Funny in-game Mail.

DeletedUser

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Technically it's not a mail, but I had to share, what is the saying ? Don't take a knife to a gun fight ?

Or if you are going to declare war make sure you have the goods ...

First of all, a bit of smack talk to motivate the troops ! This is the duke who annoyingly seems to think we are all deaf so keeps the caps lock on 90% of the time ...

[spoil]LLOYD123-8 today at 02:20

THIS TIME WE WILL GET RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL

LLOYD123-8 today at 10:55

THIS TIME WERE GONNA TAKE IT SERIOUS[/spoil]

An epic declaration ...

[spoil]The tribe is now at war with MOJO!

War name: i gave you a chance

Declaration:
we wont stop till you all beg[/spoil]

Then a cunning plan ...

[spoil]LLOYD123-8 today at 02:54

can every ine send fakes just oline axe r ram soon as they see this to any mojo player and keep doing so till further notice[/spoil]

Unleash the dogs of war ! :axemen:

[spoil]Remember Night today at 03:47

As You all know I am the newly Appointed War Commander Of this tribe. I am going to start an operation against them. I need to know who is offense and who is defense. What that do u all have. No one is to post their troops numbers in the forums. Just message me what they have. So that i can sort out the Operation.

EVERY ONE IS TO RESPOND TO THIS. NEGLECTING THIS WILL RESULT IN THE LOSS OF THE TRIBE AND UR VILLAGE.

EVERYONE IS TO MESSAGE ME WHAT THEY HAVE SO THAT I CAN SORT OUT THE OPERATION

-Remember Night

buddha31 today at 03:50

Defense, with some offense

rambo54321 today at 04:48

defensive town here

Wild wolves today at 06:57

more defense

yadaime789 today at 07:37

defense

silversteams today at 07:37

defense

Mr.Sneaky. today at 07:49

defence.

naps7 today at 08:32

Defense with scout!

bcfcrule11 today at 08:39

Sent my troop count.

Remember Night today at 08:41

People mail me your troop counts.

-Remember Night

LLOYD123-8 today at 10:54

has any one got ANY OFFENCE[/spoil]

Onward to victory ! :icon_redface:
 

DeletedUser

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Defense is good unless you actually want to take villages. Lol

So how would he follow through with the threat if nobody has offense to take a village from a member who doesn't respond?
 

DeletedUser104590

Guest
Reading that,

the bit I enjoyed was they declared war

Then said lets see who if offensive and who is defensive :s

Great planning a head :)
 

DeletedUser27

Guest
Onward to victory ! :icon_redface:

Loved this part :lol:

flexition on 20.03. at 21:24
Why are you attacking??
Me on 21.03. at 06:40
You declared war on us.
flexition on 21.03. at 12:41
oh ok well this is some one else account sitting him and he was in a diffrent tribe but thanks for letting me know mate.

Then I read
flexition on 22.03. at 21:29
recall your troops please as i have left nation to a far more powerful tribe...

My attack
Duration: 141:40:55
Arrival in: 19:29:57...

Recall my troops ??

umadbro
 
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DeletedUser

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This is a mail between me and Mynamewasstolen.

Crystalized on 31.03. at 09:16
I took this village and saw 5 incomings from u.

I wanted to know why u r attacking this person. U r too far away from him.


Village: [coord]474|413[/coord]

Stolen [coord]654|542[/coord] --> Arrival time: Apr 02, 2012 08:34:19:683 [player]Mynamewasstolen[/player]
Dragon [coord]650|542[/coord] --> Arrival time: Apr 02, 2012 08:45:27:351 [player]Mynamewasstolen[/player]
Stolen [coord]662|540[/coord] --> Arrival time: Apr 02, 2012 11:13:33:910 [player]Mynamewasstolen[/player]
Dragon [coord]642|598[/coord] --> Arrival time: Apr 02, 2012 22:26:21:165 [player]Mynamewasstolen[/player]
Dragon [coord]666|506[/coord] --> Arrival time: Apr 02, 2012 23:06:01:237 [player]Mynamewasstolen[/player]

Mynamewasstolen on 31.03. at 10:33
I thought you guys needed help

Mynamewasstolen on 31.03. at 10:57
Why did you attack him?

Crystalized on 31.03. at 10:59
to noble him.

We Oped [ally]N.E[/ally].

Mynamewasstolen on 31.03. at 11:00
Do you only think of yourself?

Clearly you should have mailed before nobling in my area, i mean cross noblings a bitch

Crystalized on 31.03. at 11:04
Seriously, i would like to know, why u attack him 70-80 hrs away?

Mynamewasstolen on 31.03. at 11:06
i gave you 2 reasons

1 its my area

2 you need the help

Why dont you think up a reason if mine arent good enough.

WHy didnt you mail before nobling in my area this would never of happened

Crystalized on 31.03. at 11:08
if u do not want to share the reason thats fine.

