Funny in-game mails

DeletedUser

Guest
You all know how it works, just post your funniest in-game mails here and amuse the community :icon_biggrin:

Got this from my quest mail which I decided to send to my closest neighbor:

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The Supervisor May 27,2013 11:03
Luckily I´m not a hater.

-Ari

Haters Gonna Hate. May 27,2013 11:07
Nice try but i know you are

The Supervisor May 27,2013 11:09
Then tell me what do I hate?

Haters Gonna Hate. May 27,2013 11:10
Your boss

The Supervisor May 27,2013 11:10
I don´t have a boss. But hey, nice try.

Haters Gonna Hate. May 27,2013 11:11
Well how old are you?
Your gender?
Your country ?

The Supervisor May 27,2013 11:12
Whoa, sorry I´m not looking for an online date, nor any friends.

Haters Gonna Hate. May 27,2013 11:14
Then you hate "Online date" and you afraid to make new friends because you don't trust new people.

The Supervisor May 27,2013 11:19
Another wild assumption. I can talk to you if that´s what you want but you´re just another red dot on the map.

Hate is such a strong word and shouldn´t be used so carelessly.

Haters Gonna Hate. May 27,2013 11:25
Do i care ? :D

The Supervisor May 27,2013 11:25
I don´t care.
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DeletedUser

Guest
Decent mail so early on... i have yet to receive one though im not really play un till tomorrow when i will restart so i might go and try and get some though
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Got a couple ones! First one is when troll meets troll and then I just make him forget about the trolling by trolling harder.

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mark love her May 27,2013 16:34
thought your a member of our tribe.:) hi duke hows it going?


xMpGrand May 27,2013 16:36
HEY MAN! omg how have you been?!


mark love her May 27,2013 16:38
hahaha.im fine thank u.so how's the place?.feel compy?


xMpGrand May 27,2013 16:40
The place is nice.. How did you know I just got a new house?!


mark love her May 27,2013 16:44
from a friend,i want to visit there,but its too early for my ponies to reach u.hey bud maybe this is a destiny that we meet again maybe its time for us to maintain our blood alliance?lol


xMpGrand May 27,2013 16:45
Bro I know what you mean.. Isn't it annoying when you REALLLYYYY wanna go to the rainbow but your ponies tell you its to early... like WHAT?! #buzzkill


mark love her May 27,2013 16:47
yes,its too annoying,so what can u say about our PA?.interested?


xMpGrand May 27,2013 16:52
idk man... i don't think I can do it. My dad said I was a failure....


mark love her May 27,2013 16:55
Nah.Tsk**seriusly?.
Coz if that's a serius ill tel u my RL story.


i understand u mate,my dad also told me that im gonna live as a poor,but i graduated in engineering not by them but God.


xMpGrand May 27,2013 16:59
I feel you dude.. but idk what to do. Everything I do he just shoots me down and makes me feel sad all the time... I used to think that My Little Pony was real and when i asked for one for christmas he actually hit me.. I was only 8


mark love her May 27,2013 17:06
dont let anybody that u cant do it,whoever they are,we can mate,as long as we have breath in our breast,as long as we see the light of the sun.umm let me introduce to you this guy.have time to watch it.


dont wori mate,im here if u feel sad.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjbX6mDnMwM
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bobberty3 May 27,2013 16:31
Freind invite.
Do i now you


xMpGrand May 27,2013 16:31
Yeah man you don't remember me?!


bobberty3 May 27,2013 16:33
Im sorry.
I've got alot of stuff going on.
Can u send me.our convo


xMpGrand May 27,2013 16:35
Oh I don't have the convo anymore cuz it was on W68 and I'm not on that world anymore :( We were in the same tribe!


bobberty3 May 27,2013 16:36
Dukes


xMpGrand May 27,2013 16:39
Nononono. Here to raise Hell! How could you not remember man. That hurts me :(


bobberty3 May 27,2013 16:42
Sorry mate i have alot of stuff on my mind


xMpGrand May 27,2013 16:43
What's wrong?! You can tell me anything! My mom says that I was always the best listener. Whenever she complained about my dad beating her I never ignored her, I was there for her.


bobberty3 May 27,2013 16:46
Tribe stuff mate. Itll be good in a week


xMpGrand May 27,2013 16:51
Do you promise me? Cuz now I'm worrying about you.


bobberty3 May 27,2013 16:53
Yes lol.
I've been putting alot of time in finding the right members


xMpGrand May 27,2013 16:57
I know what you mean. If you get one bad unicorn your whole pack could lose their horns and then you gotta start all over again!


bobberty3 May 27,2013 16:59
Im not starting over


xMpGrand May 27,2013 17:00
That's what I like to hear! You think positive and great things will happen man. I'm telling you!
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DeletedUser

Guest
^^^^^ both are really funny aha nice trolling keep it up. i'm going to start in a bit
 

DeletedUser

Guest
how do people let tribe stuff get to them.... like damn.
 

hanibalii

Guest
------- May 26,2013 01:16
want to join?




franca22 May 26,2013 01:21
Desculpa mas por agora não...
E principalmente por pareceres multi conta!




