W95 Best/Worst Of

Arcward

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Stealing this from Cel who posted it on the w90 forums a while ago. Since Paryl seemingly have cut their fingers off to avoid the externals over the last few months, maybe something with less propaganda will bring the forums alive again. Pretty simple, list whatever name comes to mind for each category :)


01). Best all-round player:
This is a hard one for me. I think that Groot most likely deserves this, having been tested on offense and defense and holding strong. Not so sure anymore, but through midgame they would always take sits and do their best to hold us back. Though I think that there are a few on the world that might be able to prove better, they've not been tested in the same way.

02). Best attacker:
Between Uruzian and Revenants. These guys timing are impressive, especially Jay.

03). Best defender:
The Ashen One, funny enough. People don't know how many sits he takes and pulls the iron wall out of his back pocket.
Honorable mention to Rain for being an ace defender as well.

04). Best strategic player:
Meti, having plan A through plan H and seeing them all through to the end.

05). Best player that got rimmed:
Arabela, rimmed by rim nubs. GG

06). Biggest Barb taker:
Tudadar

07). Best tribe:
Pi

08). Runner-up Tribe:
Paryl pre-Knummy merge. Been terrible ever since :p

09). The most enjoyable player to piss off:
No doubt Balian, always and forever will be my favorite person to banter with

10). The player you never want to piss off:
TD, because you will never hear the end of it

11). Best team (group of players):
My east team (PP, Cookies, Darius, RAV and the rest) for the most part has been fantastic this world. Never hesitate to nuke or support for each other and do what needs to be done to make progress where and when it counts.

12). Funniest player:
Mattcurr. I give him credit, guy's got jokes. Implying they can win the war with 1 Op and then losing over 1k villages without much resistance is absolutely hilarious.
Bark Bark

13). Best war:
Pi v Paryl has been great fun.

14). Who would you most like to meet?:
Jack, Bruce, Ransed, Simen my cos through the world.
Anyone who joined the PI Christmas Party voice chat. My fondest memory of the world, would be great to do it in person lol.

15). Who's computer would you most like to break?:
No ones computer but I would break Crucial's phone so he stops prank calling me on skype once a week.

16). Most overrated player:
sweetmisery. Never gotten the hype, crumbled after an ounce of attention.

17). Most improved player:
Buinx

18). Most Arrogant player(s):
Snu. Anyone he outplays is garbage, anyone that beats him is cheating.

19). Luckiest player:
Lukester18

20). Best alliance:
PI and TBS. Mostly because there hasn't been anything else I'd consider an alliance through this world

21). Best farmer:
Ashen

22). Best mail:
xACEx's reaction to getting invited to PI then immediately kicked.. lost the mail feelsbadman :(

23). Most dramatic:
Balian

24). Most paranoid:
Me, probably

25). Most underhanded:
-Assassin, Karma.. both very underhanded. -Assassin passing sit to enemy and sending troops across the world, Karma.. leaving in the middle of the only op paryl ever sent at us and capping a few easy villages in safezone then immediately getting embarrassed after

Connor, he is truly the most evil being to walk the face of the Earth itself.

26). Most loyal:
Serious note, Connor. Not abandoning his friends in Risk to join Paryl and choosing to fight them.

27). Most toxic:
TD easily

28). Biggest Stat padder:
Paryl, declaring war on all the rim tribes to boost war stats
Ashen for begging us to do the same thing against V1kings

29). Best leader:
TD/Ajay duo from early game giving us the best positioning by far to grow with almost unchallenged.

30). Worst leader:
Pritch, lol

31). Best team player:
CnC #ForTheTribe

32). Worst team player:
Balian. Leaves the team when it's time to fight :rolleyes:

33). Laziest player:
Simen / Your Friend
 

DeletedUser118416

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01). Best all-round Player:
Early game through to mid was Groot latey it is Ashen.

02). Best attacker:
Revenants this guys timing is very sound seen from a sit account POV or when he recapped me.

03). Best defender:
Vlad the Impaler. The OP stopper.

04). Best strategic player:
Imagine Wagons.

05). Best player that got rimmed:
Yar07
Rimmed early game came back swinging.

06). Biggest Barb taker:
Tudadar

07). Best tribe:
PANTI

08). Runner-up Tribe:
Suppose it will have to be Nah <3 that Smiler guy!

09). The most enjoyable player to piss off:
Debbie from SweetMisery she is highly strung and overrated by far.

