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This is the story of an eager young player called Lord Teemo situated roughly in the center of K54. In this tale, we explore how loneliness, disillusionment and an inflated sense of self worth drives a boy to narcissistic extremes!
But to understand the boy behind the name, we must go back to where it all began; in a harmless message I received one late evening.
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Bored and intrigued I engaged in friendly conversation.
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He seemed like a decent bloke, and his village looked nicely built up so I decided to lay on some charm and try recruiting him!
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The conversation ensued, we gossiped about this and that. I even pulled out the patented 1-2-3 recruitment strategy!
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At this point, things took an interesting turn.
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So he claims to have a secret society! And even drops some bombs saying I'm not protected from it!
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Definitely a bold move by this Lord Teemo!
The following is the first conversation he forwarded to me. It's what started his self proclaimed secret society. To briefly introduce it. He messaged his neighbour, Hanibal threatening him to restart. When the conversation doesn't go as planned, Teemo retracts his threats and tries desperately to seek forgiveness. Kudos to Hanibal for playing this one well!
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At this point, Teemo proceeds to spam all his other neighbours to find help to take down this insubordinate Hanibal!
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When Teemo forwarded this message to me, he boldly said to my face that if he joined my tribe he'd have all the top tribes "infected". Now... I don't even know how to respond to this. He expects me to knowingly accept him on board while knowing what his selfish narcissistic intentions are? I was baffled to say the least!
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We now move on to yet another message he sent off to another neighbour. Boy, he definitely dislikes his Hanibal fellow! Based on his scale of hatred, I wonder what he's got in store for me lol =)
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At this point you may be getting confused! There's so many names, tribes, and convos and this story is evolving into quite the complicated tale. Fear not, I will try to summarize.
1. Teemo approached me with a harmless message.
2. I tried inviting him.
3. It escalated to him forwarding me a lot of messages about his secret society and how he wants to take down this Hanibal.
At this point, Venum, who he was trying to get into rejected him. His temporary tribe while trying to get in, Infect, kicked him out. So at this point he came to me saying he'd gladly join Delta.
So I had a good laugh and went to bed. And in the morning when I checked my inbox I had several messages alerting me of this potentially harmful Teemo!
From Infect's leader: [spoil]
He also forwarded the following messages Teemo had sent him. Here we just see that there is no end to how ridiculous this player gets!
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So we covered Teemo's epic downfall from his supposed infection of all top tribes of K54, to being rejected everywhere he goes. But there is still a loose end we need to cover. What happened to Hanibal? Did Teemo at least get his wish and get the ultimate revenge on his most despised enemy?
Death Omen666 the co-duke of ~HH~ sent me this long message depicting what went down following Hanibal's decision to join ~HH~.
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If you've made it this far in my cautionary tale, I must congratulate you. I tried making this unavoidably long story as interesting as possible and I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed experiencing it!
However, before I can end this, I must leave you with one final segment. And no I did not cut out the bits where I replied. This is Lord Teemo at its finest.
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The end!
But to understand the boy behind the name, we must go back to where it all began; in a harmless message I received one late evening.
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Bored and intrigued I engaged in friendly conversation.
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[/spoil]Owen Hargreaves Sep 19,2013 20:18
lol, and you are?
Lord Teemo Sep 19,2013 20:21
A cute fluffy hamster :3
Lord Teemo Sep 19,2013 20:21
Or, just check my profile to find out all about me if you want.
Owen Hargreaves Sep 19,2013 20:37
Yeh, I can tell your a teemo fanboy haha, but in a tw context..?
Lord Teemo Sep 19,2013 22:27
Haha, I'm not a fanboy. I am Teemo.
;p
Owen Hargreaves Sep 19,2013 22:29
Just like I'm not a fanboy of Owen Hargreaves... i AM Owen Hargreaves!
Am i right or am i right?
Lord Teemo Sep 19,2013 22:30
Your sir are a genius!
He seemed like a decent bloke, and his village looked nicely built up so I decided to lay on some charm and try recruiting him!
