Funny/Interesting Mails

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DeletedUser

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I got one that will undoubtedly make people laugh...but it's kinda sickening, I really didn't think the dude swung that way when I was trolling him...if ya know what I mean :S
 

DeletedUser13939

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I wanna read it. o_O If you don't wanna post it, forward it to me in-game. XD Name is the same.
 

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slayer996 Jun 27, 06:02
I'd like to join the tribe.
I'm experienced, have a great troop to point ratio and am active.


DreamSweeper Jun 27, 07:42
:)


slayer996 Jun 27, 07:44
so is that a yes?


DreamSweeper Jun 27, 08:06
Do you like men? :)


slayer996 Jun 27, 08:08
wtf?


DreamSweeper Jun 27, 08:13
Is that a yes? :)


slayer996 Jun 27, 08:15
well no, but i like the game. lol


DreamSweeper Jun 27, 08:19
Really? :)
What games do you enjoy playing?


slayer996 Jun 27, 08:20
this one for starters, I'm open to others too ;)


DreamSweeper Jun 27, 08:23
Ooo yeaah this one is fun, but what other ones aye ?


slayer996 Jun 27, 08:26
ill tell you if you tell me I'm accepted into the tribe.
Good deal ;)?


DreamSweeper Jun 27, 08:27
Just naaahh
You need to convice me first ;) haha


slayer996 Jun 27, 08:28
I would on mail, not tribalwars


slayer996 Jun 27, 08:29
if you're up for it, I never thought I would enjoy this but again I never thought I'd be having this conversation
now did I?


DreamSweeper Jun 27, 08:33
Just so I know you're not fooling me, be just a little specific in what we will be mailing each other?


Fair enough (y)


slayer996 Jun 27, 08:35
whatever you'd want to talk about, I couldn't possibly risk it becoming public on tw.
Give your email and we'll go from there.
I can't wait ;)


DreamSweeper Jun 27, 08:39
Fruitloops873@gmail.com


DreamSweeper Jun 27, 08:40
I'm sure you "can't wait" buddy ;)
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FruitLoop/Michael's email :p haha
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soooo, I didn't think it would actually swing this way...I kinda got scared as he wanted to go with it :S
Shout out to Michael who allowed me to give him his email ! (Rofl) hahah

Well, I hope you enjoy the read
 
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GodofLight

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japleen today at 12:38
I choose option 4... I'm assuming you already know what option 4 is?


We gave you chance after chance

-G

Darth Mantus today at 08:31
Sounds good.

japleen today at 08:26
Good mate we love u as allies or nap but I m co I got no authority . I will let duke now about this he will reply u on this


Darth Mantus today at 08:16
-G

Here is the thing, you won't budge on releasing our refugees. We feel that we deserve the spoils of war, and you know, you would feel the exact same way if the shoe was on the other foot. So lets resolve this issue,

It's a matter of trust now, question is what kind of trust, as I see it there are 3 ways to solve this:

Allies
NAP
Nothing - hope for the best

I'm putting the ball in your court, let me know which one you prefer. I personally believe we can put this issue behind us. Our tribes can become a powerful alliance, if we can work something out.

Darth,

japleen today at 06:40
i sent fake in reply

japleen today at 06:39
he attack me first

Darth Mantus today at 06:26
So, you harbor refugees that we have a right to attack and now you attack one of our members? That's a war declaration.



My co replied...... but here's the report..... i'll not show the guys troops for his safety :p I should also mention that his definition of a refugee is just people he fancies attacking(no reports to back anything up)

http://en75.tribalwars.net/public_report/a6c65ef9600cc68bc64f530567f27a4e

But I never thought one fake would end all the fuss haha!(it's obviously not just a fake though, but it fitted into the convo) after days of his tribe acting the big shot
 

DeletedUser13939

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Da fuq Dreamsweeper? XD

@ Godoflight - Some people are just that desperate to make their tribe bigger. ;P
 
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DeletedUser

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GodofLight said:
japleen today at 12:38
I choose option 4... I'm assuming you already know what option 4 is?


