password and relief is yours.
Days saved, nights slept through, easy life.
Then add us as a friend so we can help you in the future.
We will not brag about other worlds, as this is a new world, but we will grow fast, and you will save so much heartache with the restart method.
Thanks for reading, happy gaming.

He restarted.
 

DeletedUser

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Evil it is!! I've been trying for a good one and so far everyone has just vowed to stay longer and build more spears :/ I suck at threats. NOW GET BACK TO FARMING!!
 

DeletedUser

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It is quite a long read, and a precurser, I did edit out other speakers they posted a few lines but I didn't see adding other people as relevent. also so that you know where this origionated Chase is/was/is angry that nobody protected her from the big bad forums. thus whence the other thread that was posted not only were there like 3 different threads in the forums, nor was it only that there was a rant that left the chat room 3 different occasions that were not even included in this, but on top of all of this left the tribe because couldn't handle the big bad SuitUp so here is the conversation that ensued... enjoy

[spoil][4:06:55 AM] Martin/Rabid Squarrel: ..[4:07:29 AM] Chase: hi boys and girls
[4:07:49 AM] Chase: ubm and brandon think they are going to take the tribe and do what they want
[4:07:57 AM] Chase: my guys need to get out quick
[4:08:09 AM] Chase: i am coming after them like i am coming after suitup
[4:08:17 AM] Chase: come to an ally tribe
[4:08:36 AM] Chase: i steped the hell up all day
[4:08:44 AM] Chase: i had a plan and the backing to take them out
[4:08:53 AM] Chase: but you guys NOT YOUR OURO
[4:09:18 AM] Chase: decided it was FINE they made three threads about me with even sexual shit i had to get wolf to take out
[4:09:23 AM] Chase: it isnt' fine
[4:09:30 AM] Chase: ubm cant' lead you to vicotry.
[4:09:37 AM] Chase: he can barely play
[4:09:45 AM] Chase: the 23 guys are CHICKENS
[4:09:48 AM] Chase: they were on
[4:10:01 AM] Chase: ubm was trying to take cake from me all day
[4:10:10 AM] godzrhere: you are just dumb
[4:10:16 AM] Chase: to try and ally you guys up with suitup for charity
[4:10:25 AM] Chase: i don't care what you think brandon
[4:10:28 AM] Chase: at all
[4:10:36 AM] godzrhere: i cant believe that anyone acually followed you anywhere
[4:10:37 AM] Chase: it ws YOUR men who pussed [removed] out
[4:10:44 AM] Chase: good deal
[4:11:01 AM] Chase: i told you i needed you to step up[
[4:11:08 AM] Chase: i got ZEERO HELP
[4:11:14 AM] Chase: ouro i am telling you
[4:11:20 AM] godzrhere: why would anyone want to help you
[4:11:26 AM] Chase: get away from the 23 guys and ubm
[4:11:29 AM] Chase: ad ALL of my guys
[4:11:32 AM] godzrhere: so you can bitch at them too
[4:11:33 AM] Chase: or don't ouro
[4:11:37 AM] Chase: you can stay
[4:11:46 AM] godzrhere: maybe if i say it in caps people will listen better
[4:11:50 AM] Chase: i am not trying to force anyone
[4:11:56 AM] Chase: i am stating facts
[4:12:09 AM] Chase: they can not lead you to vicorty they will lead you to death