Sorry but for now the answer is no!
The reason is that i think you are multi account!
 

DeletedUser

Guest
My mail has been superb, but I don't have the capacity to be bothered to get it up. But I assure it is superb. :icon_rolleyes:
 

Ripfin

Guest
Got me a funny mail or funny to me, guess she don't know me:

Hello,

You have the unfortient Luck of landing in my 9x9. I am an Active Old school player who has been playing this game over 7 years.

Now, in order to keep you from waisting your time, Would you be up for restarting?

In return i will get you invited to my PREMADE tribe Where the experienced players here will help you learn the game, and Grow as a player.

Everyone of us has been playing For Multiple worlds, and have proven ourselves many of us Quickly reaching Top 10 in the world and holding the position. Even Well at war with tribes much bigger then us.

Again, I am trying to Prevent Both of us from wasting our time, I personally Like helping newer players reach my skill level. But it would be better if said person was not in my 9x9.


Thanks in advance,
Sarah

*P.S Feel free to reply with any questions.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
ahha ripfin whats your IGN??? i know the person that sent you that and i bet im like next to you...
 

DeletedUser110464

Guest
My tribe has a ton of these that are really good...but what do you expect from porn stars and models? We could start posting some of them later I'm sure...
 

DeletedUser100669

Guest
Earl. said:
My tribe has a ton of these that are really good...but what do you expect from porn stars and models? We could start posting some of them later I'm sure...
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Rather post pictures of the pornstars and models
 

DeletedUser

Guest
NukeProof May 27,2013 10:57
I would just like to mail you to tell you, I'm a big fan and have touched myself to you many a time.

Many thanks for those wonderful seconds you have granted me.

- Your #1 Fan.

Faye Reagan May 27,2013 11:26
Good to know sexy man ;)

Faye

NukeProof May 27,2013 11:28
Give me some signed villages. It would be appreciated.

Faye Reagan May 27,2013 11:34
I give you permission to name your village in my honour ;)

Faye

NukeProof May 27,2013 11:40
Thank you. One quick question where do you stand on ANL? I personally think it's encouraging to others seeing that black people tried to make a difference and be able to to what they wanted.

Faye Reagan May 27,2013 11:47
I love [ally]ANL[/ally]

Faye

NukeProof May 27,2013 11:48
I would say I love it I personally haven't experienced it. I'm surprised you have how old are you?

NukeProof May 27,2013 11:48
Wait we are talking about the same thing right?

NukeProof May 27,2013 11:49
The American Negro League?

NukeProof May 27,2013 11:49
The black baseball league created in the 1930's?

Faye Reagan May 27,2013 11:50
I was talking about my amazing tribe filled with my co-workers and best friends ;) ;)

Faye

NukeProof May 27,2013 11:53
Oh. Well i'll be damned. I'm sorry then. I should of realised a lady of your profession probably doesn't have time to take about baseball. You need to keep focused with the balls of your own sport first.

Faye Reagan May 27,2013 12:13
Mate i have a very specific skill set ;) Working with the balls in my sport requires special skills ;)

Faye

NukeProof May 27,2013 12:15
How many years of practice?

Faye Reagan May 27,2013 12:19
going on 6 soon ;)

NukeProof May 27,2013 12:21
You must be getting tired perfecting your skills then surely?

NukeProof May 27,2013 12:22
Oh shit why'd you have to go and restart by me :O

Faye Reagan May 27,2013 12:24
You can never be too good ;)

Hahahahahahahahahaha i didnt even mean too :p Gosh im so silly!

NukeProof May 27,2013 12:25
Well, this may be interesting.

Faye Reagan May 27,2013 12:30
If you be nice to me I'll send you pictures of my villages

NukeProof May 27,2013 12:36
Which one the left or the right?

Faye Reagan May 27,2013 12:38
Strangely i only have 1 right now :O

NukeProof May 27,2013 12:38
Woah only one?... I don't know if I feel comfortable talking to you right now then.

Faye Reagan May 27,2013 12:46
Dont worry there will be a second one soon :O
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Gosh all these silly boys <3
 
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