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Well well well,
here we are two years into the world, and that bunch of unknowns called 1ns4n3 are somehow still alive and kicking. They were "too spread out",their name was too confusing, and they didn't have a conventional tag that everyone liked and that was easy on the eyes (proof that a name is what you make it, folks). They were too quiet on the forums, wouldn't last another month etc.... However, I think it's finally safe to say that, that little tribe known as the Crazy Muthas has been a force to be reckoned with here in w37.
I've heard a lot of tribes claim to be one of the sexiest tribes on .net, and all I can say is, they haven't seen nothing yet - wait until they get a load of us!
That being said, you don't last this long without "good people" and I think it's about time some of the lesser known 1ns4n3 members get some recognition - both new and old, and even some of those that are no longer with us.
In this thread you will get to know these guys very well and be able to put a name to the face.
- This idea was influenced by CLOROX. 1ns4n3 is a branch off of CLOROX, and the tribe was formed by ex "core" CLOROX members that basically went through hell, and went down with the ship. The most entertaining tribe I was ever a part of - you guys over there will always be missed! - but hey, after all we went through in w8, we aint doing too bad in w37! ha ha ha
1ns4n3 - meet the team:
merrick2
Also pictured is her twin sister feefs. - to the right in the picture. Yes, it looks like Merrick got all the good genes...
When I first met Merrick in w8, I thought she was a dude. Mainly because of how she carried herself, and how thick skinned she was as a leader. There are a lot of players these days treating tribal wars like e-harmony, and most of the time hitting on dudes that they think are chicks. I tell you, I've been playing with Merrick for a long time, and many don't know that she's actually a hot chick - mainly because she doesn't advertise it..
She was one of the worlds original leaders and; she is the only original duke still around. She also deserves credit for seeing promise in me and picking me as a co-duke - I think most would agree I've made some what of an impact in w37.
Occupation: She collects bat poop for a living (no joke).
Keep in mind Merrick has a bad side as well, here's recent photo captured in "real time" of her during a recent 1ns4n3 op:
Merrick2?
[spoil]
Fear the Brazilian goddess![/spoil]
AmishGangsta
Our Esteemed Warlord AmishGangsta is a canny tactician - here's a rather suave picture of him - one of his mommas favorite photos - graduating at Hogg roast University He's never looked so smart. Amish has been an 1ns4n3 leader from the very beginning of the world. Started out as the War baron, then became the diplomat.
Amish did have to take a break for a 3-4 month period in 2009 - let's just say the man wasn’t too kind to him -- to make a long story short, there was a little situation in the county, that involved Amish, border patrol, a truckload of moonshine and a bee-bee gun. Needless to say Amish was locked up for a bit, however, when he came back, he became the Co-duke of 1ns4n3, and has been a duke ever since.
Known for: Amish is notorious for posting drunken rants, and cursing at his tribe members. This is how the tribe has been able to stay together so long, due to the entrainment that surely follows after these rants.
Hobbies: chopping and stacking wood, not wearing deodorant, hanging out at grocery stores, drinking and driving in his buggy, and has been involved in many scuffles trying to smuggle moonshine into the country.
Occupation: Farmer, an Amish Gangsta, bootlegging moonshine
Family: 18 kids from 6 wives
Stotty2009
Nicknames: scotty, spotty, stotty too hotty, puffy stuffy- mainly because no one can spell his name right.
Before his career in TW had ever even thought of, "Stotty too hotty" was big into the backyard wrestling scene...
Hobbies include: freestyle break-dancing, thumb wrestling, swinging on swing-sets, pencil fighting, editing other peoples scripts
Elrojo
[1:42:22 AM] elrojo: my name is a curse!! Where does he come from? No-one knows. Fluent in swearing in 6 languages
MalboroRed
Unfortunately, this is all that is left from the malboro man - you'll notice I said malboro man, and not marlboro man. Yeah, the malboro man was a horrible speller. He couldn't even spell his own name right. Rest assured he bit the bullet at some point, think it was the chain smoking that kept him from lasting in w37.
