Amusing In Game Mails

DeletedUser

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All barons/dukes of tribes have funny in-game mails, trust me. I get them every day :icon_razz: Its good entertainment.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Nah not us... [DR] are a respectable tribe :icon_wink: jk. But lets have alook at some of yours then mikey :icon_biggrin:
 

ender_wiggin

Guest
Well, I have a good one. I'm removing tribe names and the guy's name, out of respect, but here it is:

please consider either an nap or alliane between the whole of the ***** family. this would benefit our tribe greatly and we would immediatlyey have lots of purple and blude dots surrounding us. you may think that our tribe is rubbish, but please, consider seriously my proposal.
yours honorably
&^#&$^&#
k*** governer for *****
 

DeletedUser

Guest
:lol: Better agree to that one... They get to have lots of "blude" dots...
 

DeletedUser1082

Guest
Got this 5 minutes ago. The guy sent an attack, I checked the distance, found out it was scouts, sent one at him, and he recalled his troops.

OK you got me - they were scouts, Scuffy asked me and I owed him a favor, wasn't too happy sending them to a 17k player so I am thinking debt paid - whats the story with you guys anyway - thought we were allies?

Kmac

Malreaux wrote:
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Those were scouts. They would not have brought you any resources. You do realize that, don't you?

kmac44 wrote:
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Sorry sending out cav for resources - mistyoed co ordinates

Kmac
 
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DeletedUser3301

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I have an amusing inner forum thread. This will be quite long.

Example of Bad Actions (Once Hit List) (closed)
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L33 The Great on Sep 13 at 10:16 said:
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Post here if diplomacy has failed and someone will not stop attacking you.
zebby300 on Oct 31 at 16:43 said:
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kunjpatel92
Points: 1.858
Rank: 5674
Tribe: UT3
» Write message

Villages Coordinates Points
Ghanshyam Nivas 426|450 1.858



he will not stop he is unfair
crazedmunkee on Oct 31 at 20:10 said:
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zebby300 wrote:
kunjpatel92
Points: 1.858
Rank: 5674
Tribe: UT3
» Write message

Villages Coordinates Points
Ghanshyam Nivas 426|450 1.858



he will not stop he is unfair


kunjpatel92 is from UT3, an ally...

so what's the story?
zebby300 on Nov 01 at 08:57 said:
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i little while befor on all the worlds one guy said he would kill my unless i leave the tribe and go to his i had no choice but in stead i came to this one now that guy want to kill me he thinks i left the tribe for no reaone
wappo on Nov 03 at 10:43 said:
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bad spelling dude
Andrew123 on Nov 03 at 15:57 said:
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better than mine ;-)
L33 The Great on Nov 03 at 22:52 said:
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zebby300, what do you have to say about this?

wato669 wrote:
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hi

this zebby guy is a total dick you know why? because he destoyed our tribe by deleting all out people termenating our allies and turning them into enimies destoyed our profile which said ut3 is gay and our tribe has been hurt alot. lost alot people in a tribe and then he leaves without saying anything. he is not to be trusted, we did nothing to him and he does all that to us so i dont care what you say i am going to smash and so are our allies when are building up massive attacks and when he decides to start over were going to smash that village and the same after that, oh and he didnt act alone

bye
L33 The Great on Nov 04 at 00:44 said:
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You were in that other tribe.

See The Evidence*
*(I had a link to TWplus here and didn't feel like re-posting it)
zebby300 on Nov 04 at 01:46 said:
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NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN I TOLD U I WAS FORCES TO DO IT
L33 The Great on Nov 04 at 02:51 said:
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Fair enough.
I can not fairly bleieve or disbelieve either story.
You weren't a leader in that tribe at any time, were you?