10). The player you never want to piss off:
Vlad because we will just ruin your tribe. Could write a book on this.

11). Best team (group of players):
The ex digg guys....nawtttt
Probably was the oroginal core paryl guys until the knummy merge then its probably the inner circle of PI. No idea ANTI just does whatever it wants when it wants.

12). Funniest player:
SnuSnu the ego oozes always yet can’t even remotely back it up. Rimmed from 2 accounts now lets make it a third. The poor guy.

Snu: "Im muting the chat to go sit and sulk in the corner like the big baby I am because my feelings are hurt hmph." SnuSnu 2018

13). Best war:
Paryl v Barbs

14). Who would you most like to meet?:
Eljay from Name who would love to do all sorts to me would be funny af.

15). Who's computer would you most like to break?:


16). Most overrated player:
sweetmisery.

17). Most improved player:
ducenigaro

18). Most Arrogant player(s):
Snu. Anyone he outplays is garbage, anyone that beats him is cheating.

19). Luckiest player:
The Devil Bunny

20). Best alliance:
Paryl and Booty

21). Best farmer:
Ashen or Bunny

22). Best mail:
Eljay’s threats leading to his demise What A RIPper

23). Most dramatic:
Balian

24). Most paranoid:
Me

25). Most underhanded:
Matt Curr or Vlad/Yar Dynamic Duo baby!

26). Most loyal:
ducenigaro

27). Most toxic:
Eljay from Name

28). Biggest Stat padder:
Paryls war on the barbs.

29). Best leader:
Jon

30). Worst leader:
Matt Curr

31). Best team player:
Vlad :)

32). Worst team player:
Balian easily the most selfish player to ever play this game.

33). Laziest player:
CnC <3
 

ALBANIAN1235

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04). Best strategic player:
Meti, having plan A through plan H and seeing them all through to the end.

:O Jon is too smart he sees all. Must hide underground to become invisible again.In the shadows is where it's at.
 

Rainbow Rhythms

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01). Best all-round player: We-are-Groot
since start of the world they took out their backpacks and have always been solid leading the way.

02). Best attacker: The Devil Bunny
their success on their solo ops has always been crazy good.

03). Best defender: Ashen Daddy. Ashen deity. el supreme overlord. and also Arcward and Vladdy Daddy
meh both deserve a spot here i would say.. super solid


04). Best strategic player: Vlad the Impaler
Personally, i've enjoyed chatting strategy with Conner (lel) for a long time, on them dark gloomy days when skype chats are dead or boring af to read. Connar is the person to go to.


05). Best player that got rimmed: Yar07
Yar was rimmed early world, before coming back strong.


06). Biggest Barb taker:
Tudadar

07). Best tribe:
ANTI

08). Runner-up Tribe:
*TWPC*

09). The most enjoyable player to piss off: Eljay aka elvolcano
dude is one crazy mofo

10). The player you never want to piss off: I For Win
Might just quit if you be mean to him ;)

11). Best team (group of players): Yar07/Escape
Southeast power house, held strong since start of world.
side note: Original group of Paryl was definitely a great set of players all round before it became heavily saturated with smongs.

12). Funniest player: Jwab
Not so much that he himself is funny. just the thought of a roundhouse kick off a cliff is too funny not to put here

13). Best war: Paryl Vs Digg
Was one of the more memorable periods of time in Paryl which was also very enjoyable to be playing alongside many of the players there.

14). Who would you most like to meet?: Eljay (NaMe.?)
Curiosity really.

15). Who's computer would you most like to break?:


16). Most overrated player: Rumfastrumfar
After the amount of rubbish he spewed about how Escape and myself were going to be rimmed, it is only fitting that he makes this spot.

17). Most improved player: Ducenigaro


18). Most Arrogant player(s): Snu
Ok we get it. u did a snipe and a sit. now shatapayourface

19). Luckiest player: The Ashen One
AJ Weaver: i just eat inactives --- toppled with the fact he has the nicest sugar daddies in the world.

20). Best alliance: Escape / Paryl
meh. stopped the south from completely being taken over and is still going strong today under the ANTI order

21). Best farmer:
Ashen.. hate to admit it..

22). Best mail:
Eljay mail which got him banned rofl.

23). Most dramatic:
Balian

24). Most paranoid: Snu
Everyone must be cheating.. hmm thinking.


25). Most underhanded: Vlad07 dream team
Snaked the snake and got the cake.