[4:12:18 AM] Ouroboros: Chase, you've ditched your tribe, are now threatening the ones who backed you and are destabilising the alliance. We need to focus on suitup, not fall to infighting. Don't you see that this is exactly what they want you to do?
[4:12:23 AM] Chase: THEY should have steped up i DID and so did the rest of the k
[4:12:25 AM] Chase: no
[4:12:29 AM] godzrhere: I AM MAD CUZ SUIT UP SAYS I THROW TANTRUMS SO I WILL PROVE THEM WRONG BY THROWING A TANTRUM
[4:12:32 AM] Chase: i am promising i will tell
[4:12:46 AM] Chase: i dont care what you like or dont brandon
[4:12:51 AM] godzrhere: (finger) you can eat s**t
[4:13:01 AM] Chase: your 23 guys [removed] my tribe and are fuckign pusses
[4:13:09 AM] Chase: there is not that many of you
[4:13:20 AM] Chase: go be pissed where ever you want
[4:13:46 AM] Chase: i give exactly the same [removed] and your men did when suitup had 3 damn threads on me
[4:13:57 AM] Chase: and i had spent 18 hours organinzing a win
[4:14:03 AM] godzrhere: cry cry whine whine
[4:14:06 AM] Chase: and i begged 8 of that for help
[4:14:09 AM] godzrhere: b**ch complain
[4:14:21 AM] Chase: you are the cry babies
[4:14:22 AM] godzrhere: cry.. nobodies helps me
[4:14:29 AM] Chase: you KNOW ouro
[4:14:38 AM] godzrhere: i asked to get protections for 8 hours
[4:14:39 AM] Chase: yeah too mcuh to expect out of my tribe right?
[4:14:47 AM] godzrhere: nobodies helps me at all
[4:14:55 AM] Chase: fuck off brandone
[4:15:00 AM] godzrhere: stomps feets and walks away
[4:15:04 AM] Chase: i dont' care what you liek or do not like
[4:15:27 AM] godzrhere: oh my why wont no ones protects me from big bad suit up's
[4:15:32 AM] Chase: i am only here to use my troops to stop traiotor and suitup
[4:15:38 AM] Chase: MY guys know how good i am
[4:15:44 AM] Chase: you got a good area
[4:15:49 AM] Chase: i been troop whoring for days
[4:15:54 AM] Chase: days
[4:15:56 AM] Chase: ;)
[4:16:00 AM] godzrhere: you dont have any "guys" anymore
[4:16:14 AM] Chase: not you ouro
[4:16:17 AM] Chase: not you
[4:16:17 AM] godzrhere: they all see your bullshit and realize that your worthless
[4:16:27 AM] Chase: it was the 23 guys who were here
[4:16:31 AM] Chase: they were in chat
[4:16:39 AM] Chase: but they couldnt be assed
[4:16:47 AM] godzrhere: you have found 23 to be a pretty number
[4:16:52 AM] godzrhere: 23 peoples
[4:16:54 AM] Chase: they were talking
[4:16:59 AM] godzrhere: there all horrible peoples
[4:17:06 AM] godzrhere: damn them 23 peoples
[4:17:14 AM] Chase: wahhh brandon
[4:17:21 AM] godzrhere: *shakes fist's*
[4:17:24 AM] Chase: this aint gonna happen like you want
[4:17:32 AM] Chase: most of my guys are here to PLAY WITH ME
[4:17:33 AM] godzrhere: i am r mad
[4:17:36 AM] Chase: not you
[4:17:44 AM] godzrhere: i will be listened to
[4:17:51 AM] godzrhere: or i will type in all caps
[4:17:52 AM] Chase: yeah that will happen
[4:17:54 AM] godzrhere: CAPS
[4:17:56 AM] Chase: you sure got a voice now
[4:17:59 AM] godzrhere: I LIKE TO TYPE IN CAPS
[4:18:10 AM] Chase: but too damn scrared to have a voice with suitup
[4:18:13 AM] Chase: no ouro
[4:18:13 AM] godzrhere: CAPSLOCK IS MY FRIEND
[4:18:16 AM] Chase: we had it planned
[4:18:27 AM] Chase: talon was going to leave
[4:18:27 AM] godzrhere: CUZ I R MAD