PS: I am sorry about what I said there; your post earlier was hard to understand.
crazedmunkee on Nov 04 at 02:59 said:
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zebby300 wrote:
NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN I TOLD U I WAS FORCES TO DO IT


you only said that you left the tribe because you were forced to... you never mentioned ANYTHING about the deletion of tribemembers and other activities in UT3...

and forced by whom? and in which world?

if we're going to help you (or keep you in the tribe even) we need to know the WHOLE story... otherwise nobody is going to trust you, especially when you've been doing these things in UT3... being forced to do it doesn't make things any better.

on the other hand, why didn't wato669 bring this issue up with us when zebby joined? instead he still chose to attack an ally... and that is also fishy imo...
Edited by crazedmunkee on Nov 04 at 03:03
+"(TWplus)" meant links to TWplus
L33 The Great on Nov 04 at 03:16 said:
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GIVEN
1. zebby300 is under attack by UT3
2. zebby300 was once a member of UT3
3. zebby300 had a village in W3 that he abandoned (TWplus)+ possibly due to attacks
4. kunjpatel92 has no W1 account (TWplus)+
5. kunjpatel92 was nearly wiped out of W2 (TWplus)+
6. kunjpatel92's W2 tribe at the time of the alleged threat never had zebby300 join it
a. time of threat determined to be shortly before 10/26/06 (TWplus)+
b. zebby300 changed in W2 from XigFa to T-P around that time (TWplus)+
c. kunjpatel92 was a member of the tribe IIA at the time (TWplus)+
7. Many members left UT3 just before zebby300 (TWplus)+

zebby300's story
1. forced to join kunjpatel92's tribe IN ALL WORLDS
2. left in W3 to join ME4

kunjpatel92's story
1. zebby300 was in UT3 as (I assume) baron
2. zebby300 messed up diplomacy, kicked members, destroyed profile, etc.
3. zebby300 (I assume) was demoted and kicked from the tribe
crazedmunkee on Nov 04 at 06:39 Quote Edit Delete geez... what a bloody mess this is...[/QUOTE said:
Elithrion on Nov 04 at 07:54 said:
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kunjpatel92's story seems to be true, however he may have excluded some facts/motivations which might mean that zebby300's story is also true :s ugh... too late around here for me to try.
compost on Nov 04 at 07:58 Quote Edit Delete
to much drama cut him loose i say

my 2 cents
zebby300 on Nov 04 at 11:22 said:
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why dont u ask the tribe who kept inviting me back in changed there name and destroyed there tribe marcus 26 or 24 at the time he said i am not playing anymore he don it and told me i had to i told evryone i have appoligiesed even trying to make there tribe better i invited people and changed there name back and marcus made me baron as well then forced me to do it
zebby300 on Nov 04 at 11:29 said:
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Bullying?

zebby300 wrote:
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Obliverator wrote:
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You think its a game, screwing up someone else's work?

zebby300 wrote:
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hi u dont no enething the real resone was marcus 26 said if i dont do it he will kill me its a game ok not my meanless life tell marcus i trying to suvive he said he will kill me even if i talk to your tribe sorrey

I NO i DON RONG I WAS FORCED BY SOME ONE TRICE MY SIZE
compost on Nov 04 at 16:51 said:
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hes in his own tribe of 1 now
lets us forget this annoyance ever happened
L33 The Great on Nov 05 at 00:46 said:
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No.

Remember this as an example of what happens to those who lie to their tribes and get caught due to TWplus.

I wasted a ton of time on this, but the end loss was not mine.
L33 The Great on Nov 05 at 00:48 said:
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Only aristocrats can post here. I locked this thread.
Aristocrats: please save this.
 

DeletedUser3302

Guest
Got this 5 minutes ago. The guy sent an attack, I checked the distance, found out it was scouts, sent one at him, and he recalled his troops.

OK you got me - they were scouts, Scuffy asked me and I owed him a favor, wasn't too happy sending them to a 17k player so I am thinking debt paid - whats the story with you guys anyway - thought we were allies?

