A secret premade?

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DeletedUser

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Your the one and only, KinglyKitchen, we will all live under your power. Hey, thats just like W54!
 

DeletedUser

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Just cause you don't get STDs from it, doesn't make it ok :icon_cry:
I feel hurt and betrayed, and frankly I have no interest in this thread anymore.
 

DeletedUser

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Great, this can be now called 'The Condom Thread'


Hoooraaa!
 

DeletedUser

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But you're from IKEA, doesn't that mean there is a high chance your condom will fail?
 
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DeletedUser

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Teacup is very possesive :S
And I thought the condom person already had a thread, no?
 

DeletedUser

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Calmir, I am no ordinary condom though. I am .Durex.
I cost £4 from pharmacies for 3.

And Napkin the Condom wants all threads.
 

DeletedUser

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LOL. I've missed you and your awesome posts. :D

What I said was just asking to be said. The only non fail thing that ever came out of IKEA was blodyx. :icon_redface:

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Calmir, I am no ordinary condom though. I am .Durex.
I cost £4 from pharmacies for 3.

And Napkin the Condom wants all threads.

But you're from IKEA, so doesn't logic dictate that as IKEA products fail, you are also likely to fail? Probably at the worst moment too.
 

DeletedUser

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I can't give you a guarantee. But I will try my best to protect.
 

DeletedUser

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So do I; against you Matt. You told me Blodyx would be joining. She isn't.

I should sue you for false advertising.

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I can't give you a guarantee. But I will try my best to protect.

Do you know nothing of Yoda? Do, or do not. There is no try.
 

DeletedUser

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I cried for hours when she told me. Then proceeded to discuss the various attributes of certain drinks, deadly animals, the weather, and seasons. It was a productive conversation.

I'm heart broken though, I won't lie and say she wasn't half my reason for joining. :icon_neutral:
 

DeletedUser

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Why do I get the feeling this is Daria and Karma's alias' for this world :icon_eek:

EDIT: Whichever quits first is Karma O_O
 
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