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[/spoil]Owen Hargreaves Sep 19,2013 22:31
haha you'd have fun in our tribe, too bad you're in Infect
Lord Teemo Sep 19,2013 22:32
I'm only here until Venum accepts me i already explained that to the recruiter who got me. What's so bad about them anyways?
Owen Hargreaves Sep 19,2013 22:57
I never said there was anything bad about them, it was just my passive aggressive way to invite you to Delta haha.
The conversation ensued, we gossiped about this and that. I even pulled out the patented 1-2-3 recruitment strategy!
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[/spoil]Owen Hargreaves Sep 20,2013 00:22
That's why you should join Delta!
Reason #1
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Reason #2
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Reason #3
[spoil]Cuz swag. :3[/spoil]
At this point, things took an interesting turn.
[spoil]
[/spoil]
So he claims to have a secret society! And even drops some bombs saying I'm not protected from it!
[spoil]
Definitely a bold move by this Lord Teemo!
The following is the first conversation he forwarded to me. It's what started his self proclaimed secret society. To briefly introduce it. He messaged his neighbour, Hanibal threatening him to restart. When the conversation doesn't go as planned, Teemo retracts his threats and tries desperately to seek forgiveness. Kudos to Hanibal for playing this one well!
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[/spoil]hanibalII Sep 16,2013 22:05
Hurro
Lord Teemo Sep 16,2013 22:07
Sorry mate, idk if we can be firends since i plan to clear everyone soon. i have mnay Pa's who are willing to help. Good news is that this world you cant farm so i might not need to clear you!
hanibalII Sep 16,2013 22:19
lol.
Sounding pretty sure of yourself are we?
Lord Teemo Sep 16,2013 22:20
We?
hanibalII Sep 16,2013 22:21
We - As in the pronoun.
Lord Teemo Sep 16,2013 22:26
Oh fuck! i typed a whole paragraph reply and it appears it lagged and didnt respond =/
hanibalII Sep 16,2013 22:27
Feel free to type it again. We'll wait.
Lord Teemo Sep 16,2013 22:33
Naw, i got better things to do. i'll just tell you the hidden messages.
Possible alliance
You know English
You're somewhat smart
some other important message that i don;t feel like typing since i'm in a rush.
oh yeah and the fact i have more troops than you have points.
hanibalII Sep 16,2013 22:36
lol.
Alliance? Yeah right.
Yes, I know English.
I'm smarter than you.
You've got a whopping 33 troops that you can't do anything with yet
Congrats! You sound like a nub!
BTW, I could get you banned for swearing in this PM
Feel smart now?
Lord Teemo Sep 16,2013 22:38
Meh, my other reply was alot kinder and alot smoother. and i can only get banned if i mean it towards you. Lol this isn;t my first world. and i said more.
Lord Teemo Sep 16,2013 22:40
Oh, is that a yes =D?
hanibalII Sep 16,2013 22:44
No. You can get banned for swearing period. You obviously didn't look up my account when you decided to threaten me. I've been around this campfire a lot longer than you.
Lord Teemo Sep 16,2013 22:45
Oh, so your some king of big shot eh? then we both know early wars are a no-no. and i would like the avoid them.
And mate, ever heard of numerous accounts?
hanibalII Sep 16,2013 22:46
Oh yes, I am, and I have. I've had numerous accounts over the 8 or so years I've been playing TW.
Lord Teemo Sep 16,2013 22:50
Cool! so you do understand why i make numerous accounts! That saves some time. I'm also assuming that You realize early wars are a big no no in not farming world? look man, i spoke too soon and sent the death threats too early. i messed up as soon as i figured out there was no farming. i usually would be farming and troop whoring right now and im just inexperinced in this type of world. usually when i come across players like you i turn them into allies since they aren't retarded and have done this all before.
Early wars is one of the worst noob moves. I really don't know about your skill level if you wanna get a little tense here....
I'm just stating facts
Lord Teemo Sep 16,2013 22:51
Oh Look! we are cool now thanks?
hanibalII Sep 16,2013 22:53
I've got more common sense than to start a 'war' this early in the game. It's a pity you didn't when you decided to throw around threats.
