Funny ingame messages :D

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DeletedUser

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wow small nub tribes will do whatever you ask them to if they thnk they have a chance :/
 

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iAintPlayin* today at 19:24
Hey, you have probably seen the new 'speed' world called Capture The Village. I would like to ask you if you would like to co-play with me on one account on that world?
I have had one co-player for that world but i dont think that he is well trusted and experienced player... And that is why i am asking you... would you like to co-play with me on CTV?? Thank You...

rglasgow today at 19:27
I'm too much of a nubcake for you... :(
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lol what a weirdo xD
asks meh to co-play him xD
 

DeletedUser

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ok..

I think this one is pretty FN funny If I do say so myself...

St8ofWar today at 08:19
MT420 or whatever you are calling yourself these days.
It wasn't Morzah you were speaking to before, I am account sitting and it was me that kicked you once I saw that'd you'd snuck in the back door.
With the invitation morzah had sent
I know who you are, what you are up to and who you are working with, so does everyone, the games up.
Apparently I am working for 4zlz where my FN invite cruddy, nice oda btw you notice someone else made the list too?
Its a shame you couldn't grace us with your presence and teach us your 'advanced' techniques, what a joke. I take it you are talking about opera T, how to snipe a 50ms train etc, etc, etc. I've got the library fella, have been around since W14 in one form or another. Im posting all that stiff on the tribal forum 'with screenshots' as you put it.
You've reached a plateau.....
Get a life and get over yourself

St8ofWar
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He blocks me.

I inquire with his friend...

MT420 today at 08:54
Who does your tribe think i am?

StillAlive22 today at 08:56
[player]MT240[/player]

And dont be hating on the leadership, cause I am partly running this show too

MT420 today at 08:57
mt240?

lmao

ive never heard of that person but thats for bringing it to my attention i have a copy cat??
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tiremanbd today at 22:39
Hey neighbor,

Damn, you grew fast. Somehow, i doubt that you are a point whore though. Your userfile doesn't tell the whole picture. Going off ODA, I also doubt that this is your first world. Where else have you played? Have you cleared most in your area?

]----- today at 22:40
First world, haha. I'm learning as I go : D

tiremanbd today at 22:43
C'mon, seriously? As long as your troops are higher than your point, you're doing good. first tip is free ;)

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Why would I need troops if people are scared of my points? They won't dare to attack. I don't think building troops is smart, because it will cut down the growth of my points.

tiremanbd today at 22:50
Now i know you're F'ing with me. You obviously have troops because you have 2800 ODA score. ahhh, thanks for the laugh. Makes the farming trips go by quicker. :)
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Boring, but meh.
 
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DeletedUser

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not really funny compared to some others i've seen but it made me chuckle. He tried to copy and paste his own map by the looks of it..
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tawecdl on 16.02. at 17:11
I see you have invited me...

Roar1997 on 16.02. at 17:12
yep me and the turcs used to be mates and i wanted u to merge into my tribe becuase u are falling down the ranks and people are leaving

tawecdl on 16.02. at 17:14
Can I have more info on your diplomacy?

Roar1997 on 16.02. at 17:15
wat do u mean who we are allies with

tawecdl on 16.02. at 17:18
yep, and NAPS. I have targets I'm working on etc. etc.

Roar1997 on 16.02. at 17:20
-TP- terminate
KOTR terminate
Noble2 terminate
Non-Aggression-Pact (NAP)
Hitmen terminate
Enemies
~TTM~ terminate
well we are at war with ~TTM~

tawecdl on 16.02. at 17:22
what about zeus?

Roar1997 on 16.02. at 17:23
we are naps why

tawecdl on 16.02. at 17:24
Didn't you start this world as family? with BYE too? Sorry I forget...

Roar1997 on 16.02. at 17:25
yeh we started with bye and then they went to ur rank and merged into us

tawecdl on 16.02. at 17:26
oh right, goood.

So why are you at war so early?

Roar1997 on 16.02. at 17:27
becuase we want to we have nearly won the waR SO ARE U JOINING

tawecdl on 16.02. at 17:28
you want a merge? have you even asked our council?

Roar1997 on 16.02. at 17:29
wat into you

tawecdl on 16.02. at 17:32
no, you said "i wanted u to merge into my tribe becuase u are falling down the ranks and people are leavin". So you should ask our leaders for such a merge. inviting individual players could anger our leadership somewhat.