[spoil]
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Hobbies: Smoking, riding horses
webinc
Meet webinc, webinc used to be be a repair man at Microsoft, however, he was fired when customers were complaining about having an enormous amount of spyware-porn popups, displaying on their machines. After further investigation, it was obvious someone was using these peoples computers to stash Amish porn for his internet business "Amish Girls Gone Wild" - it seems he had a porn addiction that led to him being fired.
[spoil]
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Hobbies: Microsoft certified, going 6-7 days without bathing
Occupation: Internet entrepreneur - as he calls it.
Zordo1
Zordo has a poem he wrote, he'd like to share (serious):
[spoil]A black man walks into a cafe
one early morning and noticed
that he was the only black man there.
As he sat down, he noticed a white
man behind him.
The white man said,
"Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go out in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you were born you were pink,"
"When you grew up you were white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go out in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerves to call me colored?!"
The black man then sat back down and
the white man walked away embarrassed...
Put this on your profile if you hate racism.[/spoil]
Hobbies: stealing grocery carts, writing poetry, panhandling, collecting things out of trash cans, smoking cigarette butts, taking it to the man
Occupation: Unemployed
Maggot:
I'd hate to get hit by that hand, seriously look at it.
Hobbies: collecting/breeding insects, coffee drinking
Occupation: Drill sergeant - Army
Hollowroot
Half man half tree legendary beast hollowroot resting before his next assault!
Hobbies: creating oxygen, checking out old ladies, doing whatever trees do...
Father Masvingo
Up for a gentle Confessional?
Occupation: preacher
Twoblackeyes
One of them seems to be getting brown now.
Twoblackeyes joined us from RL, he's takin' a licking and kept on ticking - I know he's beat up, but you should see the other guy - I can't find the other guy?!
Occupation: Undertaker
ibyg-monk3y
Be careful, he's a feisty little feller...
ok Monkey, we told you that a train needs to be 4 or 5 NOT 3!
Occupation: none, he's a monkey
Hobbies: doing what monkeys do, sling sh** at people!
Eddie Catflap
We're not sure why, but Eddie is a fanatic when it comes to cats.
As you can see here, Eddie likes to put cats through various challenges.... cats: being tossed in the water to see if they can swim, being put in a box and pushed down the stairs, and throwing cats off decks to see if they land on their feet, etc... These are all things Eddie seems to be devoting most of his time to these days.
[spoil]
[/spoil]
No animals were harmed in the process of me writing this, I swear!
Hobbies: terrorizing cats
Occupation: Veterinarian - specialty felines
Sire Rick
Ermm yeah, he's one of those dudes that gets way too involved in the games he plays - ie he thinks he's an actual real life paladin fighting for the princess. His hobby got so out of hand that, one day a co-worker was talking on the phone at work (talking to his brother) and Sire Rick thought he was talking to his girlfriend - a girl he had a crush on (that he'd never talked to), that sat across from his desk. He brought a sword to work and confronted the guy, and he then had to be escorted from the premises.
Hobbies: playing games like Oblivion/Morrowind, World of Warcraft, getting obsessed with females that don't know him.
Me010
OK, we get it bro, you're 10 years old!
Hobbies: collecting baseball cards, eating fireballs, hanging with mommy - he's also the reason Merrick gets mad at me for cussing on skype!
Hangintiga
Pull his tie!
CaptianPlum
He's not quite Captain Morgan - not even close! But he does get by with what little he has to work with - big things come in small packages, ladies
Hobbies: going on doggie walks, chasing cars/biting tires, eating treats until he gets sick, licking his butt
Duel Pasta
Nicknames: The Spaghetti monster
After his death, he has turned into a martyr of some sorts, from noodle lovers around the world. RAMEN. You can't prove he doesn't still exist so therefore he must.
Last seen: orbiting the earth
Edstersan and ijsbeer
Brothers from the same mother - they are attached at the hip - literally.
