Recruitment Mail. Strange.

DeletedUser

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Baron Von Dracul Mar 12, 00:59
Hello, I saw your ad on Craigslist for a Spanker, I wish to apply, being a vampire I have a way with women, especially virgins.

If that is a NO, how about this one..? I would like to be allies with your tribe, we can be very helpful, and I am a person once I give my word to help, I stick with it to the end.

I realize we are smaller, but; we are constantly growing and we could always benefit you in some way, look at it this way, you really have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

Plus, being a vampire I have 500 years of experience in warfare, my only condition is do not invite me to dinner with lot's of garlic dishes.

In all seriousness, please consider this proposal, we make great long term honorable friends....best wishes, Baron Von Dracul, Co-Duke of [ally]GOD[/ally]
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I pretty much had to share this. As it's the most bizarre I've received.
 

Spoons are deadly

Guest
I would just because I've always wanted to have a vampire as a friend
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I for one would have problems trusting a man who first asks to join the tribe, then asks for an alliance with that tribe... just goes to show he's only looking after hese interest
 
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