SergeantCrunsh
Still Going Strong
- Reaction score
- 1,079
Step 1. Pick a player, preferably one who's way better then you. Possibly with shifty morales, but make sure hes also weak minded enough that he can't defend for more then a few days. Probably a top 10 pp whore or something like that
Step 2. Run an op on him, but make sure you time everything completely garbage (that was on purpose right?), don't send many fakes and green noble escorts wherever possible. Avoid noble nukes or any kind of splits. Hey timing attacks just gives away the LT anyway right? And even noobs can prenoble recap.
Step 3. Fail so miserable bad random rim noobs are forwarding reports of 30+ dead nobles and laughing at you not even including the nuke splats.
Step 4. Bang your head against a wall then send an invite. Hopefully he'll betray the loyal ones who actually supported him for a washed up group of players supported by an expensive PP habit.
step 5: Congrats you now have a 30th over rated player (if you dont count the other 4 family tribes) to join your other 29 team of washed up rag tags. (as long as the next war doesn't last more then 2 days)
Ladies and Gentlemen, that is how to make your enemies disappear with the power of Magic!
Step 2. Run an op on him, but make sure you time everything completely garbage (that was on purpose right?), don't send many fakes and green noble escorts wherever possible. Avoid noble nukes or any kind of splits. Hey timing attacks just gives away the LT anyway right? And even noobs can prenoble recap.
Step 3. Fail so miserable bad random rim noobs are forwarding reports of 30+ dead nobles and laughing at you not even including the nuke splats.
Step 4. Bang your head against a wall then send an invite. Hopefully he'll betray the loyal ones who actually supported him for a washed up group of players supported by an expensive PP habit.
step 5: Congrats you now have a 30th over rated player (if you dont count the other 4 family tribes) to join your other 29 team of washed up rag tags. (as long as the next war doesn't last more then 2 days)
Ladies and Gentlemen, that is how to make your enemies disappear with the power of Magic!