1001 ways to kill a spider

[DeletedUser]

Cat it to nothing till it deletes acc.

 

[DeletedUser74079]

blackmail the spider into giving you resources until it restarts :')

 

[DeletedUser]

Door knock its house offering it to join a new religion till it goes mad and sets itself on fire.

 

[DeletedUser91091]

Scream and then get busa to annihilate it

 

[DeletedUser]

drown it in pepper spray

 

[DeletedUser]

Hold a magnifiing glass over it on a sunny day and watch it burn

 

[DeletedUser]

i did that to ants when i was like 6 =D
errr...
attack strings to each of its legs and slowley rip it apart =D

 

[DeletedUser]

i did that to ants when i was like 6 =D

That's evil

dig a hole and bury it alive

 

[DeletedUser]

Deep fry it

 

[DeletedUser]

i did that to ants when i was like 6 =D
errr...
attack strings to each of its legs and slowley rip it apart =D

I did that today lol.. oh BTW it kinda emitted alot of smoke and well.... I sorta caught fire... not a big one. I manages to splash some water onto it and it gone away^^

 

[DeletedUser]

nice spantancy way to be buddy

poke it with a croyon

 

[DeletedUser]

Avada Cadabra?

 

[DeletedUser]

Take a sample of its DNA, then use that sample to clone an evil doppleganger, which then pit against the original spider in:

But just to make sure your spider wins, you coat its arms in metal.

 

[DeletedUser]

i loved mortal kombat :lol:
great game, but i never saw the shows

 

[DeletedUser]

Mortal Kombat is the win. I loved it a lot. :lol:

 

[danleo4411]

Instead of killing a spider, consider safely relocating it outside using a container or glass. This is a humane and effective way to deal with spiders without harming them.

 

[Olve]

Instead of killing a spider, consider safely relocating it outside using a container or glass. This is a humane and effective way to deal with spiders without harming them.

Make Swatbe or World2Vet hold a conversation with it, and the spider willingly dies.

 

[Nightfall]

Make the cat see the spider