We gave you chance after chance

-G

Darth Mantus today at 08:31
Sounds good.

japleen today at 08:26
Good mate we love u as allies or nap but I m co I got no authority . I will let duke now about this he will reply u on this


Darth Mantus today at 08:16
-G

Here is the thing, you won't budge on releasing our refugees. We feel that we deserve the spoils of war, and you know, you would feel the exact same way if the shoe was on the other foot. So lets resolve this issue,

It's a matter of trust now, question is what kind of trust, as I see it there are 3 ways to solve this:

Allies
NAP
Nothing - hope for the best

I'm putting the ball in your court, let me know which one you prefer. I personally believe we can put this issue behind us. Our tribes can become a powerful alliance, if we can work something out.

Darth,

japleen today at 06:40
i sent fake in reply

japleen today at 06:39
he attack me first

Darth Mantus today at 06:26
So, you harbor refugees that we have a right to attack and now you attack one of our members? That's a war declaration.



My co replied...... but here's the report..... i'll not show the guys troops for his safety :p I should also mention that his definition of a refugee is just people he fancies attacking(no reports to back anything up)

http://en75.tribalwars.net/public_report/a6c65ef9600cc68bc64f530567f27a4e

But I never thought one fake would end all the fuss haha!(it's obviously not just a fake though, but it fitted into the convo) after days of his tribe acting the big shot
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Lol, this Darth guy must have no sense of diplomatic relations.

Darth Mantus Jun 27, 08:19
Here is the thing, you won't budge on releasing our refugee, Tyrion Lannister. We feel that we deserve the spoils of war (his village as a farm), and you know, you would feel the exact same way if the shoe was on the other foot. So lets resolve this issue,

It's a matter of trust now, question is what kind of trust, as I see it there are 3 ways to solve this:

Allies
NAP
Nothing - hope for the best

I'm putting the ball in your court, let me know which one you prefer. I personally believe we can put this issue behind us. Our tribes can become a powerful alliance, if we can work something out.

Darth,
Duke of [ally]~AoA~[/ally]

jlovekamp Jun 27, 08:35
James will Reply After an Hrs.. Thank You For your Patient.


Enict

Darth Mantus Jun 27, 08:40
Are you his co?

jlovekamp Jun 27, 11:33
Ahh, so now you guys want to talk?

Funny, seems no one wanted to talk yesterday, lightdragon our lostmyself when you guys where attacking my members.

Strange how that works mate.

Now, as I explained to Dragon, show me a report where this refugee" was attacked and cleared, and I will be happy to dismiss him. Otherwise, he is staying put. A Scout report is not sufficient as it only shows an interest in the target.

As far as our options go, I like our chances with #4 my dear sir. Not to sure how well your tribe will hold up against an organized group such as we have. You might want to do a little research on SF from world 69 mate. We are not afraid to get dirty.

Your members launched the first attacks mate, we are simply responding with a little cover fire.

jlove

Darth Mantus Jun 27, 20:19
First of all,

You and I have never spoken before, that's both of our faults. As Dukes, we should've both contacted each other. I would hope you would agree with that.

Your acceptance of Dragon is your choice, as it would be mine, if I wanted to accept a refugee. Yes, he is a refugee, he left his tribemates and abandoned them. Some of [ally]Elite[/ally] members are in two separate tribes. At least those members stayed together and decided that if they die, they would die together, or if they live that they would live together. Anyways, we're beating a dead horse on this issue.

Since you decided to go with option #4, then I guess we dance. I tried to reason and approach you as one Duke to another to resolve our differences. It appears that you're not interested (that's your choice too).

Best to you and your tribe.

Darth,

jlovekamp Jun 27, 20:28
Ahhhh yes, Option #4.

Lets DANCE!!! Shall we?

I do agree that neither of us have ever spoken. But being around the TW world as long as I have, you would expect that when a leader appoints a Diplomat to act on their behalf, that whether the outcome is, whether good or bad, it falls back on the leader. Ultimately, the actions, or lack there of, from your diplomats have brought this upon you.

And yes, I do not believe in beating a dead horse.

