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DeletedUser99230

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any one looking for a world 30 account give me your skype will talk there for more info
 

DeletedUser

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no one will weast their time on this unless you give past history
 

DeletedUser79042

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no one will weast their time on this unless you give past history
Seems you can give him advise on CV's :lol:

Btw, does anyone have the BD apply form that used to exist last year (or was it more)? That was funny indeed, if I remember well...
 

DeletedUser79042

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Sorry for double posting, but I just received the BD questionnaire... It is funny indeed and ... enjoy :)

1) How old are you?

2) What country do you live in?

3) How long have you been playing TW, what worlds?

4) Please advise why you want to join BD. After all we are not the top ranking tribe.

5) What other online war games have you played?

6) BD is a tribe that plays for the team. Would you have troubles offering nukes/D for the team if called upon? Would you offer them voluntarily if you got to spare and see a tribesmate that can use them?

7) Can you use Skype? Can you use it daily?

10) Are you prepared to use tools that might break the rules of the game in order to achieve victory?

11) Do you like chocolate or cheese?

12) Would you have any issues taking orders from female players?

13) Are you currently under attack?

14) What is a nuke? Pls describe the your basic nuke build.

15) Are you active on the public forums? If not why not?

16) Would you spy on your old tribe for us before we allowed you to join?

17) Have you ever coordinated an attack with other players? If so: pls describe the one you consider the best briefly.

18) What do you think makes a tribe successful?

19) If you had one memorable moment from your time in your current tribe what would it be?

20) How many hours per day do you devote to TW on average?

21) Do you always type in BB code when in letters? and on the forums?

22) Currently what are your offense and defense troop levels in each of your cities?

23) Would you be prepared to allow a BD member account sit you prior to you joining to ascertain areas that may require improvement?

24) What was your most memorable defense ingame? Pls describe briefly.

25) State the main advantages of a premium account.

26) What made you quit in the past?

27) What is your biggest strength and your biggest weakness?

28) Tell us what did you accomplished in the BD-DN war. Not to long but not too short also.

29) We want to learn who was myob connection in BD. we wont do nothing and keep it secret, but tell us what you know. having a rat in the house is no good.

30) It is a tribe rule that all applicants name a village: "PinkyToe is sexy"
 

MR.MR

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no one will weast their time on this unless you give past history

Oh smart one, he is offering his account to someone who wants it, he isn't trying to get an existing account in a top tribe... he doesn't have to offer any past history beyond the account name.
 

DeletedUser

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Oh smart one, he is offering his account to someone who wants it, he isn't trying to get an existing account in a top tribe... he doesn't have to offer any past history beyond the account name.

lol miss read as i am skimming like i always do thanks for catching that;)
 

DeletedUser

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i have a buddy that wants to kill me on world 30 lol bryan get at him his name is youngsutton lol watch his youtube too very funny
 

DeletedUser

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he doesnt have a name in 30 lol i killed him off when he pissed me off in Rl
 

DeletedUser

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You're so0o hardc0re!!111!11!one!!11!!

why is everything i say a darn fight with you guys?

and bryan i asked him and he said he cant do it because he has his rapping career to work on(and that laughable because hes white and sucks at rapping :lol:)
 
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DeletedUser

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Questionnaire?

[spoil]on 03.12. at 14:04
Hi sir. i am writing this mail to formally ask your invitation that i would like to join your tribe. i am an experienced player coming from world 3. hope you accept my letter.
Thanks and Good Day.

SmeXy Hippo on 03.12. at 22:00
Greetings [player]benchbanned[/player],

This is really exciting news to hear from you. We here at 1984 <3 points and thinking at the prospect of gaining 48,000+ points more makes my stomach go all funny and my legs tremble.

Now as you can understand for an elite tribe as our-selfs we have certain standards and recruitment policies to follow. Number one being recruit anyone and everyone, number two being to follow out a simple questionnaire for us you understand the kind of player and person you are.

All of this will help us determine if you have got what it takes to be along side the smelly Going Commando, the deadly SmeXy Hippo and the rest of the friendly gang.