CU. :)

Mynamewasstolen on 31.03. at 11:09
I already have

IM NOBLING HIM

Mynamewasstolen on 31.03. at 11:15
To be honest i want to take a village up there and noble a friend of yours who challenge me to a fight in the forum

it was a good plan until riot opped the village i had chosen to start the fight with.

Crystalized on 31.03. at 11:19
OH.

Nice.

:)

Mynamewasstolen on 31.03. at 11:20
Do you want to let me have it and fight that player?

Crystalized on 31.03. at 11:22
BTW i would rather leave the noob challenge me and do not care for them.

I do not have that villagfe now it is now recapped by [player]extremelove[/player].

Mynamewasstolen on 31.03. at 11:23
it wasnt that noob who challenged me, the noob who challenged me is 200k and will not be expecting me to act.

Crystalized on 31.03. at 11:27
I know Xtremelove is not in riot.

00K player in riot near their is [player]Tepsudes[/player] or me. :)

Mynamewasstolen on 31.03. at 11:29
i nobled a bit far north by mistake looking at the map, i thought he was closer

but its neither of you 2.

Crystalized on 31.03. at 11:30
fine.

Mynamewasstolen on 31.03. at 11:31
if i get the village ill make it known to him im up there lol

this is if im telling you the truth and not spouting crap though

Crystalized on 31.03. at 11:32
if u tell him he might help u get a village near u and than u guys can have fun.

Mynamewasstolen on 31.03. at 11:33
he wouldnt or if he did he would put a noble a few ms after mine and will have plenty of oppertunity to do so.

Crystalized on 31.03. at 11:38
u have not sent support with ur attacks so how u r going to defend the village in the first place.

Mynamewasstolen on 31.03. at 11:39
its still not time to send if i am sending d

Crystalized on 31.03. at 11:53
ok.

Mynamewasstolen on 31.03. at 12:13
you can always support me

i always have a place for your troops in my village.

Crystalized on 31.03. at 12:15
thanks. :)

Mynamewasstolen on 31.03. at 13:01
as we talked a little i was wondering do you want to be my morale basher?

Crystalized on 31.03. at 14:53
I am not going to accept u as my moral basher since u troll a lot. :)

Mynamewasstolen on 31.03. at 14:54
YOu be my morale basher

I need one in that area and you would be perfect for me

you get my protection

Crystalized on 31.03. at 15:02
I have an offer for u, why dont u gift ur villages to me. that way u know ur villages are in the wrong hand.

Mynamewasstolen on 31.03. at 15:03
ok i agree i should gift some to you

send your train i let them pass hnoest.

Crystalized on 31.03. at 15:04
How many villages u have above 1K?

Mynamewasstolen on 31.03. at 15:06
47

soon to be 50

Crystalized on 31.03. at 15:29
and how many villages u have below 1K?

Mynamewasstolen on 31.03. at 16:23
0

Crystalized on 31.03. at 17:06
thats the problem. I only want to noble villages below 1K, than develop them to 12K. :)

Mynamewasstolen on 31.03. at 17:07
i can demolish for you

Crystalized on 31.03. at 17:08
Please do that when they are below 1K i would noble them. ;)

Mynamewasstolen on 31.03. at 17:09
i noble a 500 pointer later today you want that?

Crystalized on 31.03. at 17:13
please send me the coordinates.

Mynamewasstolen on 31.03. at 17:52
[coord]487|420[/coord]

when i said i sent long range trains to your areas i ment it

Crystalized on 31.03. at 17:53
ok.

Mynamewasstolen on 31.03. at 17:54
they hit at 23.05 tonight about

Mynamewasstolen on 31.03. at 19:56
do you want to merge into me?

Crystalized on 31.03. at 21:21
No.

I took the below 1K village. [coord]491|436[/coord]

Mynamewasstolen on 31.03. at 22:00
I see you like to live dangerously, like the challenge of a fight.

Mynamewasstolen on 01.04. at 21:28
xShazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd

can i merge into you as you are a great player/

Crystalized on 01.04. at 21:30
No. Simply because u said i am a great player. If u had said i am the greatest player I might have considered it. ;P

xshahzad

Mynamewasstolen on 01.04. at 21:32
Id have thought it was i couldnt get your name right but thats only because im stumbling in your greatness.

I hope to be your neighbour then we can be friends but somebody took the village and me doesnt think ill get it.

Mynamewasstolen today at 13:10
he stopped my nobles :(

you will help me get another since we are p.as

Crystalized today at 13:26
We are not PA's. :)

Mynamewasstolen today at 13:29
Well i was trying to treat you as an equal but if you want me to be politically correct i am your master and you are my slave.

Does that make you feel better now?

Crystalized today at 13:40
I am the greatest Player, and u r a noob. Do u think u can slave me. :)

Mynamewasstolen today at 13:43
I thought i already had?

Am i going to have to come up there and spank you down to size?

This is not the kind of thing my morale bashers are supposed to do, i mean first 1 and then they all will follow, your putting the world into chaos upsetting the balance of nature like this.