They've been multi-accounting for years; have been banned several times for asking questions to the in game mods - must be some sick questions ROFL.
pancho310 (aka lonestar) and SV Ostroski (aka Royal sidesaddle)
[spoil]
[/spoil]
Only two things that come out of Texas, steers and .... These two are Dallas Cowboys fans. I don't know how they've made it this far in my tribe (in fact, they may be gone as you're reading this thread) - I had to take a shot at the Cowboys - tee hee - I'm a Redskins fan.
Hobbies: Riding, shopping, cutting hair, listening to Justin Beiber, watching Dallas Cowboys highlights
Occupation: Hair stylists
Lauzel
Hobbies: Working out and more working out
Occupation: Works at a Gym
Cowwabunga
Ever heard the term turtle, floating around the pnp forums? Well, cowwabunga is a Ninja Turtle. He's someone we rely on quite frequently to bring cucumber sandwiches to our 1ns4n3 parties.
Hobbies: Eating: pizza, cucumber sandwiches, MMA, hanging out in sewers
Occupation: Super Hero
Whitebrow
AKA: Mr. White - He's one of the Reservoir Dogs: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvoKT481EmU).
If I wrote anything else about him here, I wouldn't have my hands to write these wonderful PNP threads!
Not Very Geordie
Hobbies: Taking care of his tooth - he has one tooth left that he wants to take special care of
Family: 36 kids from 18 different mothers.
He lives in a tailor park mansion btw:
[spoil]
[/spoil]
Occupation: Dentist
patches132005
He started with one patch, now he has like 100. He's been trying to quit smoking for years, and so far he hasn't been too successful.
--------------------
This PNP was brought to you by 1ns4n3 productions.
As always, remember to dominate responsibly - don't drink and play tribal wars, or you could wind up like me!
As always we'll leave you with a song: This one from Weird Al - many people don't know it, but I had my name before this song came out (I've been playing games that long). Weird Al ripped ME off! - imagine that, weird Al stealing from people!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg
AG
here we are two years into the world, and that bunch of unknowns called 1ns4n3 are somehow still alive and kicking. They were "too spread out",their name was too confusing, and they didn't have a conventional tag that everyone liked and that was easy on the eyes (proof that a name is what you make it, folks). They were too quiet on the forums, wouldn't last another month etc.... However, I think it's finally safe to say that, that little tribe known as the Crazy Muthas has been a force to be reckoned with here in w37.
I've heard a lot of tribes claim to be one of the sexiest tribes on .net, and all I can say is, they haven't seen nothing yet - wait until they get a load of us!
That being said, you don't last this long without "good people" and I think it's about time some of the lesser known 1ns4n3 members get some recognition - both new and old, and even some of those that are no longer with us.
In this thread you will get to know these guys very well and be able to put a name to the face.
- This idea was influenced by CLOROX. 1ns4n3 is a branch off of CLOROX, and the tribe was formed by ex "core" CLOROX members that basically went through hell, and went down with the ship. The most entertaining tribe I was ever a part of - you guys over there will always be missed! - but hey, after all we went through in w8, we aint doing too bad in w37! ha ha ha
1ns4n3 - meet the team:
merrick2
Also pictured is her twin sister feefs. - to the right in the picture. Yes, it looks like Merrick got all the good genes...
When I first met Merrick in w8, I thought she was a dude. Mainly because of how she carried herself, and how thick skinned she was as a leader. There are a lot of players these days treating tribal wars like e-harmony, and most of the time hitting on dudes that they think are chicks. I tell you, I've been playing with Merrick for a long time, and many don't know that she's actually a hot chick - mainly because she doesn't advertise it..
She was one of the worlds original leaders and; she is the only original duke still around. She also deserves credit for seeing promise in me and picking me as a co-duke - I think most would agree I've made some what of an impact in w37.
Occupation: She collects bat poop for a living (no joke).