Roar1997 on 16.02. at 17:32
nah he dont want to merge

tawecdl on 16.02. at 17:34
so why did you say it?!?

Roar1997 on 16.02. at 17:35
i thought i coukld get a merge

tawecdl on 16.02. at 17:36
but you don't want to merge!? Do you know what you want?

Roar1997 on 16.02. at 17:37
i want u to merge into us

tawecdl on 16.02. at 17:40
can I see a map in support of this?

Roar1997 on 16.02. at 17:41
wat

tawecdl on 16.02. at 17:42
a map. one of those things that show pretty colours showing locations of tribe members.

Roar1997 on 16.02. at 17:43
join

Roar1997 on 16.02. at 17:43
» Show World Map
Show political map
Activate context menu

tawecdl on 16.02. at 17:45
I need a detailed map before i join any tribe...

Roar1997 on 16.02. at 17:45
i cant show it it wont let me

Roar1997 on 16.02. at 17:46
we got lot of members ij ur area but not u 9*9

tawecdl on 16.02. at 17:52
who, tell them to say hello to me so I can see if they are active. I sent some white horses to knock on thir door but nobody was home, just a load of old wood and clay and some metal of some sort...
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DeletedUser

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I am Smurf Who Likes To Nuke

I am Duke of Smurfs In K75

My fellow council member sent me this and i had to share it.

mingator today at 19:55
Hello im interested in joining .. Im Dale and yes with k75 academy .. I have a problem with the duke tbox he wants us to set him as acct sit but when i ask him if he needs scout support he says he will not divulge any info on his troop count .. sorry i play to much and work to better my tribe to respect him as a duke .. also he has us listed as enemys with a tribe he is personal allies with and just below him .. doesnt make any sense .. so im asking for invite smurfs said to see u

BrainTeaser today at 20:06
How can I know that you're not going to spy for your duke?

mingator today at 20:08
lol im not a spy and ill email u our last conversation ..

mingator today at 20:11
I want invite power and baron of my area 15 x 15 ok ... i will only invite in my area 15 x15 .. im very experienced and you need more villages in this area you have one

BrainTeaser today at 20:17
Yes give me your last conversation. and dont you think Baron Privs as new recruit is little too much for a new recruit to the tribe?

mingator today at 20:19
well im very very good at this game .. so lets make this simple u have a choice .. invite me with baron privalages for just my area 15 x 15 and get a great guy who will help recruit other k75 academy members in my area or i can kill a smurf and show u what the other side would be ... im one to be loyal or kill u

mingator today at 20:24
ok well your the guy to invite me and give me the powers i asked for .. so ill wait 12 more minutes and if no invite guess were not friends and ill visit and kill a smurf in 13 minutes

BrainTeaser today at 20:26
Well sounds like you're a spy since you're threatening me. and the information provided below should be enough to piss your duke off.

mingator today at 20:28
well ill take that as a no and your smurf will die easily ... as far as my duke well have fun ... he would be smart to keep me vs not as your little smurf will find out ... remmeber when he emails me ill say u could have stopped my attack but didnt lolololol

BrainTeaser today at 20:29
Do so, and please forward him the whole mail. And Oh also you may not last long in this world.
Don't take it personal but it's a war game.

mingator today at 20:31
Good talking with u .. but seriously your smurf is way to dealicious to refuse noooo walls and axes at home sweeeeeettttttt and nice supplies ... 30 minutes better call him and wake him up lololololololol

BrainTeaser today at 20:32
Nah I don't do calls. you better call our contumer support and brag about your great victory! ;)

mingator today at 20:34
Hey have fun ... Im not a spy just wanted away from the duke i had and as u can see i allready left sooo there for your threat lololololol...

BrainTeaser today at 20:35
K?, Kill me then prove yourself :)
Have fun badass!



BrainTeaser today at 20:35
ROFL!

This message has been forwarded by BrainTeaser.
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DeletedUser98112

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One of the messages from this tribe.

Nytaz today at 06:33
Hey [player]Unforgivable Takeover[/player]

I'm [player]Nytaz[/player], a loyal member of the tribe [ally]~DEF~[/ally]. I have received intel that you have been farming my fellow tribal mates.

