101+ TW Excuses

[DeletedUser]

I have noticed that people all over TW have 101+ excuses as to why they lost a war, or weren't here to fight one;
Why they are turtling noobs, why their tribe isn't up to par, etc.

Feel free to add your own excuses, or quote the ones you find.

(Maybe we can add some hot keys, and instead of people thinking up, and typing out their excuses they can just find one here.)




1) We lost because I wasn't here.
2) We lost because I died in the hospital, but now I'm back to life again.
3) We lost because I had exams.
4) We lost because we had inactives.
5) We lost because my rabbit ate my power cord.

 

[DeletedUser]

6) We lost because I forgot to feed the hamster powering my internet

 

[DeletedUser]

7) I was hit by a car and went to hospital

 

[Michael Corleone.]

8) My dog ate my computer. :icon_redface:

 

[DeletedUser]

9) We lost because I am the only non-noob in my tribe

 

[Tazecca]

10) We lost coz we were staring at NT's Siggs

 

[DeletedUser]

10) We lost coz we were staring at NT's Siggs

:icon_redface:

11) We have a ton of leadership issues <- used a lot

 

[DeletedUser]

12) We lost because our leadership wasn't online when we needed them?

 

[patrox]

Im sure you guys in hate must have loads of these
such as

13) You cant noble 80 villages in a second it must be a script

 

[harlos]

14) You started as a premade tribe, so it isn't fair that you knew everyone in your tribe the moment the world started.

 

[DeletedUser]

15. we lost because nobody supported each other.

 

[DeletedUser]

16) We lost because I was distracted by Jinzee's pic in the pic thread.:icon_redface:

 

[DeletedUser]

17) We lost because we don't know what sniping a train means.

 

[harlos]

18) We lost because we were busy helping get to 101+ excuses in the 101+ TW Excuses topic.

 

[DeletedUser]

19) We are not playing this world seriously anyways.

20) We can't win because the front line is stacked.

21) We can't beat them because they use illegal scripts.

 

[DeletedUser]

22) "I was trying to get banned".

23) I forgot my password.

24) Someone hacked my account.

 

[DeletedUser]

25) "We lost because of spies, you can't win without them".

 

[chivalrous knight]

26) We lost because we start to feel sorry for ourselves

 

[Tazecca]

27) we lost because our leaders got banned..then continued to cheat

 

[DeletedUser]

28) We lost because we were outnumbered.