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Soooo... here's a story about this nightmare that's supposedly capturing our dreams!!!
Let's begin with some jokes about dream catchers...
Whats a dream catchers worst nightmare? being nobled by a tribe a 1/4 of its size
When does a dream catcher not work?, when a tribe it's threatened tells it to grow a pair.
Ok, now for some serious stuff....
As you all know the tribe @Night and its ex tribe mates are at war with a few tribes that they couldn't bully them into joining them or gifting them their villages. So over the past couple of weeks @night thought that it would be a good idea to got war, however; were shocked when these tribes stood up to them.
Well thats Exactly what they did... however they met a few nightmares along the way. One was called norse and another called sex.. Now we all know in the begunning and still now, @Night had and still have the upper hand, lets take a look at some stats.
As you can see, they are rank one with 880 more villages than Norse.. which leads me to this; why would @Night need more tribes to help attack Norse? You're probably asking what am I on about? Well @Night needed even more fire power from Sex who they are also at war with, now why would sex help @Night? Ah i know because
they need another 576 villages, now where will they get them from?
silly me..
Here of course, however they wasn't going to fight from them, I mean why would they when the best way to get them is by mailing them right.. oh you want to see that mail?
well heres a dreamcatchers way of negotiating villages...
I really thought this was amusing, I mean are Norse really that hard to beat?
Oh now I remember why they need help!! Take a look at some facts below...
Here is a village I wouldn't class as worth nobling..or wasting FIFTY FOUR NUKES ON, however @Night thought it was a good Idea. You clearly think I'm joking right?
Now I could post all 54 attacks but I would bore you senseless...
Meanwhile this was going on...
The Fabulous @Night was oping on a few members of a few tribes...
they boasted and laughed and too
and the mighty mint cream said
not knowing that Norse took 7 villages from them during this victorious OP :icon_rolleyes:
So the final stats are
SO DREAMCATCHERS STOP CHASING YOUR WET UNREALISTIC DREAMS @NIGHT AND CHASE SOME VILLAGES INSTEAD :lol:
I hope you all enjoyed.
Let's begin with some jokes about dream catchers...
Whats a dream catchers worst nightmare? being nobled by a tribe a 1/4 of its size
When does a dream catcher not work?, when a tribe it's threatened tells it to grow a pair.
Ok, now for some serious stuff....
As you all know the tribe @Night and its ex tribe mates are at war with a few tribes that they couldn't bully them into joining them or gifting them their villages. So over the past couple of weeks @night thought that it would be a good idea to got war, however; were shocked when these tribes stood up to them.
Well thats Exactly what they did... however they met a few nightmares along the way. One was called norse and another called sex.. Now we all know in the begunning and still now, @Night had and still have the upper hand, lets take a look at some stats.
As you can see, they are rank one with 880 more villages than Norse.. which leads me to this; why would @Night need more tribes to help attack Norse? You're probably asking what am I on about? Well @Night needed even more fire power from Sex who they are also at war with, now why would sex help @Night? Ah i know because
they need another 576 villages, now where will they get them from?
silly me..
Here of course, however they wasn't going to fight from them, I mean why would they when the best way to get them is by mailing them right.. oh you want to see that mail?
well heres a dreamcatchers way of negotiating villages...
I really thought this was amusing, I mean are Norse really that hard to beat?
Oh now I remember why they need help!! Take a look at some facts below...
Here is a village I wouldn't class as worth nobling..or wasting FIFTY FOUR NUKES ON, however @Night thought it was a good Idea. You clearly think I'm joking right?
Now I could post all 54 attacks but I would bore you senseless...
Meanwhile this was going on...
The Fabulous @Night was oping on a few members of a few tribes...
they boasted and laughed and too
and the mighty mint cream said
not knowing that Norse took 7 villages from them during this victorious OP :icon_rolleyes:
So the final stats are
SO DREAMCATCHERS STOP CHASING YOUR WET UNREALISTIC DREAMS @NIGHT AND CHASE SOME VILLAGES INSTEAD :lol:
I hope you all enjoyed.
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