49 Commandments of w76

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Cokie the Clown

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So we've been here long enough. It's time to get a few things settled and put into stone, with the 49 commandments of w76. I'll start and edit the list as commandments are added.

1. Thou shalt obey and respect Cokie no matter how many terrible decisions he makeths nor accounts he's playethed on this world.

2. Thou shall disregard Commandment #1.

3.
Thou shalt alloweth truffle of the shuffle all internals, no matter where thy village may be.

4.
Merge , Merge , Merge Until You Succeedeth .

5.
Thou shall henceforth include GIF's/Memes and Vids on any war declaration.

6.
Be wary of everyone, even ya bros.

7.
All war declarations should be a minimum of 1,000 words long, stating why the declaration is being made (in detail), what the declaring tribe hopes to gain from the newly-declared war, and a cute kitten in an army helmet saying, "charge" must be at the bottom of all war declarations.

8. T
hou shall push up against shreks force, thou must please shrek.

9. Thou shalt fear the nighteth.

10. Thou shalt buy all of the Barbies in xillah's New Year sale.

11.
Thou shalt covet Balu's glorious stache.

12.
Thou shallt dodge Deadpool's spear nukes.

13. Thou shalt stone all you dirty hippies.

14.
Thou shalt not covet xillah's barbie.

15. T
hou shalt always laugh at michonne's poor trains which continually are sent cross second.

16.
Thou shall only covet thy Xillah's Barbie to finish adding what BarbGod left off... The party bits.

17.
Thou shalt recruit refugees and act like it's okay.

18.
Xillah's barbies must be burned in a sacrificial ritual in the name of Cokie the Clown.

19.
Disregardeth any more proposed amendments concerning barbies of any type.

20.
Thou shall purchase knockoff barbies off amazon instead of buying from xillah.

21.
Thou shall believe Deathpactgod words.

22. Thou shalt never get high on thy own supply.

23.
Thou shalt mail thy biggest account in the neighborhood and calleth them a girly girl, then asketh of them to beat you up real real good.

24. Inactives shalt be hunted down and burnt at thy stake.

25. Thou shall vote for Devil in the world cup!

26.
Thou shalt blame all thyne problems on the TBS nubs.

27. Thou shall never calleth Ya Bro mass recruiters again.

28. Thy mustnt telle liez.

29.
Thou shalt not covet thine tribemate's villages.

30. Thou shalt not declare war without certainty of it being a gangbang.

31.
Thou shalt not recruit refugees and then be butthurt when you get gangbanged.

32.
Thou shall give one hour ultimatums.

33.
Thou shalt ALWAYS use a meme when belittling another player's skill.

34.
Thou shalt only noble when they wont noble back.

35.
Thou shall not call yourself Germanwind when thou are Dutch


36. Thou shall send cookies with their nobles when visiting other players' villages.

37. Thou shall send all lazy nobles on suicide runs.

38.
Thou shall dodge?

39.
Thou shall drink tea while you send noble trains.

40. Thou shall drink whiskey while you snipe thine noble trains.

41.
Thou shall rage when Bot protection pops up while faking, timing a train into other outgoing commands, or sniping.

42.
Thou shan't spam?

43.
Thou shall rage at bot protection in general.

44. Thou shalt send 4 nobles and need 5 hits to cap. Once you finally send 5 nobles in a train, thou shalt cap the village in 3 hits.

45.
Thou shall stack a village with 50k axes and 30k LC, and have 9 nobles console them that their death is not meaningless.

46.
Thou shalt not double post.

47.
Thouh shalt not lie.

48.
Thou shall change thy name to "With The Odds" - wTo

49.
Thou shalt realise that axes are the best defense

50.
Thou stalt change their name from aTo to Ya bro's lackeys or "YBL"

51.
Thou shalt not login more than once a week

52.
Thou should realize we are passed the 49th commandment.
 
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DeletedUser116552

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Thou shalt alloweth truffle of the shuffle all internals, no matter where thy village may be.
 

roman01

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3) Thou shall henceforth include GIF's/Memes and Vids on any war declaration.
 

BGeorge3

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All war declarations should be a minimum of 1,000 words long, stating why the declaration is being made (in detail), what the declaring tribe hopes to gain from the newly-declared war, and a cute kitten in an army helmet saying, "charge" must be at the bottom of all war declarations.
 

DeletedUser57259

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Thou shalt buy all of the Barbies in xillah's New Year sale.

Though shalt covet Balu's glorious 'tash.
 
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sinwidagrin

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"Thou shallt dodge Deadpool's spear nukes."


Me thinks "All hail to my co Deadpool's SPEAR NUKES" has a NAICE ring to it.
 

DeletedUser117049

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Though shalt stone all you dirty hippies.


Pun intended :p
 

HeftySmurf

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thou shalt always laugh at michonne's poor trains which continually are sent cross second
 

DeletedUser117049

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Amendment: Though shall only covet thy Xillah's Barbie to finish adding what BarbGod left off... The party bits.
 

DeletedUser86709

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Though shalt recruit refugees and act like it's okay
 

BGeorge3

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Amendment: Xillah's barbies must be burned in a sacrificial ritual in the name of Cokie the Clown. :p
 

Sunliqht

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Heres one: Disregardeth any more proposed amendments concerning barbies of any type
 
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