But, if you wish to ends this useless, pathetic excuse of some sort of waste of both our times, then by all means, what do you propose?

jlove

Darth Mantus Jun 27, 20:44
I agree that the actions of a diplomat reflects the ultimate authority of the Duke leading that tribe, same goes for you too, my friend. Nothing stopped you from contacting me if you felt that my diplomat overstepped his authority or boundary. Now we're beating another dead horse, do we keep up the personal leadership attacks? I never said anything to question your leadership, I suggest that you refrain from doing the same, agreed?

Now, to the matter at hand: yes, you are correct, this is exactly a "waste of both of our times".

I am proposing TRUST between you and me. Whatever we agree upon will be respected by everyone involved. If something to the contrary happens (an attack, derogatory message, etc), then that player in our alliance will be reprimanded and/or dismissed depending on the level of the problem caused. For this trust to work, I would TRUST that you would do the same to one of your members if they act out of line. With that said:

I propose an alliance between our two tribes. We can do a NAP or we can do your option #4.

Darth

jlovekamp Jun 27, 21:01
Well mate,

I can guarantee that an alliance will never take place. Your guys decide to launch the attacks without thinking of the consequences. Strike #1

We attempted to reason with your diplomats who decided it was in their best interest to ignore the situation. Strike #2

I will discuss this with my team and see if they are interested in placing any trust in your tribe to even proceed with an NAP and let you know. But I am pretty sure I already know the answer.

They might be more open to your suggestion however, if you allow us to deal with the ones who offended them. Just a suggestion.

jlove
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GodofLight

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LOL! we got the whole 'Trust' Bs as well :p the usual, we don;t want this anymore! typical noob tribe, we asked them kindly to not hunt down ex Elite members and they refused to do so.... so it's time they and their little coalition deal with what they caused.

funny part is, a few days ago he had to consult JT thunder before giving me replies and now he wants to decide by himself?

the sooner we rid the world of these vermin, the sooner decent/average/good tribes can actually be tribes and do things with a reasonable diplomatic manor
 

GodofLight

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1 fake and a whole load of attacks and they start crumbling? I love this game :D haha
 

DeletedUser13939

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Haha, love it!

And GodOfLight. My apologies. I replied on my phone...and it did some stupid auto correct that I didn't catch. ;-;
 

DeletedUser

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Here's a little snippet that someone sent me that I do find funny.
A friend of mine was scouted and the ensuing rams were sent:

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Mysterious Teeth Jun 28, 09:09
Greetings

You scout me, so I scout back.
You send rams, so I have to retaliate and remove you. It does not have to be like this. You started it, but I will finish it if necessary.
Happy to discuss.

njm222 Jun 28, 09:25
Dear Mysterious Teeth,

I understand your situation and accept that you must retaliate, but we will eventually have to run in to each other.
Why not now? ;)

Good Luck.

Mysterious Teeth Jun 28, 09:27
Actually there are only a few decent tribes in this area and tons of food, so this is not necessary at the moment.
You're about to tangle with a previous top 5 player from another world... just letting you know.

njm222 Jun 28, 09:39
You are right there are only a few decent tribes, now I am just making you my food.
If you are trying to scare me, it is not going to work, I am a TW veteran, I've been playing this game since W8

Points don't mean anything on TW.

Mysterious Teeth Jun 28, 09:41
If you were a vet, you'd have dodged with your nobles so I would not know how many you had.

njm222 Jun 28, 09:42
What if that is exactly what I wanted you to see. ;)

Mysterious Teeth Jun 28, 09:44
Sure bud.

Mysterious Teeth Jun 28, 09:45
I can use TW Stats to work out when you got your academy and how long you have been saving coins.

No need to bullshit me with that line about me seeing them when scouting you.

njm222 Jun 28, 09:46
Alright bro, Think what you want.

You won't be on this world for that much longer.
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Soon after this... his nuke slammed into my friend's village:

http://prntscr.com/3xch67

So a vet aims the cats at THE WALL when there are more important buildings to be removed...
Hmmmm... okay...