I know that it's all about the advantage, faming, scouting & I'm sure you're well inexperienced in this game. All I ask is for you to please stop attacking my fellow tribal mates.

[player]Nytaz[/player]

UnforgivableTakeover today at 06:39
You're tribe mate attacked me. With DEFENSIVE TROOPS first and you call me inexperienced Paaa


another member messaging me


gem597 on 17.02. at 14:38
You have started attacking one of our members i would suggest that you stop immediatley so that we do nont have to take action as a tribe against you

UnforgivableTakeover on 17.02. at 16:37
Your member attacked first, Lost most of his troops and now is getting farmed.

gem597 today at 09:41
Oh ok fair enough can you send ne that report that shows his attack please

UnforgivableTakeover today at 09:59
[report_display]http://en55.tribalwars.net/public_report/eb56ddf40ad1b30ead233a68e1279e32[/report_display]

Attacking with defensive trooops...fail

UnforgivableTakeover today at 10:00
So in retaliation. He got finished.

[report_display]http://en55.tribalwars.net/public_report/b52503b3df56e504d4301437da8462a3[/report_display]

gem597 today at 10:05
he attacked you with swords and spears my god iam surrounded by idiots you will not get any interference from us i am going to dismiss him
Regards

I f you have an urge to take his place you would be welcome
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Just find it funny their willing to attack me at one moment and dismissing him the next.
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DeletedUser

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you wouldn't kick him if someone provided information about that attack? -.o

On the bright side, he makes a pretty decent farm if you ask me.
 
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DeletedUser98112

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I wouldnt get my tribe so invovled in a problem I started. Just to be laughed out of the tribe.

Elpidius said:
On the bright side, he makes a pretty decent farm if you ask me.
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Yes he does.
 
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3rdCluster on 13.02. at 22:57
Hey there, I am rly sry to say this, but I recommend you to restart

Simply go to Settings, into the "Restart" section, and... restart!

Unless you think you would have any chance surviving against me, that is the most reccommended thing to do. Another option is to take part on another world. I wish you good luck in the further game, and I feel rly sry for you to have ended up so close to me.

Approxomate time to nobeling of your village (by me): 8 weeks


this made me quit tw for the rest of my life
 

DeletedUser93450

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-YOUTUBE- on 13.02. at 23:54
hey how you doing.
TW Newbie on 13.02. at 23:55
Pretty good, yourself? :)
-YOUTUBE- on 13.02. at 23:56
ya thnx for asking i was wondering if you are looking for a tribe.
TW Newbie on 13.02. at 23:58
I'm watching for any potentially good ones. :)
-YOUTUBE- on 14.02. at 00:01
well i just joined this one 2 min ago :D and this is a sort of a premade i ges, well i know these guys and there good.
ps. my normal acc name is electrisety
TW Newbie on 14.02. at 00:01
I've heard of you :)
-YOUTUBE- on 14.02. at 00:02
nice. =/ what parts you hear?
TW Newbie on 14.02. at 00:04
I dunno, ain't been around for like 4months, but i saw some posts of yours, mostly in the premades section, of the externals back then.
-YOUTUBE- on 14.02. at 00:05
ah well wana join us.
and you got skype?
TW Newbie on 14.02. at 00:07
Dunno about joining.
And i don't have skype atm as this isn't my computer, just waiting for mine to come.
-YOUTUBE- on 14.02. at 00:09
well what are you looking for in a tribe?
TW Newbie on 14.02. at 00:10
One with a lil bit more of a script recruitment policy. For a premade it seems pretty easy to get into. :p
TW Newbie on 14.02. at 00:11
sorry, a strict recruitment policy not script
-YOUTUBE- on 14.02. at 00:13
i'm not the leader but thu out my tw expirience the tw profle says nothing. this is what the leader said to me today.

