In the meantime i see wipe /bleach have recruited lots more ex warpigs down south
I distinctly remember being on call when you recruited these guys off of drowngod's (Black Flags) old tribe after they ate him for being a moron, when Sedrior was duke. Call me crazy, a traitor, or whatever, but I'd hardly call them Warpigs. That's a name reserved for all the people you've duped, or the willfully ignorant. Who can blame us for taking in the Mongolian orphans that saw through you and your attempts to manipulate them like you had us?
It's funny, Wipe had zero problem with you merging an entire tribe of randos into you when it blocked our own expansion, yet you cry about us merging in a long-time ally and say our council is corrupted (because you wanted free food and control over our half of the family). Of course, it gets better. The few you accused constantly of working against us were proven innocent yet you and Barbarossa were caught with your pants down in a lie you fabricated and refused to fess up to for a week.
@Raavna would know that if he gave a crap which side of the fence had more cow dung on it, re: willfully ignorant. The ostrich shouldn't open its mouth about things its head has been buried in the sand too far to have seen, otherwise it sounds more like an indoctrinated sheep.
And while I'm on the subject, if we were such dishonest, horrible people, what other tribe in the history of TW would put up with you stalling and making demands for a
week after blatantly trying to dismantle their tribe on the wings of a fabricated mail? Bordering zero. In the wise words of Sweet Brown, "Ain't nobody got time for that!"
Yet we get the sob story of "You attacked us without telling anyone you were breaking the NAP." Let's be real, any diplomacy we had should have been in the trash the moment that mail was proven fake. The only reason you never attacked us is that you thought your plan was foolproof because I was the perfect vessel to make things happen, the "keystone" (your words, not mine), and that even with your "evidence" canned, you could still get what you wanted through me. When that wasn't happening, you chucked me to the wind and tried to hand me back to the tribe you wanted disbanded, lol.
Well, I'll tell you something. You can see on the map, Wipe are stronger for that merge you so opposed. You had the chance to stand hand in hand with us, and you dashed it on the rocks because you thought you could steamroll God and drag us into doing whatever you wanted. You were already leaning on our nukes before, with the Evil Omen account asking for help semi-daily. Took so long for you to get rid of INDO that they changed names, and now AM is finishing the job. What makes you think you could have steamrolled
God? How many more months would that take, while we kneeled at the foot of your throne groveling "Thank you, sir, may I have another?"
I used to call you my friend and chat you all the live long day, used to listen to you singing your sad old ____ music and tell me I was a very pretty girl, but after all I've seen and heard, you know exactly how I feel -- like I'm the only person who was ever truly loyal to you blessed enough to have been shown the truth in such a way as it cannot be seen otherwise. You're a drunken master of deceit, Kirk, probably the most two-faced I've come across in a decade of TW, and you're not very good at hiding it. At least most of the other low-down dirty players I've met don't bother trying, but you? I trusted you. It's just sad every bad thing I never wanted to believe about you was right.
Now, you can stop messaging our guys under everyone's nose trying to sow dissent under the pretense of showing them our so-called dishonest, self-serving underbelly. They don't like you. I don't like you. We're wanted men.
Now shoo before someone gets mad and finishes the reference... the slicey part, specifically. Wouldn't want you to have to mouse left-handed.