Keep in mind Merrick has a bad side as well, here's recent photo captured in "real time" of her during a recent 1ns4n3 op:
Merrick2?
[spoil]
AmishGangsta
Our Esteemed Warlord AmishGangsta is a canny tactician - here's a rather suave picture of him - one of his mommas favorite photos - graduating at Hogg roast University He's never looked so smart. Amish has been an 1ns4n3 leader from the very beginning of the world. Started out as the War baron, then became the diplomat.
Amish did have to take a break for a 3-4 month period in 2009 - let's just say the man wasn’t too kind to him -- to make a long story short, there was a little situation in the county, that involved Amish, border patrol, a truckload of moonshine and a bee-bee gun. Needless to say Amish was locked up for a bit, however, when he came back, he became the Co-duke of 1ns4n3, and has been a duke ever since.
Known for: Amish is notorious for posting drunken rants, and cursing at his tribe members. This is how the tribe has been able to stay together so long, due to the entrainment that surely follows after these rants.
Hobbies: chopping and stacking wood, not wearing deodorant, hanging out at grocery stores, drinking and driving in his buggy, and has been involved in many scuffles trying to smuggle moonshine into the country.
Occupation: Farmer, an Amish Gangsta, bootlegging moonshine
Family: 18 kids from 6 wives
Stotty2009
Nicknames: scotty, spotty, stotty too hotty, puffy stuffy- mainly because no one can spell his name right.
Before his career in TW had ever even thought of, "Stotty too hotty" was big into the backyard wrestling scene...
Hobbies include: freestyle break-dancing, thumb wrestling, swinging on swing-sets, pencil fighting, editing other peoples scripts
Elrojo
[1:42:22 AM] elrojo: my name is a curse!! Where does he come from? No-one knows. Fluent in swearing in 6 languages
MalboroRed
Unfortunately, this is all that is left from the malboro man - you'll notice I said malboro man, and not marlboro man. Yeah, the malboro man was a horrible speller. He couldn't even spell his own name right. Rest assured he bit the bullet at some point, think it was the chain smoking that kept him from lasting in w37.
[spoil]
Hobbies: Smoking, riding horses
webinc
Meet webinc, webinc used to be be a repair man at Microsoft, however, he was fired when customers were complaining about having an enormous amount of spyware-porn popups, displaying on their machines. After further investigation, it was obvious someone was using these peoples computers to stash Amish porn for his internet business "Amish Girls Gone Wild" - it seems he had a porn addiction that led to him being fired.
[spoil]
Hobbies: Microsoft certified, going 6-7 days without bathing
Occupation: Internet entrepreneur - as he calls it.
Zordo1
Zordo has a poem he wrote, he'd like to share (serious):
[spoil]A black man walks into a cafe
one early morning and noticed
that he was the only black man there.
As he sat down, he noticed a white
man behind him.
The white man said,
"Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go out in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you were born you were pink,"
"When you grew up you were white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go out in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerves to call me colored?!"
The black man then sat back down and
the white man walked away embarrassed...
Put this on your profile if you hate racism.[/spoil]
Hobbies: stealing grocery carts, writing poetry, panhandling, collecting things out of trash cans, smoking cigarette butts, taking it to the man
Occupation: Unemployed
Maggot:
I'd hate to get hit by that hand, seriously look at it.
Hobbies: collecting/breeding insects, coffee drinking
Occupation: Drill sergeant - Army
Hollowroot
Half man half tree legendary beast hollowroot resting before his next assault!
Hobbies: creating oxygen, checking out old ladies, doing whatever trees do...
Father Masvingo
Up for a gentle Confessional?
Occupation: preacher
Twoblackeyes
One of them seems to be getting brown now.
Twoblackeyes joined us from RL, he's takin' a licking and kept on ticking - I know he's beat up, but you should see the other guy - I can't find the other guy?!
Occupation: Undertaker
ibyg-monk3y
Be careful, he's a feisty little feller...
ok Monkey, we told you that a train needs to be 4 or 5 NOT 3!
