Funny Ingame Messages

joshuasadler000

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THE PURE NOOB said:
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a noob that wanted me to join his tribe


lol noob a family tribe with no support out side tribe equal a big FAIL



hehe and i notice being nice to noobs around you makes them restart :)


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that is very amusing indeed.
 

DeletedUser

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this is funny.

DANRKO today at 01:45
are u going to attack my tibe to or just me
DANRKO today at 01:49
i meant tribe
killy927 today at 01:49
i will let you pick
if i attack your tribe i will stop attacking you or i can attack you and never attack your tribe.
its up to you. the fate of your tribe may be in your hands
DANRKO today at 01:51
who do u want to attack your choice
killy927 today at 01:51
both
killy927 today at 01:51
but i'll be nice and let you pick:)
DANRKO today at 01:52
i told u youre choice
killy927 today at 01:54
and i said BOTH
killy927 today at 01:54
would you want that?
DANRKO today at 01:55
its not up to me but if u want to go ahead because were awesome
DANRKO today at 01:56
and are u trying to start a war
killy927 today at 01:57
its up to you. would you like a war? would that make you happy?
DANRKO today at 01:57
no but youre starting it
killy927 today at 01:59
if you dont want a war PICK! do you want to die or your tribe.
omg this is taking way longer than i thought
DANRKO today at 02:00
do what ever u want we will try our best and no i dont want to start a war
killy927 today at 02:01
this may help you decide
if you would like to take the hit for your tribe you have balls and will gain my respect til i make you quit OR you can be a p***y and let your tribe fall.
DANRKO today at 02:03
your choice ill take the hit for my tribe or u can attack my tribe either way im helping my tribe out no matter what
DANRKO today at 02:05
come on
killy927 today at 02:06
would you quit if i attack you?
DANRKO today at 02:08
no youve attacked me alot already since ive joined my tribe and im not going to give up until im dead
killy927 today at 02:08
you are dead
DANRKO today at 02:09
no and i wont be u should be worried about yourself
killy927 today at 02:10
why?
DANRKO today at 02:11
because when you keep attacking other people their going to form a tribe and attack u
killy927 today at 02:12
has not happened but heres what you can do. get your friends that are being farmed by me and make a supper tribe.
DANRKO today at 02:14
no thank u but keep an eye out
killy927 today at 02:15
ok:)
*killy thinks for a second, then says i'd like it back in*
DANRKO today at 02:16
ok see yeah
DANRKO today at 02:17
all i ask is dont attack me or my tribe
DANRKO today at 02:18
please
killy927 today at 02:22
oh you picked choice C. not of the above.
do you realy think thats gonna happen?
DANRKO today at 02:24
i hope so
killy927 today at 02:24
i hope so too
killy927 today at 02:24
actuly a dont
killy927 today at 02:25
i wanna attack you and your tribe.
and didn't you say that they will kill me?
DANRKO today at 02:26
no i said i would try
killy927 today at 02:26
whats there responce?
DANRKO today at 02:27
they dont even belive me they think im a refugee so their letting the higher council decide
killy927 today at 02:28
do you know what a refugee is?
DANRKO today at 02:29
yes i do as a matter of fact
killy927 today at 02:29
if you were your duke would you let your self in?
DANRKO today at 02:30
yes i would but im not
killy927 today at 02:31
your not? but i thought i attack you before you joined [ally]-5-[/ally] or was i wronge?
DANRKO today at 02:32
you were wronge
killy927 today at 02:34
tell me if i am wronge. you join the tribe [ally]-5-[/ally] and you go to there forums and you find there support forum thats nice a shinny and you post help i am being attacked my the big the bad killy monster help please.
DANRKO today at 02:36
no i was already planning on joiining an right after i left the other tribe i joined this one
killy927 today at 02:38
omfg i am wronge agian.
and guess what
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sY9FRN6Xib4/S8R5T344IoI/AAAAAAAAVcY/jfZu0ubyFJ0/s1600/9.jpg
DANRKO today at 02:39
im not opening it because i dont trust u
killy927 today at 02:41
please
killy927 today at 02:42
its just a picture of cute little dogs and cats have a tea party:)
DANRKO today at 02:42
yeah right but ok
DANRKO today at 02:43
wow youre ugly
killy927 today at 02:43
me? i thouhgt it was you it even had your name in blue.
DANRKO today at 02:44
u wish it was me your just upset of how ugly you look
DANRKO today at 02:45
u are really ugly
killy927 today at 02:47
thats not what your momma said lat night!!!
haha. got'em
DANRKO today at 02:49
yeah right at least i have a mom i know she left u because u are so ugly and im sorry burn
killy927 today at 02:50
your right my mom did ran away from me:( cause i show her the size of my d**k!!!
DANRKO today at 02:51
see u ugly well actually i hope i dont HA HA and because its only 2 inches ha see u ugly
killy927 today at 02:52
if it was 2inches why did it fly out of my pants and attack her?
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BoneCrusher.Exe