[4:18:31 AM] Chase: ouro
[4:18:33 AM] godzrhere: YOU NEED TO LISTNE TO ME
[4:18:35 AM] Chase: *lead
[4:18:45 AM] Chase: and we were going to continue the same path
[4:18:53 AM] Chase: no
[4:18:54 AM] godzrhere: WHEN I TELL YOU WHAT TO DO, EVEN WHEN I THROW TANTRUMS YOU NEED TO DO EXACTLY WHAT I TELL YOU
[4:19:01 AM] Chase: he don't get my men
[4:19:02 AM] godzrhere: OR YOU WILL FAIL WHEN I LEAVE
[4:19:07 AM] Chase: it aint happening
[4:19:11 AM] godzrhere: I WAS ON FOR 13 HOURS
[4:19:15 AM] godzrhere: 13 HOURS
[4:19:30 AM] Chase: yes ouro i will put in 18 horus for men who can't put in 3 minutes
[4:19:33 AM] godzrhere: BITCHING ABOUT HOW I AM A WEAK PLAYER AND CANNOT HANDLE PEOPLE TO SAY S**T ABOUT ME
[4:19:39 AM] Chase: Or respond to their leader
[4:19:42 AM] Chase: that isn't happening
[4:19:50 AM] godzrhere: NOT HAPPENING AT ALL
[4:19:51 AM] Chase: i dont' need any of you, you all need me
[4:19:55 AM] Ouroboros: We're just trying to continue as planned and you're the one deviating from the course by causing infighting.
[4:19:56 AM] Chase: i am here
[4:20:00 AM] godzrhere: NOT HAPPENING IN ALL CAPS
[4:20:02 AM] Chase: i didn't leave the world
[4:20:08 AM] godzrhere: [4:19 AM] Chase:
<<< i dont' need any of you, you all need me
[4:20:12 AM] godzrhere: [4:19 AM] Chase:
<<< i dont' need any of you, you all need me
[4:20:12 AM] Chase: see you like that kind of baby s**t to lead
[4:20:23 AM] Chase: i BEGGED for tribal help
[4:20:26 AM] godzrhere: [4:19 AM] Chase:
<<< i dont' need any of you, you all need me
[4:20:33 AM] Chase: yes i expected my tribe to help
[4:20:33 AM] godzrhere: [4:19 AM] Chase:
<<< i dont' need any of you, you all need me
[4:20:35 AM] godzrhere: [4:19 AM] Chase:
[4:20:40 AM] Chase: oh baby brandon
[4:20:41 AM] godzrhere: [4:19 AM] Chase:
<<< i dont' need any of you, you all need me
[4:20:43 AM] Chase: ptich your fit
[4:20:47 AM] Chase: it wont help you
[4:20:58 AM] Chase: cute no?
[4:21:04 AM] Chase: ya i am leading that
[4:21:09 AM] Chase: that is right brandon
[4:21:13 AM] Chase: i will say it again
[4:21:23 AM] Chase: i dont' need any of you, you need me
EDIT, THROUGH THE LAST FEW MINUTES I WAS PASTING THE TEXT THAT I PASTED ABOVE BUT REMOVED IT TO SAVE SOME ROOM
[4:21:32 AM] Chase: i put in 19 hours a day
[4:21:34 AM] Chase: not you
[4:21:37 AM] Chase: you didnt' do s**t
[4:21:47 AM] Chase: i said step up and be a baron
[4:21:49 AM] Chase: but you cba
[4:21:54 AM] Chase: like your 23 guys
[4:22:01 AM] Chase: i am NOT leading them
[4:22:04 AM] Chase: no way in hell
[4:22:16 AM] Chase: my guys wont stay
[4:22:21 AM] Chase: not with him
[4:22:28 AM] Chase: or we are over as freinds they KNOW this
[4:22:53 AM] Chase: you don't stand a chance in hell with these guys and i wont lead them
[4:22:55 AM] godzrhere: [4:19 AM] Chase:
<<< i dont' need any of you, you all need me
[4:22:56 AM] godzrhere: [4:19 AM] Chase:
<<< i dont' need any of you, you all need me
[4:22:57 AM] godzrhere: [4:19 AM] Chase:
<<< i dont' need any of you, you all need me
[4:23:08 AM] Chase: i won't beg a tribe for 9 hours for shit
[4:23:25 AM] Chase: babys spam skype
[4:23:31 AM] Chase: i dont play with babies
[4:23:34 AM] godzrhere: [4:19 AM] Chase:
<<< i dont' need any of you, you all need me