Kmac

Malreaux wrote:
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Those were scouts. They would not have brought you any resources. You do realize that, don't you?

kmac44 wrote:
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Sorry sending out cav for resources - mistyoed co ordinates

Kmac

i wouldn´t call that bravery....not being paying a favour:icon_confused:
 

DeletedUser3302

Guest
this would benefit our tribe greatly and we would immediatlyey have lots of purple and blude dots surrounding us.

seems they don´t want to noble and if they do they want to send it very far....:icon_rolleyes:
 

XIllit

Guest
late night message

I edited it so it has to be read top to bottom instead of the inversed version:icon_wink:

xillit wrote:
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Well Hello there, I recently looked at your tribe's text and I read about us being insubordinate.. well being quite understanding of the word in question, and finding it kind off strange that you think about us that way. but as far as I know we never got an order from you guys and as far as I know we didn't do anything against our tribeleader ( insubordination means: going against a direct order from your leader or parent etc.)

well you ain't our leader and as far as I know you aint my mom or dad but don't think I'm sending you this message to be annoying but I send this letter with my best regards.

So just say you are going to war because member of their tribe sent you this stupid message, or just stop the war because in our tribe we aren't even at war with you guys and wait untill something really akward happens that triggers a war

Yours Truly Xillit


Ps. Sadly your leader of diplomatic affairs is missing so I send this message to you


XXXXXX wrote:
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your players chalenged us ,
we accepted
we bring swords
we bring cats
you wil be destroyed.


xillit wrote:
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Ohw Damn man I'm really allergic to cats, other than that they're cool animals :) I really want one but yeah my mom is like stupid animals and your allergic.. so I ain't allowed to have one :(

so I can't accept your cats because my mother will get mad at me for being INSUBORDINATE against her.


But I'm a sword collector ( Wel yeah it's cooler than stamps especially when you can use them. ) So you may bring your swords :)

Yours Truly Xillit
 

DeletedUser3302

Guest
I edited it so it has to be read top to bottom instead of the inversed version:icon_wink:

xillit wrote:
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Well Hello there, I recently looked at your tribe's text and I read about us being insubordinate.. well being quite understanding of the word in question, and finding it kind off strange that you think about us that way. but as far as I know we never got an order from you guys and as far as I know we didn't do anything against our tribeleader ( insubordination means: going against a direct order from your leader or parent etc.)

well you ain't our leader and as far as I know you aint my mom or dad but don't think I'm sending you this message to be annoying but I send this letter with my best regards.

So just say you are going to war because member of their tribe sent you this stupid message, or just stop the war because in our tribe we aren't even at war with you guys and wait untill something really akward happens that triggers a war

Yours Truly Xillit


Ps. Sadly your leader of diplomatic affairs is missing so I send this message to you


XXXXXX wrote:
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your players chalenged us ,
we accepted
we bring swords
we bring cats
you wil be destroyed.


xillit wrote:
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Ohw Damn man I'm really allergic to cats, other than that they're cool animals :) I really want one but yeah my mom is like stupid animals and your allergic.. so I ain't allowed to have one :(

so I can't accept your cats because my mother will get mad at me for being INSUBORDINATE against her.


But I'm a sword collector ( Wel yeah it's cooler than stamps especially when you can use them. ) So you may bring your swords :)

Yours Truly Xillit
....i can see two options.....a noob or....a noob
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Not revealing the name of the sender hear is a nice convo when i asked a tribe leader to boot out a refuge
Have you been attacking him for a while if so I shall boot him straight away we do not take fugitives in thanks
followed by this
If i boot him will you join thanks.
when i rejected his offer, he sent me this.
Their for I can not for the simple fact that he has been in RM and told every 1 that could come across too the new founded tribe due to RM been disbanded I will not leave him to die thats just not noce lol. But if you are ever intrested in joining us let me know thanks.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
<-- Had a bad experience with the RM tribe. Run by a bunch of 5 year olds. (Or at least it was) who didn't know how to spell.

Looks like they're back at it again....
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Lol, hardto, not cool to type a spelling error when you are proving a point :icon_wink:
 
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