Guest
Passing the noob!

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BoneCrusher.Exe on 25.07. at 19:53
Sounds like a good option! Oh wait sorry I am not the one for merges! Sorry *WoofWoof* sometimes makes mistakes! Well as much as we would like you must contact EmVehPee! He knows it all and I am sure he can help you!

0000. on 26.07. at 02:54
Hi, would you like to merge tribes?

This message has been forwarded by 0000..

EmVehPee on 26.07. at 02:58
Oh, i'm sorry, i don't talk about merges anymore, our council changed, mail 1337 noob about merges.

0000. on 26.07. at 03:00
Hi, would you like to merge tribes?

This message has been forwarded by 0000..

1337 noob on 26.07. at 03:31
hmm an interesting proposal, however i have a few questions for you in hopes to gain an insight to your tribe.

-Whats better? Troops or Points?
-Where do you live?
-what do you think a good amount of allies to have is?
-what tws skills do you know?
-What do you like more? pokemon or digimon?
-Were you a Barney fan?
-chuck norris vs mirror who would win?

0000. on 26.07. at 03:39
Troops
US
Approximately 3, possibly 1 NAP
Sniping, dodging, ms trains, and everything else of that sort
Pokemon
Yes
Chuck Norris

0000. on 26.07. at 03:43
I hope you consider, thanks.

1337 noob on 26.07. at 03:46
hmmm interesting, well i have a co diplomat/merge king that must also be told about this please forward your answers on to cyclonic tsunami

0000. on 26.07. at 03:47
Would you like to merge tribes?

This message has been forwarded by 0000..

Cyclonic Tsunami on 26.07. at 04:09
Ok before this I need to make you a few questions.
Do you drink?
Do you drive?
Do you drink and drive?
What do you drink if you do?
Do you play Legend Legacy of The Dragons?
Do you have any Chaotic Ultra Rare Cards?
Ok answer these questions and then il tell you what's next.

Cyclonic Tsunami on 27.07. at 01:17
Once you respond this we'll discuss the merging if your ok with it cause i think i need o check out your proposal

0000. on 27.07. at 01:30
no
no
no
no
no

0000. on 27.07. at 01:30
and no

Cyclonic Tsunami on 27.07. at 03:29
ok sorry lol was just joking talk to bonecrusher.exe about it i think he said he is alright with it but chekc with him before i can do that.

Cyclonic Tsunami on 27.07. at 03:30
so foward it to bone

0000. on 27.07. at 03:31
okay

0000. on 27.07. at 03:31
Cyclonic Tsunami said OK

This message has been forwarded by 0000..

BoneCrusher.Exe on 27.07. at 03:36
What are the terms of the merge?

0000. on 27.07. at 14:13
your choice.

BoneCrusher.Exe on 27.07. at 19:45
Well I am sorry to tell you that no thx! Have nice day :p
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DeletedUser46615

Guest
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KGriffy today at 02:20
hey Dekzy I would like to join your tribe I have to talk to your recruiter and he said that I was to far away. I am very familar to the game because id had lots of accounts in the past so I think that I can easliy move to the location closer to you. My exp is 174 but that is because I started 2 days ago. message me if I can join the tribe and tell me the direction and ill be there.

sincerely,
GriffyKent

Dekzy today at 02:22
if the recruiter said you're too far away, then you're too far away.