My friend replies with a backtime a short time later:
http://prntscr.com/3xcilg

Please pay particular to the 2 NOBLES sitting at home.
These were not sent as an attack to my friend's village, so a simple dodge would have been in order.

My friend's reply to jm222 after the backtime:
Mysterious Teeth Jun 28, 14:28
The vets I know usually don't let others slaughter there nobles.
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A TW Veteran...??
My ass.
 

DeletedUser

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To be fair, something important may have come up that caused him not to see the back time. Like porn or a volcanic eruption.
 

DeletedUser

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Funny thing was that he was online when the backtime was sent and he still screwed it up.
 
NitroBlade

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NitroBlade Sep 11, 02:46
How many incomings?


golly08 Sep 11, 06:14
Are you Tomadamson? Nice friend.......IDIOT


NitroBlade Sep 11, 06:15
Idiot... who just lost 2 villages?


And actually this is the OG NitroBlade, no idea where tom is right now


golly08 Sep 11, 06:18
You know we have a NAP. But like cowards you and your tribe do not know what dignity and respect mean. IDIOTS


golly08 Sep 11, 06:18
and COWARDS.


NitroBlade Sep 11, 06:18
Want to see a diplomacy list? I see no such NAP.


golly08 Sep 11, 06:20
Yes there is. That means that you are also STUPID.
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This guy really likes his CAPS
 

Deleted User - 4669627

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Aug 22, 12:59
So I hear that u are tearing into loks ass
How many have you defeated?


Anthills Aug 22, 13:09
will reply a little later


Anthills Aug 22, 15:08
every village i have nobled is former lok
they are all named after the lok mate who originally had the village


Aug 22, 15:30
Nice do you know how many are left in the tribe?


Anthills Aug 22, 15:36
Tag: [ally]LOK[/ally]
Number of members: 16
Points of the best 40 players 50.704
Total points: 50.704
Average points: 3.169


Aug 22, 15:37
Damn
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Brodster24

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was bored so had some fun with this guy.

Brodster24 Sep 11, 00:18
Hey I was just wondering, weren't you apart of slap?

N.shaDow Sep 11, 00:23
keep wondering:D

Brodster24 Sep 11, 00:31
ok, I actually know you were in Slap, was just wonderin why you left/got dismissed

N.shaDow Sep 11, 00:33
one of the secrets of this world, just not good enough to have me!

Brodster24 Sep 11, 00:36
ok touchy subject

N.shaDow Sep 11, 00:37
I'm crying :D

Brodster24 Sep 11, 00:38
im sooo sorry man, here let me get you a cookie ;)

N.shaDow Sep 11, 00:39
yeah tnx I like it

Brodster24 Sep 11, 00:41
oh so you like sauerkraut cookies too, good to know, there my favorite :D

N.shaDow Sep 11, 00:44
well it seems to be delicious, I hope they're not poison

Brodster24 Sep 11, 00:49
no no no, I wouldn't do that, well maybe..., but not to you, well... I did make another batch that was poisoned that I was going to send to that guy that pissed me off... I did give you the right batch right? oh shit I might have given you the wrong batch, um how do you feel?

N.shaDow Sep 11, 00:52
I'm dead,see u later then :)

Brodster24 Sep 11, 00:55
shit ok give me a minute, I just need to get a bag and a shovel

N.shaDow Sep 11, 00:57
I can give you bunch of minutes now, don't hurry

Brodster24 Sep 11, 01:04
alright got the shovel, now lets dig this hole... 3hrs later, ok that should be good, lets just get this bag around you, ok that's done, and now pick you up... oh man how much do you weigh... oh there goes my back... alright lets just drag you in to the grave... oh shit granny next door is looking at me... hi granny nothing happening here... grab shovel... cant leave any witnesses... now two bodies are in the hole, start filling it in... an hour later, alright that's done, oh sauerkraut cookies my favorite...;)

N.shaDow Sep 11, 10:14
I'm will you will shocked when you see me alive behind your window later at midnight;)

N.shaDow Sep 11, 10:15
I'm sure*
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