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So we were all sitting around the table a couple weeks ago, when there was a knock at the door. It was Lord Orbalisk.
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He was going door-to-door, collecting spearz for his tribe's nukes. Apparently all their misslez and bazookaz were busted, so they needed a quick fix. We all started laughing uncontrollably, sending him on his way pouting and heartbroken. As he stumbled off the porch, he yelled through his sobs, "I'm gonna tell my daddy on you!". So we laughed some more and finished our orange juice.
Well, it wasn't much longer that we were outside having some ice cream cones under the tree, when lo and behold, none other then darthv1 came up to us, red faced and apparently upset about something.
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As we sat silently, he yelled at us, spitting mad that we turned away is son. "You are going to regret this!" he told us, "You wont help us fix gunz, so we're gonna TAKE your villages!" Then he took all our ice creams and dumped them on our heads before we could react. Running away, he shouted "Come get me suckas!"
Well of course we were dumbfounded at the turn of events, so we couldn't even get up and run after him. Later on that week, we talked to our friends in FRST. Apparently they too turned away Lord O, and darth put a cherry bomb in their mailbox in retaliation! They were not going to take any crap from such No0bs, and hearing we were violated as well, decided we should both pay them a visit and fix their broken weapons together.
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WMD, and all your family, we Promise to come help you fix your broken gunz-- just please please do not unleash your spearz against us!
We are on our way! Have patience!
[spoil]
He was going door-to-door, collecting spearz for his tribe's nukes. Apparently all their misslez and bazookaz were busted, so they needed a quick fix. We all started laughing uncontrollably, sending him on his way pouting and heartbroken. As he stumbled off the porch, he yelled through his sobs, "I'm gonna tell my daddy on you!". So we laughed some more and finished our orange juice.
Well, it wasn't much longer that we were outside having some ice cream cones under the tree, when lo and behold, none other then darthv1 came up to us, red faced and apparently upset about something.
[spoil]
As we sat silently, he yelled at us, spitting mad that we turned away is son. "You are going to regret this!" he told us, "You wont help us fix gunz, so we're gonna TAKE your villages!" Then he took all our ice creams and dumped them on our heads before we could react. Running away, he shouted "Come get me suckas!"
Well of course we were dumbfounded at the turn of events, so we couldn't even get up and run after him. Later on that week, we talked to our friends in FRST. Apparently they too turned away Lord O, and darth put a cherry bomb in their mailbox in retaliation! They were not going to take any crap from such No0bs, and hearing we were violated as well, decided we should both pay them a visit and fix their broken weapons together.
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WMD, and all your family, we Promise to come help you fix your broken gunz-- just please please do not unleash your spearz against us!
We are on our way! Have patience!