So how about we come to a compromise 1 of your villages for me to go easy on you...

Crystalized today at 13:47
Compromise would be great. :)

Mynamewasstolen today at 13:47
so you will gift me a village ill get ready to send my nobles

Crystalized today at 13:52
I agree to compromise so u go easy on me. ;)

So Just let me stack a village for u so u can take it easiily. :)

Mynamewasstolen today at 13:59
ok that sounds great, do you want me to teach you how to stack or do you think you got it sorted?

Can i pick the village?

Crystalized today at 14:03
Please teach me that. I am greatest player but u know sometimes an Child can teach an old man it happens.

No i would tell u which village.

Mynamewasstolen today at 14:07
Ok then pick the village

Ok you get all the troops you have and place in the village

I know you dont build many troops but if you ad the 100 spear per village then you have 2000 and its seriously almost unbeatable.

Crystalized today at 14:10
[coord]496|434[/coord].

100 spears is too much. I do not have that much spear since it is not a farming world. In farming world u need spears for faming. :)

Mynamewasstolen today at 14:13
you can farm here ok i send when i rebuild xtreme terror killed them

noble him for me?

Crystalized today at 14:17
he is a pro. he can snipe.

Nobling him is impossible.

Mynamewasstolen today at 14:19
what if you sent a million fakes?

Crystalized today at 14:21
do u think i have million rams. I hardly have 1 ram per village for faking. ;)

Mynamewasstolen today at 14:48
well what about your tribemates?

I lend you my whole army

20 rams

Crystalized today at 15:33
I think i am with the higest troops count. Others are just pointwoovers. i keep telling them that troops wins wars not points. But they just want to have a higher ranking. I guess they are like u.

Mynamewasstolen today at 15:35
Yes but you is the body guard and im the celebrity

you protect me with your troops while i sit pretty at the top.

Crystalized today at 15:37
I guess this is quite good enough for Funny ingma mails. Nice trolling with you.

Have fun. :)

http://forum.tribalwars.net/showthread.php?t=249417

Thanks

xshahzad
 

DeletedUser

Guest
shaz no fair you missed out the talks about you in those sexy outfits doing burlesque dancing for me

That was the best bit.
 

DeletedUser98628

Guest
I just randomly supported someone when I was bored with 30 spearmen.

ShadowMan456 on 27.03. at 01:58
Thank you, Blakey2782, for your kind support. I don't think anyone has supported me for a long time. I am sorry that I have disappointed you. I am sorry my defenses were not strong enough to keep Kilika alive. If I were still at full power, I would not need your support. I would probably be the one supporting you. I swear on the blood of my fellow teamates, I will grow powerful. So powerful that sandra7 and all else who provoke us will fall trembling at our feat! I thank you, Blakey2782. I thank you for bringing me hope.
Sincerely,
ShadowMan456
 

DeletedUser98628

Guest
This guy is silly!


ShadowMan456 on 24.03. at 17:39
Dear fellow Shadow Knights,
I have grave news. As of today, I will probably be wiped off the face of World 61. A large force, summoned by sandra17, has come to my doorstep. I do not know if any of you care, but I will not be able to make it. Henceforth, I am giving Nitro650, the second strongest Knight, the throne. Do not try to support me. This enemy is far greater and more menacing than you could have ever imagined. I doubt that is any of your wills, but if it is, do not throw your men away. I wish that all of you will help the tribe grow and prosper so that each of you will be feared. One of these days, when I am strong enough, I will attempt to join you again. Please! Here my words! Survive, my bretheren. Survive, and show the banner of the Shadow Knights the holy warmth of glory! These are the last words of the king of the former village Kilika.
Remember me,
ShadowMan456

Ten minutes later...

ShadowMan456 on 24.03. at 18:01
Shadow Knights...
I have returned to you. I will not command anyone until I become stronger than Nitro650. Till then, I pray that he wil rule with justice. With my new village of Rabanastre, I hope that I will return to the strength I once knew long ago...
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Reading the xshahzad and mnws convo wasted several minutes of my life! :icon_eek:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
@blakey 2782: That is the funniest thing! What continent is this in?
 

DeletedUser

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Narcobar today at 21:56
Don't attack me..

Nyan Ewok today at 21:59
Why?

Narcobar today at 21:59
Im not an enemy..

Nyan Ewok today at 22:00
You are not an ally either.

Narcobar today at 22:00
Let me survive the game..

Nyan Ewok today at 22:02
Why?

Narcobar today at 22:03
This is my only recreation..

Nyan Ewok today at 22:05
That is not my problem. The fact that you just nobled one of my farms is a problem for me though.

Narcobar today at 22:07
Im very sorry about that.. I just like to grow..

Nyan Ewok today at 22:10
And I like to destroy the hopes and dreams of small children.

Narcobar today at 22:11
Oh my God! Ok Ok...

..
 

DeletedUser

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Oh no! Nobling a farm on a limited hauls world.

ps AWEFUL funny IGM
 
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