So I ask you to fill out the following questions, please take your time and get back to us once complete. Remember there are no right or wrong answers but opinions, have fun:

1 ~ Have you ever played Tribal Wars before? If so details required.

2 ~ What times do you play tribal wars?

3 ~ Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

4 ~ How many hairs on the palm of your hand do you have?

5 ~ What shampoo do you use?

6 ~ Can blind people see their dreams?

7 ~ Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

8 ~ If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

9 ~ Is it wrong to enjoy the smell of your own gas?

10 ~ Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

11 ~ Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

12 ~ At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

13 ~ What is Satan's last name?

14 ~ What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?

15 ~ How does Freddy Kruger wipe his bottom?

16 ~ How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?

17 ~ Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?

18 ~ Do tea makers have coffee breaks?

19 ~ If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends?

20 ~ Do you like carrots?

21 ~ If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

22 ~ Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections?


Thanks for your time
~Smexiest Hippo
[/spoil]

And the answer
[spoil]
on 03.12. at 23:32
Ans.
1. Yes, i have a 2 1/2 years experienced before on world 3 with 1.1m+ points and im back playing TW for more than 5 months from now.

2. i usually play 23:00-05:00 and 14:00-20:00 server time

3.Their "helmets" were made of leather and canvas, and had the radio speakers over the ears.

4.none.

5.Head and Shoulders

6.yes, because in dreams there are now blind people even impossible things happen.

7.Because they are engorged with blood. Hemo is the medical prefix for related to the blood.(not sure about this one).

8.no because its only the same person.

9.no

10.yes

11.McDonald's staple foods are burgers and fries.

12. left part

13.Satan

14.i think any jedi would put a lightsaber on the water.

15.he uses his victims hands to wipe it.(hahaha)

16. hmm.when the blue smurf suffocates maybe their faces turned green.

17.Susan

18.no, because tea makers only capable of making tea.

19.so that barbie wont get lonely and she has her friends to talk to.

20.no i dont eat vegetables.. T_T

21.i made a very wrong decision.

22.to avoid medical infections.

~thats all my answer sir. thanks for the question i enjoy answering it even though its long it made me smile for a bit of time.

Thanks again and God Bless always.[/spoil]
:icon_biggrin:
 

DeletedUser79042

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Questionnaire?

[spoil]
Spoiler:
on 03.12. at 14:04
Hi sir. i am writing this mail to formally ask your invitation that i would like to join your tribe. i am an experienced player coming from world 3. hope you accept my letter.
Thanks and Good Day.

SmeXy Hippo on 03.12. at 22:00
Greetings [player]benchbanned[/player],

This is really exciting news to hear from you. We here at 1984 <3 points and thinking at the prospect of gaining 48,000+ points more makes my stomach go all funny and my legs tremble.

Now as you can understand for an elite tribe as our-selfs we have certain standards and recruitment policies to follow. Number one being recruit anyone and everyone, number two being to follow out a simple questionnaire for us you understand the kind of player and person you are.

All of this will help us determine if you have got what it takes to be along side the smelly Going Commando, the deadly SmeXy Hippo and the rest of the friendly gang.

So I ask you to fill out the following questions, please take your time and get back to us once complete. Remember there are no right or wrong answers but opinions, have fun:

1 ~ Have you ever played Tribal Wars before? If so details required.

2 ~ What times do you play tribal wars?

3 ~ Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

4 ~ How many hairs on the palm of your hand do you have?

5 ~ What shampoo do you use?

6 ~ Can blind people see their dreams?

7 ~ Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

8 ~ If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

9 ~ Is it wrong to enjoy the smell of your own gas?

10 ~ Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

11 ~ Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

12 ~ At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

13 ~ What is Satan's last name?

14 ~ What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?

15 ~ How does Freddy Kruger wipe his bottom?

16 ~ How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?

17 ~ Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?

18 ~ Do tea makers have coffee breaks?

19 ~ If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends?

20 ~ Do you like carrots?

21 ~ If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

22 ~ Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections?


Thanks for your time
~Smexiest Hippo





And the answer
[/spoil]
Good enough m8 :lol:
 
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