26). Most loyal: Escape
These guys stood by me since the start, and till the end.

27). Most toxic: Karina
Was pretty mean to me :(

28). Biggest Stat padder:

29). Best leader: Matt (for most part) then would be Jon
reasoning being, even when playing the whole early world at a disadvantage Matt managed to control the egos and give a clear path for Paryl before it all went completely to ****.
Jon for how PI has turned out.

30). Worst leader: Rumfastrumfar


31). Best team player: Vlad the bad


32). Worst team player: Bellend in Ibiza
As said by every other person who is prob gonna make this list


33). Laziest player: SMILER
:D
 

Deleted User - 10618707

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01). Best all-round player:

This is a really hard decision, never came face to face with much of Paryl, so can't say.

02). Best attacker:

The nuke god himself Ashen (pre Keenan leaving lul)

03). Best defender:
xAcex this guy has again and again taken op sits and defended like a beast, stacking against 50 hour fakes lul. Okay seriously.

Imagine Wagons hands down best defender. Jon always will to take a sit.


04). Best strategic player:
Meti. Guy plays 8D chess.

05). Best player that got rimmed:
Lost Ones. World would have been legit if they were still here. Feelsbad

06). Biggest Barb taker:
Tudadar/Darius

07). Best tribe:
Pi

08). Runner-up Tribe:
Paryl

09). The most enjoyable player to piss off:
My BallyBear

10). The player you never want to piss off:
Ashen, or he will threaten to stop nuking for me

11). Best team (group of players):

East Squad. RAV, Darius, Pink. Mia Khalifa <3

12). Funniest player:
Me obviously. Haha. Funny right?

13). Best war:
Pi v Paryl

14). Who would you most like to meet?:

Karen jeppe <3

15). Who's computer would you most like to break?:
Mine so i can quit already.

16). Most overrated player:
sweetmisery. 2 rank 1 world wins. 1 op loses 100 villages in 48 hours. Feelsbadman

17). Most improved player:
TBS recruits. Really have come a long way from when we picked you all up.

18). Most Arrogant player(s):
Probably me again.

19). Luckiest player:
Jza08. Your start up was wayyyy too easy :D:D

20). Best alliance:
Pi&TBS. Our Day1 homies.

21). Best farmer:
Ashen

22). Best mail:
xACEx's entire mail box.

23). Most dramatic:
Balian

24). Most paranoid:
Jon

25). Most underhanded:
Jon....only if you all knew...

26). Most loyal:
Ajay.

27). Most toxic:
Ashen.

28). Biggest Stat padder:
Ashen

29). Best leader:
The squad.

30). Worst leader:
Simon. Who does diploamcy with no cool down:D:D:D:D

31). Best team player:
CnC #ForTheTribe

32). Worst team player:
Balian. "i have whole PI frontline, i Need my STACKS"

33). Laziest player:
Kalix when he fakes. Lul

34. Best inactive Backliner. The Minty One
 

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Arcward

Master Commander 2019
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Nice circle jerk you boys have going lol
The entire forums are, since no one will come speak after getting trashed :/ Though in all honesty, most of our posts give some sort of credit to Paryl players so not really sure you can call it that.
 

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Mad we didnt let you in on the circle jerk fiesta ?
 

Mintyfresh

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Nah I have small hands but still have difficult grasping small objects.

But congrats on a win no one will remember though.

To be fair you could probably say that about about 90% of worlds. The only people who remember or care are the ones who won them.
 

jayjayjay68

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01). Best all-round player:
This has to be The Ashen One, you could not ask for a better tribemate. His stats show that he is an all around team player. Been a pleasure mate :)

02). Best attacker:
IMO, Smiler would get my personal vote only because Ash has never attacked me :p

03). Best defender:
Again, The Ashen One, He does not just defend for himself, he defends for whoever needs it. But again a would give kudos to Smiler, and maybe Inferno.

07). Best tribe:
Pi

08). Runner-up Tribe:
Paryl

09). The most enjoyable player to piss off:
Balian, has to be :)

10). The player you never want to piss off:
I am Groot, lol Mees scared a little bit of him.

11). Best team (group of players):
Gotta be WestSide Best Side :)

13). Best war:
Pi v Paryl has been great fun.

29). Best leader:
I would have to say Jon.(I only started playing W95 in Dec 2017)
To be a leader, You need to have a stratagy. As soon as he took over, we started to have a goal. This is mostley down to Jon. Well done !!!!
 
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