Life goals & Completed goals

[xinryr]

Hi LL. My goal to lick Coug was a success.

 

[DeletedUser]

Did he taste British?

 

[DeletedUser]

By which I mean did he taste of tea and politeness with a subtle undertone of silent judgement of your behaviour and did you feel an overwhelming desire to queue up for something afterwards?

 

[DeletedUser]

 

[xRedDevil]

My life goal has always been to become a racing driver, I'm only a few months away to be completing that. I have a lot of sub goals to go through with it but I'll be happy enough at the first goal

 

[xinryr]

By which I mean did he taste of tea and politeness with a subtle undertone of silent judgement of your behaviour and did you feel an overwhelming desire to queue up for something afterwards?

I lost it at the queue up for something one...

He tasted like skin mostly, and there was no silent judgement as he actually enjoyed it I think.

 

[DeletedUser59586]

Be licked.

Was licked.

 

[DeletedUser]

-Have a net worth in excess of $75 million
-Own a yacht
-Go to space
-Set foot on another planet
-meet aliens
-Own a Tesla
-Travel the world
-Go to another country
-Become an iron-fisted, yet fair despot of an African nation
-Destroy TW
-Own a house with a secret room
-Have my stocks go up in price
-Be married
-Have two kids

 

[xinryr]

Be licked.

Was licked.

I'm going to do it again next month.

Silver that last goal is ridiculous and next to impossible.

 

[DeletedUser]

That's why it's last.

 

[MasterFire]

Maybe he meant for dinner.

 

[DeletedUser]

Own a business - completed
[spoil]flea market business, but it was legit. we even had to buy insurance because it was an indoor location. we were raking in $100 profit each week. hard to believe I used to wake up at 5am on the weekends

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Be a model - completed
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Be hugged by pretty girls - completed
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Be Time magazine's person of the year - completed
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[darkx]

Be licked.

Was licked.

Im a professional licker. I lick walls for a living. Hmu bro i got you

 

[xinryr]

Im a professional licker. I lick walls for a living. Hmu bro i got you

If you ever hit on my boyfriend again I will run you out of the thriving metropolis of Off-Topica faster than you can say "No Don, that's a windmill!"

 

[darkx]

Hey hey. Share. We're all on the same team here. Everyone should get a turn. I'm a wall licker, my pay is below min wage, cut me some slack i only want that check

 

[xinryr]

Sorry, but I already licked him, so he belongs to me. Rules are rules.

 

[xinryr]

I received a message via the rep system and would like to answer the question posed by my anonymous interlocutor:

Oh, it's not my name, it's just a username that I chose when I signed up for the website.

 

[MasterFire]

Obviously... x in rear

 

[Asylum Escapee]

I've always mentally said it zin-rer

 

[DeletedUser]

zin-rear