Lord Teemo Sep 16,2013 22:54
Chill bro, Lets start over. Believe me it would be better for the both of us. I really am being brazen early game and im just used to this tatic. I hate when 3rd party's are involved.
hanibalII Sep 16,2013 22:55
We'll see...I'm one to hold a grudge...
Lord Teemo Sep 16,2013 22:56
That's not good. Not forgiving is like drinking rat poison and then waiting for the rat to die.”
hanibalII Sep 16,2013 23:04
lol
You want a fresh start, write this on your profile, and leave it there till the 20th..
'I made a nub mistake by threatening another player early in the game. I am sincerely sorry for not thinking first'
I would make it more embarrassing, but I'm pressed for time.
Lord Teemo Sep 16,2013 23:12
Let me think about it first and I’ll get back to you.
hanibalII Sep 16,2013 23:29
You going to go running to your pa in my tribe?
Doesn't bother me.
Lord Teemo Sep 16,2013 23:36
What? Dude, quiting starting something.
hanibalII Sep 16,2013 23:39
You've already run to him once about something YOU started. So I'm right to assume you'd do it again.
Lord Teemo Sep 16,2013 23:41
Stop it. Please. It;s best for the both of us. yes i started it then i tried letting it go. you are the one trying to make this into something bigger man. Grow some balls and swallow your pride and LET IT GO!
hanibalII Sep 16,2013 23:45
But it's so much fun! What else will I do for the rest of the morning!
Lord Teemo Sep 16,2013 23:47
Grow up, I may not reply to any of your messages unless you have something meaningful to say.
Lord Teemo Sep 17,2013 20:18
lol, you got kicked?
hanibalII Sep 18,2013 00:56
Nope. I left.
It's a pathetic tribe.
Lord Teemo Sep 18,2013 01:11
Ok bro
hanibalII Sep 18,2013 01:14
if I left. why would I get invited to join their pitiful academy tribe?
Lord Teemo Sep 18,2013 23:18
Lol anywAy u still mad?
Lord Teemo Sep 19,2013 20:13
Umad bro?
hanibalII Sep 19,2013 22:23
Oh totally!
At this point, Teemo proceeds to spam all his other neighbours to find help to take down this insubordinate Hanibal!
[spoil]
[/spoil]
When Teemo forwarded this message to me, he boldly said to my face that if he joined my tribe he'd have all the top tribes "infected". Now... I don't even know how to respond to this. He expects me to knowingly accept him on board while knowing what his selfish narcissistic intentions are? I was baffled to say the least!
[spoil]
[/spoil]
We now move on to yet another message he sent off to another neighbour. Boy, he definitely dislikes his Hanibal fellow! Based on his scale of hatred, I wonder what he's got in store for me lol =)
[spoil]
[/spoil]
At this point you may be getting confused! There's so many names, tribes, and convos and this story is evolving into quite the complicated tale. Fear not, I will try to summarize.
1. Teemo approached me with a harmless message.
2. I tried inviting him.
3. It escalated to him forwarding me a lot of messages about his secret society and how he wants to take down this Hanibal.
At this point, Venum, who he was trying to get into rejected him. His temporary tribe while trying to get in, Infect, kicked him out. So at this point he came to me saying he'd gladly join Delta.
So I had a good laugh and went to bed. And in the morning when I checked my inbox I had several messages alerting me of this potentially harmful Teemo!
From Infect's leader: [spoil]
[/spoil]
He also forwarded the following messages Teemo had sent him. Here we just see that there is no end to how ridiculous this player gets!
[spoil]
[/spoil]
So we covered Teemo's epic downfall from his supposed infection of all top tribes of K54, to being rejected everywhere he goes. But there is still a loose end we need to cover. What happened to Hanibal? Did Teemo at least get his wish and get the ultimate revenge on his most despised enemy?
Death Omen666 the co-duke of ~HH~ sent me this long message depicting what went down following Hanibal's decision to join ~HH~.
[spoil]
[/spoil]
If you've made it this far in my cautionary tale, I must congratulate you. I tried making this unavoidably long story as interesting as possible and I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed experiencing it!
However, before I can end this, I must leave you with one final segment. And no I did not cut out the bits where I replied. This is Lord Teemo at its finest.
[spoil]
[/spoil]
The end!