[4:23:35 AM] godzrhere: [4:19 AM] Chase:
[4:23:38 AM] Chase: babies wont [removed]
<<< i dont' need any of you, you all need me
[4:23:45 AM] godzrhere: [4:19 AM] Chase:
<<< i dont' need any of you, you all need me
[4:23:47 AM] Chase: they aint afraid of your spam
[4:23:55 AM] Chase: jirki
[4:24:02 AM] godzrhere: JIRKI
[4:24:03 AM] Chase: as my freind remove brandon please
[4:24:12 AM] godzrhere: IM GONNA MAKE DEMANDS AND YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO ME
[4:24:14 AM] Chase: this is my chat
[4:24:21 AM] godzrhere: THIS IS ALL MINE
[4:24:25 AM] godzrhere: MINE MINE MINE MY
[4:24:29 AM] Chase: oh look braodon now says i make demands on you
[4:24:32 AM] godzrhere: ME ME ME ME
[4:24:39 AM] godzrhere: I I I I
[4:24:41 AM] godzrhere: [4:19 AM] Chase:
<<< i dont' need any of you, you all need me
[4:25:00 AM] godzrhere: DO IT JIRKI OR SHE WONT BE YOUR FRIEND NO MORE
[4:25:14 AM] godzrhere: YOUR FRIENDSHIP IS ON THE LINE!!!!!!!!
[4:25:16 AM] godzrhere: [4:19 AM] Chase:
<<< i dont' need any of you, you all need me
[4:25:24 AM] Chase: i have never asked jirki for ONE THING EVER
[4:25:38 AM] godzrhere: LIES
[4:25:39 AM] godzrhere: [4:24:02 AM] godzrhere: JIRKI
[4:24:03 AM] Chase: as my freind remove brandon please
[4:25:56 AM] godzrhere: LIESSSS
[4:25:58 AM] godzrhere: LIARRR
[4:26:06 AM] godzrhere: LAIOARAARRRRR
[4:26:12 AM] Chase: you guys want lead by that
[4:26:13 AM] Chase: omg
[4:26:17 AM] Chase: have [removed] at it
[4:26:26 AM] godzrhere: GETTING PISSED
[4:26:31 AM] godzrhere: IM GONNA STOMP OFF NOW
[4:26:34 AM] Chase: i dont' care waht you get
[4:26:46 AM] godzrhere: YOU ALL NOT LISTENING TO ME
[4:27:00 AM] godzrhere: I WILL BE LISTENED TO CUZ I AM IMPORTANTS
[4:27:07 AM] Chase: no you are not
[4:27:09 AM] Chase: so not
[4:27:12 AM] godzrhere: [4:25 AM] godzrhere:
<<< i dont' need any of you, you all need me
[4:27:13 AM] godzrhere: [4:25 AM] godzrhere:
[4:27:16 AM] Chase: can't even use a script
[4:27:23 AM] Chase: let me help you
[4:27:40 AM] godzrhere: NOES YOU WANN HELP ME
[4:27:43 AM] Chase: i don't need you guys you need me, i put in 18 hours a day
[4:27:58 AM] godzrhere: HOWS ABOUT YOU HELPS ME BY NOT HELPSIN ME
[4:28:20 AM] Chase: how bout you guys chickening [removed] out and not helping your leader when asked
[4:28:23 AM] Chase: [removed]
[4:28:24 AM] godzrhere: facepalm
[4:28:31 AM] Chase: my guys wont' stay
[4:28:37 AM] godzrhere: HMM WHO IS A LEADER
[4:28:42 AM] Chase: not you
[4:28:45 AM] godzrhere: CHASE IS NOT KNOW HOW TO LEAD
[4:28:54 AM] godzrhere: HER IS PATHETIC
[4:29:10 AM] Chase: yes where is your history brandon
[4:29:14 AM] Chase: i am done
[4:29:14 AM] godzrhere: PATHETIC IN ALL CAPS EVEN
[4:29:21 AM] godzrhere: ALL CAPS
[4:29:21 AM] Chase: [removed] will sleep and work
[4:29:39 AM] *** Chase removed godzrhere from this conversation. ***[/spoil]

sigh im a noob and cant figure out how to get the spoiler to work
 
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DeletedUser

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Was building up to something and then............. it finished :'( there was no climax but still the best mail so far.
 
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