A sit down interview with the man and the legend himself.

mattcurr

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Below is a sit down interview with the man behind the man, behind the tribe, behind the other tribe, behind the families!

[spoil]Matt/Him.: HELLO WARDY I AM INTERVIEWING YOU

Wardy: Hello matt.
THANKS FOR CHOOSING ME

Matt/Him.: WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE TO CO-PLAY THE GREATEST PLAYER EVER?

Wardy: SOMETIMES I WAKE UP AND QUESTION IF IT IS RIGHT FOR ME TO LOG IN. EVEN LOGIN IN AND PLAYING AT 1 % I AM STILL TOP!

Matt/Him.: IS IT HARD TO BE BLACK IN TW?!?!?!?!?!?

Wardy: WELL AS THE ONLY BLACK GUY ON TW I FEEL PRESSURE TO CONFORM TO A CERTAIN STEROETYPE LIKE I HAVE TO HAVE HIGH ODA AND DEAL IRON ON THE MARKET

Matt/Him.: TOUGH LIFE BRO! STAY STRONG!
MOVING ALONG
DOES YOUR SPEED GIVE YOU AN ADVANTAGE IN TW

Wardy: WELL I ACTUALY SOMETIMES HAVE TO WATCH HOW MUCH OF MY ATHLETIC ABILITY I USE WHEN I PLAY

BEFORE THE FORCED ATTACK GAPS I HAD TO HAVE HOMIES SEND MY TRAINS AS I KEPT GETTING BANNED FOR 3MS TRAINS

Matt/Him.: SO WOULD YOU SAY TW IS RACIST WITH THEIR SPEED RULES?

Wardy: i HAVE SPOKEN TO THE MAKERS ABOUT MAYBE MAKING A BLACK SERVER SO THAT I AM NOT PUT AT A DISADVANTAGE BY MY NATURAL ABILITY. I WOULD NOT SAY RACIST, BUT THEY DO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST THE MORE ABLE

Matt/Him.: WHICH IS TOUGHER IN TW BEING A REPRESSED HOMOSEXUAL OR BLACK?

Wardy: NO COMMENT!

Matt/Him.: I THINK WE CAN CONCLUDE OUR INTERVIEW NOW, THANKYOU FOR YOUR TIME!

Wardy: NO IT WAS MY PLEASURE[/spoil]
 

Michael Corleone.

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Better than any other TW-related interview I have ever seen.
 

DeletedUser

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Outstanding effort. One of the best things I've seen on the w52 forums thus far.
 
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mattcurr said:
Below is a sit down interview with the man behind the man, behind the tribe, behind the other tribe, behind the families!

[spoil]Matt/Him.: HELLO WARDY I AM INTERVIEWING YOU

Wardy: Hello matt.
THANKS FOR CHOOSING ME

Matt/Him.: WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE TO CO-PLAY THE GREATEST PLAYER EVER?

Wardy: SOMETIMES I WAKE UP AND QUESTION IF IT IS RIGHT FOR ME TO LOG IN. EVEN LOGIN IN AND PLAYING AT 1 % I AM STILL TOP!

Matt/Him.: IS IT HARD TO BE BLACK IN TW?!?!?!?!?!?

Wardy: WELL AS THE ONLY BLACK GUY ON TW I FEEL PRESSURE TO CONFORM TO A CERTAIN STEROETYPE LIKE I HAVE TO HAVE HIGH ODA AND DEAL IRON ON THE MARKET

Matt/Him.: TOUGH LIFE BRO! STAY STRONG!
MOVING ALONG
DOES YOUR SPEED GIVE YOU AN ADVANTAGE IN TW

Wardy: WELL I ACTUALY SOMETIMES HAVE TO WATCH HOW MUCH OF MY ATHLETIC ABILITY I USE WHEN I PLAY

BEFORE THE FORCED ATTACK GAPS I HAD TO HAVE HOMIES SEND MY TRAINS AS I KEPT GETTING BANNED FOR 3MS TRAINS

Matt/Him.: SO WOULD YOU SAY TW IS RACIST WITH THEIR SPEED RULES?

Wardy: i HAVE SPOKEN TO THE MAKERS ABOUT MAYBE MAKING A BLACK SERVER SO THAT I AM NOT PUT AT A DISADVANTAGE BY MY NATURAL ABILITY. I WOULD NOT SAY RACIST, BUT THEY DO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST THE MORE ABLE

Matt/Him.: WHICH IS TOUGHER IN TW BEING A REPRESSED HOMOSEXUAL OR BLACK?

Wardy: NO COMMENT!

Matt/Him.: I THINK WE CAN CONCLUDE OUR INTERVIEW NOW, THANKYOU FOR YOUR TIME!

Wardy: NO IT WAS MY PLEASURE[/spoil]
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Written in the style of the guys themselves :

Matt: Italianic and skinny
Wardy : Black and Bold.

<3
 

DeletedUser

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Enlightening about the racial mechanics of the game :icon_eek: and Enjoyable :icon_smile:
 

DeletedUser

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mattcurr said:
Oh didnt get the joke still dont, not sure if the second bit is serious, my ending statement was a general statement not aimed at you.
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Just be safe and Nuke what you don't understand

thats my motto :p
 
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