Occupation: none, he's a monkey
Hobbies: doing what monkeys do, sling sh** at people!
Eddie Catflap
We're not sure why, but Eddie is a fanatic when it comes to cats.
As you can see here, Eddie likes to put cats through various challenges.... cats: being tossed in the water to see if they can swim, being put in a box and pushed down the stairs, and throwing cats off decks to see if they land on their feet, etc... These are all things Eddie seems to be devoting most of his time to these days.
[spoil]
[/spoil]
No animals were harmed in the process of me writing this, I swear!
Hobbies: terrorizing cats
Occupation: Veterinarian - specialty felines
Sire Rick
Ermm yeah, he's one of those dudes that gets way too involved in the games he plays - ie he thinks he's an actual real life paladin fighting for the princess. His hobby got so out of hand that, one day a co-worker was talking on the phone at work (talking to his brother) and Sire Rick thought he was talking to his girlfriend - a girl he had a crush on (that he'd never talked to), that sat across from his desk. He brought a sword to work and confronted the guy, and he then had to be escorted from the premises.
Hobbies: playing games like Oblivion/Morrowind, World of Warcraft, getting obsessed with females that don't know him.
Me010
OK, we get it bro, you're 10 years old!
Hobbies: collecting baseball cards, eating fireballs, hanging with mommy - he's also the reason Merrick gets mad at me for cussing on skype!
Hangintiga
Pull his tie!
CaptianPlum
He's not quite Captain Morgan - not even close! But he does get by with what little he has to work with - big things come in small packages, ladies
Hobbies: going on doggie walks, chasing cars/biting tires, eating treats until he gets sick, licking his butt
Duel Pasta
Nicknames: The Spaghetti monster
After his death, he has turned into a martyr of some sorts, from noodle lovers around the world. RAMEN. You can't prove he doesn't still exist so therefore he must.
Last seen: orbiting the earth
Edstersan and ijsbeer
Brothers from the same mother - they are attached at the hip - literally.
They've been multi-accounting for years; have been banned several times for asking questions to the in game mods - must be some sick questions ROFL.
pancho310 (aka lonestar) and SV Ostroski (aka Royal sidesaddle)
[spoil]
Only two things that come out of Texas, steers and .... These two are Dallas Cowboys fans. I don't know how they've made it this far in my tribe (in fact, they may be gone as you're reading this thread) - I had to take a shot at the Cowboys - tee hee - I'm a Redskins fan
.Hobbies: Riding, shopping, cutting hair, listening to Justin Beiber, watching Dallas Cowboys highlights
Occupation: Hair stylists
Lauzel
Hobbies: Working out and more working out
Occupation: Works at a Gym
Cowwabunga
Ever heard the term turtle, floating around the pnp forums? Well, cowwabunga is a Ninja Turtle. He's someone we rely on quite frequently to bring cucumber sandwiches to our 1ns4n3 parties.
Hobbies: Eating: pizza, cucumber sandwiches, MMA, hanging out in sewers
Occupation: Super Hero
Whitebrow
AKA: Mr. White - He's one of the Reservoir Dogs: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvoKT481EmU).
If I wrote anything else about him here, I wouldn't have my hands to write these wonderful PNP threads!
Not Very Geordie
Hobbies: Taking care of his tooth - he has one tooth left that he wants to take special care of
Family: 36 kids from 18 different mothers.
He lives in a tailor park mansion btw:
[spoil]
Occupation: Dentist
patches132005
He started with one patch, now he has like 100. He's been trying to quit smoking for years, and so far he hasn't been too successful.
--------------------
This PNP was brought to you by 1ns4n3 productions.
As always, remember to dominate responsibly - don't drink and play tribal wars, or you could wind up like me!
As always we'll leave you with a song: This one from Weird Al - many people don't know it, but I had my name before this song came out (I've been playing games that long). Weird Al ripped ME off! - imagine that, weird Al stealing from people!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg
AG
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