well truly idk how elite this tribe is but i asure you every one is good and can take care of them selfs
TW Newbie on 14.02. at 00:14
Sorry, i said that based on this mail, not the tribes profile.
-YOUTUBE- on 14.02. at 00:15
o lol :D want me to check your troops and test if you know how to play a 150 points?
i don't think i'm even a recruiter i'm just bored i'm sick and can't go any where
-YOUTUBE- on 14.02. at 00:16
o nvm you can't join till you got skype. leader guy said to get it on your own comp
TW Newbie on 14.02. at 00:18
Not sure if i want to join a tribe atm.
-YOUTUBE- on 14.02. at 00:18
k by
TW Newbie on 14.02. at 00:19
bye
-YOUTUBE- on 14.02. at 00:57
i got a good member:D
TW Newbie on 14.02. at 00:58
?
-YOUTUBE- on 14.02. at 00:59
idk. just being super presistent.
TW Newbie on 14.02. at 01:00
whatcha being persistent about?
-YOUTUBE- on 14.02. at 01:00
you joining us
TW Newbie on 14.02. at 01:01
Oh
-YOUTUBE- on 14.02. at 01:02
:D. because where super elite. and because i have no one else to mail right now
TW Newbie on 14.02. at 01:03
I used to do that to.
-YOUTUBE- on 14.02. at 01:03
ah c where perfect partners
TW Newbie on 14.02. at 01:05
lul, i don't think i have that much of an ego :p
TW Newbie on 14.02. at 01:09
You don't have many barbs near you :p
-YOUTUBE- on 14.02. at 01:11
my ego is what pushes me.
i actualy stated yester day and was not playing then my friend wanted me to play with him and he skyped me like 3 hours ago :D
TW Newbie on 14.02. at 01:13
Okay, i started yesterday to
-YOUTUBE- on 14.02. at 01:16
i started playing 3 hours ago that was my points but that has nothing to do with any thing.

so what worlds you from?
TW Newbie on 14.02. at 01:18
lots
-YOUTUBE- on 14.02. at 01:19
well then. em you get a lot of invites yet?
TW Newbie on 14.02. at 01:20
em some
-YOUTUBE- on 14.02. at 01:21
aw god your really hard to talk to.

also why don't you got skype on the comp you are on right now
TW Newbie on 14.02. at 01:22
Because it's not mine and the owner of it doesn't like stuff being downloaded onto it
TW Newbie on 14.02. at 01:22
and i'm not hard to talk to -_-
-YOUTUBE- on 14.02. at 22:26
hey :D new proposition. if you join i won't invite any one in your 15x15
TW Newbie on 14.02. at 22:28
I'm not looking to join any tribes atm, sorry.
-YOUTUBE- on 14.02. at 22:29
alright. well when you are give me a holar. :D want to be friends for now.
cuz you know i'm going to be rank 1 (or 2 since there is always a super super player in every k) in this k :D
TW Newbie on 14.02. at 22:30
lol, i know no such thing.
But sure, i'll be friends. :p
-YOUTUBE- on 14.02. at 22:31
alright. so you been getting a lot of invites.
TW Newbie on 14.02. at 22:33
Not really invites. But i been getting a few invite mails. :p
-YOUTUBE- on 14.02. at 22:35
i got a restart mail :D the guy is not very bright
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DeletedUser91782

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crystalball today at 21:38
do you want to get your tribe to join mine?

ThePoshGitWhoHatesChavs today at 21:40
No, K?

crystalball today at 21:44
k75
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LOL i couldnt stop laughing at this guy.

ThePoshGitWhoHatesChavs today at 17:51
Hey merli1006!
I was just wandering if you would re-start for me and i will re-pay you in any way i can, You see i like my personal space and ill send you resources and the best way to start up if you do this:
Settings - Start over - Put your password in
If you can do this you'd be such a sweetheart. :)

Thanks
<3

merli1006 today at 21:08
i have already done it i cannot do it for another 13 days and i am srry but i like this place it is close to my mom so that we can watch each others backs
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(rofl) Roflcopter
 
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DeletedUser95714

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legless187 said:
LOL i couldnt stop laughing at this guy.

ThePoshGitWhoHatesChavs today at 17:51
Hey merli1006!
I was just wandering if you would re-start for me and i will re-pay you in any way i can, You see i like my personal space and ill send you resources and the best way to start up if you do this:
Settings - Start over - Put your password in
If you can do this you'd be such a sweetheart.

Thanks
<3

merli1006 today at 21:08
i have already done it i cannot do it for another 13 days and i am srry but i like this place it is close to my mom so that we can watch each others backs
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(rofl) Roflcopter
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It's messages like this that make this game worthwhile........ I love it
 
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