KGriffy today at 02:25
yeah but i told the recruiter that I could easly change villages to be closer to the tribe and he said it was alright just ask u

Dekzy today at 02:26
but you can't just relocate to where we want you without nobles and you're nowhere near them yet.

KGriffy today at 02:27
no i havent relocated yet because I dont know the dirrection

Dekzy today at 02:28
you will not be in our main continent anyway so forget it.

KGriffy today at 02:29
recruiter didnt tell me the direction

Dekzy today at 02:29
yea but you still won't get in our continent

KGriffy today at 02:30
i might be able to

Dekzy today at 02:31
no you won't

KGriffy today at 02:32
what world are u in

Dekzy today at 02:33
obviously W51

KGriffy today at 02:51
then I can easly get to your area just tell me your direction

Dekzy today at 02:52
NO YOU CANNOT GET TO K44 NOW GO AWAY!

KGriffy today at 02:53
I bet you io can

KGriffy today at 02:53
and cool down

Dekzy today at 02:55
I bet you, you can't, I've played this game longer than you so please go away and mail [player]sarasaurus[/player]
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Annoying noobs.

KGriffy today at 02:59
you have when did you start playing this game. I started in 6th grad and no wi am in 9th
 
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max vs george

Guest
ibr77 today at 09:23
stop attacking my m8 or you shall be farmed until u stop attacking

ibr77 today at 11:54
stop attacking SharpToothie
have you seen what tribe im in?
have you seen how many PA's i have got?
or even how many troops i have got?
if u attack SharpToothie 1 more time we will farm you so hard you wont be able to afford 1 troop.
so dont attack him.
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Nuff said.
 

DeletedUser90886

Guest
gotta love the nubs that send-->> "OMG DO YOU KNOWS WHO I IS?! I WILL FARM YOUS. MY TRIBE WILL RIMS YOUS, WE ARE NUMBER ONE WITH 500 MEMBERS. ATTACK ONE MORE TIME AND ITS OVER FOR YUOUS"

ahaha gotta love em.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Yes, that's what the point of this thread is. Perhaps you should accompany your post with an actual mail?
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Karmaeffect said:
Yes, that's what the point of this thread is. Perhaps you should accompany your post with an actual mail?
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No:icon_surprised: You mean the point of this thread is to post mail? And funny mail :icon_surprised:? Damn no wonder it didn't make any sense up until now.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
locobebo18 today at 03:32

xxxxx told me to mail about join your tribe i have experience in world 15 - 11+ million by the name of Robbie8 and 48 - 41k+ by the name locobebo18 and 50 -90k+ by the name noman jim. am looking for a elite tribe am coincil in this tribe but i think is not going no were and they mas recruit and i not liek that i been account sit by xxxxx. am aggresive player i like to farm all day.
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and when i wanted to answer....


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You cannot answer because your conversational partner has blocked your messages.


I dont get it, he asked me to join and blocked me...interesting
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DeletedUser

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Sweet Deception said:
locobebo18 today at 03:32

xxxxx told me to mail about join your tribe i have experience in world 15 - 11+ million by the name of Robbie8 and 48 - 41k+ by the name locobebo18 and 50 -90k+ by the name noman jim. am looking for a elite tribe am coincil in this tribe but i think is not going no were and they mas recruit and i not liek that i been account sit by xxxxx. am aggresive player i like to farm all day.
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and when i wanted to answer....


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You cannot answer because your conversational partner has blocked your messages.


I dont get it, he asked me to join and blocked me...interesting
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lulz, thats so win :icon_biggrin:
 

Sword101

Guest
This isn't the funniest thing in the world but it beats anything posted so far...

JDucille on 24.07. at 23:32
Hi mate, it's Average

sword101 on 25.07. at 00:20
Do I know you

JDucille on 25.07. at 09:42
Yes .US Forums.

sword101 on 25.07. at 17:05
Oh that sword101 sold me his account for crack. So I'm not the same guy.

JDucille on 25.07. at 17:06
Wow, what a fail.

sword101 on 25.07. at 17:46
lmao... I'm kidding. What's up man
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DeletedUser

Guest
Been farming a guy (report here), which led to this:

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Decided to take a peek inside and have fun watching them get pissed as I continued to farm my "tribemates." And this is the welcome mail.

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This should be fun. :icon_cool:
 
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