Time to Rhyme, 109.

[DeletedUser43986]

On our paths to obliteration,
With our nobles and nukes,
How about some alliteration,
For our tribemates and dukes?

Please reply only in rhyme;
Prose is considered a despicable crime.

Well things have been rather terse
Particularly for our Sam
But I'd much rather comment in verse
Than read your subjective spam.

Where fighting is Plan B
And diplomacy is Plan A
Are they being all they can be
Those point lovers in Cannae?

Lets cross the border east
To Toxic and their Darren;
I was told of a ferocious beast
But the fighting there is barren

Up north we have a little Heat
Under the direction of our Lloyd
Lets hope they find their feet
Before being completely destroyed

And then we have the smokeless Fire
Smoldering under Cheese
Arguably the worlds biggest buyer
He'd win supermarket sweep with ease.

​

 

[.Yoda]

This post is a joke
you probably think youre a top bloke.
-Fire- is an unstoppable tribe
who will stride over Cannae ease.
If you think they stand a chance,
then you probably should take a second glance.

​

 

[DeletedUser43986]

You sound so upset
I'm glad to be the offender
But I'm happy to bet,
As your OD is so slender,
That Fire are wet
And barbling is the agenda
Aren't you Cheese's pet?
Who dares assume my gender?
Soon nukes you will get
of which I will be the sender.​

 

[.Yoda]

Looking at the game
Youre not on the hall of fame (lol)
Im waiting for your nukes,
in the meantime ill probably rim your duke.

Rumour has it that Cannae is bad,
and that Fire is their long lost Dad

​

 

[DeletedUser43986]

What you do to Kirk
I don't want to know
As long as it works,
His gratitude will show

You imply that Fire has maturity
In your claim as daddy
But your borders lack security
Your duke often throws a paddy
because you offer no surety
... sad because your his caddy?​

 

[Seminarian]

I'm lost and I'm lonely
Is this my destiny? Could it be
That this life isn't for a real G?
I struggle and I'm hopeless
Reminiscing on how the oldskool was

This thread reignites my pain
And I don't even know who is there to blame
Was it the community or just
the ruthless corporate greed
Or maybe afterall it is me
Did I die already and didn't see?

Aint no stopping a hurricane
or the mighty fire blazing in the woods
I don't even know if we should
I feel all alone and in the dark
Lord please send me a spark
Fill courage in my heart
Help me remove all the phonies from our yard​

 

[Hektik]

There once was a tribe called Prime
Who kidnapped our m8 Helbeng and forced him to a life of crime
They let m8s in to their discord
But being disbanded was their only reward
Turns out Prime's leadership sucked this whole time!​

 

[Jeffrey Woods]

Yo coming from the mist is the one and only Bliss,
It's time for me to blow you another kiss!

When i annoy the lloyd, he surely deserves it,
Been around for some time, truly you would know it,
You can talk big style about your own little premade,
Afterall that laziness didn't get you paid.
The ''10 Second C*m challenge'', you might have learned that,
That's how fast you created HEAT, remember your panties now..

That isn't something to be proud of lloyd boy you should figure,
You of all people should admit the truth, should have refigured,
What was COLD really all about, a hidden place for internal?
Boy we all knew what it was about, surely not eternal life.

I gathered my friends there and we had it chill,
But you stood with your paranoia, #overkill,
I did not get booted, I left personally,
I left even a note for the orgins, enormously..

Now for the last time stop blaming me for your humble mistakes,
Obviously Buku left you, you experienced the outbreaks,
All I wanted was an apology, and you made it even worse,
Crosstalk is your shit but why the heroic verse?
''I bet you are Sander'', man, get your purse!
You in the end couldn't talk to me as a man,
this isn't biology.. stop acting you're the superman with an almighty masterplan, to disable and silence me like im the horrible boogeyman.. You abominable snowman!

As we know your goals in rimming me failed,
Now I will merge with babin,
Detailed and all-in.