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Once upon a time, there were nineteen little pigs. Descended from the third and most resourceful of the now infamous Three Little Pigs, they knew how to build houses. They used their knowledge to forge strong villages with level twenty brick walls. They weren't going to allow anyone to huff or puff them around.
Because of their superior building knowledge the piggies felt relatively safe in their villages, despite the presence of several big bad wolves in the vicinity. When one big bad wolf; a nefarious creature with foul breath, called W2V decided to come knocking on the piggies doors - along with their devious lupine friend Contra - the piggies decided to make peace and become friends with the fluffy sheep next door, Dharma. The piggies had previous experience with this particular sheep, an Algarve Churro, who had tried to plant spies in their midst and tried to take their villages, but they decided that since they all had a common enemy they would put their differences aside and work with the sheep for the good of the world.
Dharma sheep promised to help the piggies, he promised to be loyal until the end, but before long it became very evident Dharma was no sheep. He wasn't a unicorn either.
He was a wolf in sheep's clothing and that wolf had been huffing and puffing the entire time.
From recruiting their food, to stacking the piggies targets, to slandering them publicly, to stealing some of the piggies then turning them into ham dinners, the wolf was patronising and condescending, constantly talking down to the poor piggies and demanding to know their comings and goings with a level of paranoia that would rival a jealous husband. They barbled near the piggies, stole their claims, stacked against their nukes when they cross-nobled, tried to take their internals, asked them to turn on their long-term ally and even full on attacked them.
This wolf was no ally. This wolf was a big bully who would happily huff and puff and blow their house down; if the little piggies didn't happen to be a skilled and resilient meat-shield against their estranged karmic cousin and arch-nemesis Nam wolf.
The piggies could take no more. With the w2v and contra wolves dead and buried, the piggies were ready to make their move. They would no longer be pushed around by Dharma wolf. It was payback time. And so the piggies decided it was time to go to war...
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