Amusing In Game Mails

DeletedUser6491

Guest
You mean you aren't!

Some people just can't believe that the best tribes are not run by cruel tyranical rulers who keep their minions in line with an iron fist. Just from reading this forum I would really doubt that you were a despot but, you never know, Dan could be right?!?!?
 

henri6

Guest
maybe...
his P&P persona is totally diffrent from the internal leader persona
he eats unborn babies and beat people for fun inside
 

DeletedUser6491

Guest
henri6 said:
maybe...
his P&P persona is totally diffrent from the internal leader persona
he eats unborn babies and beat people for fun inside
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Oh snap I better start warning people before they join DV:icon_eek:
 

spleen mage

Guest
Sumner said:
When I ask for servitude I get told to.. Well, it can't be repeated, but you get the idea. Where Dan gets the idea that I am a despot, I have no idea.
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Sumner uses his secret brainwashing techniques, reducing us to having the same IQ as a pigeon.

*We must obey sumner. Obey. Obey.*
 

DeletedUser6491

Guest
:icon_eek:

Ahhhh so DV is a horde of mindeless zombies!!!

*gasp* and I thought you guys were deamons:icon_rolleyes:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I got this yesterday from a random n00b, for some reason he thinks he knows more about destroying an enemy than a known warmonger.

Subject Re(12): allies
Sender adds
Recipient Sumner
Sent Jun 18,2007 20:12
we do what

Sumner wrote:
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Considering my tribes ranking, I would say that we do.

adds wrote:
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but do u have a tactic on how to kill them properly

Sumner wrote:
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We already know how to kill our enemies thanks.

adds wrote:
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i tell u one thing we have tactics what can help u to kill ur enemies

Sumner wrote:
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Why would we NAP with a bunch of easy kills?

adds wrote:
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why again

Sumner wrote:
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Nope.

adds wrote:
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how about a nap

Sumner wrote:
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Don't want to.

adds wrote:
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why

Sumner wrote:
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Nope.

adds wrote:
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would u like to be allies with my tribe HOFT
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kökökökö

Guest
Kökökökö wrote:
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An act of war ofcourse hahaha :D

taden wrote:
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scouting is an act of war!! what are you doing!!!
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I got this yesterday from a noob after I warned them not to attack "my noob" :lol:
Sender Random Theron Guard
Recipient Ccucu
Sent Jun 20,2007 21:54

[idiota...]
you don't get the point you little lout

Ccucu wrote:
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Hmmm... hard question...

Random Theron Guard wrote:
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like i would?
think im that dumb?
what im saying is leave the knight hood alone, we leave you alone

Ccucu wrote:
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Delete your account, what are you waiting for?

Random Theron Guard wrote:
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i ahte multiplayer stuff like this, there is always a retard taht ruins everything

Ccucu wrote:
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Lol, can I sense some anger over there?

Random Theron Guard wrote:
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may i sugest you go hammer of dawn yoursielf you -blam!-

Ccucu wrote:
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then another peaceful game...
May I suggest Barbie Fairy Princess then?

Random Theron Guard wrote:
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i hate sim city

Ccucu wrote:
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Well I think you should get over that and go play Sim City

Random Theron Guard wrote:
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hmm colective punishemnt
i hate people who do that

Ccucu wrote:
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You guys bullied my friend also, so I am doing it to you now, so yo usee how it is.
OK?

Random Theron Guard wrote:
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why are you threatening us?
what did we do?

you act like a bully on a playground, and you should stop that
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stoneagewar3

Guest
Ccucu said:
I got this yesterday from a noob after I warned them not to attack "my noob" :lol:
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Got a question for him, can you ask if the "retard" refers to himself?
I am dying to know the answer for this question^^
 

Zemerok

Guest
ok, ive sent a random message to the best guy in F.U.K (NOT a swear word!)
"Hello", and i am waiting to see what he writes back. i am going to try and argue at the littlest thing he says :icon_biggrin: :icon_twisted:

just so happens its Rivkas Tribe :D

hows your day been?

RLPETT wrote:
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Hello to you!

zemerok wrote:
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Hello :)
 
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Scarge

Guest
i think this guy deserve's a spot in here,:

kkrzysiekk
Points: 528.811
Rank: 306
Tribe: Cult2

Top till bottem pls
kkrzysiekk wrote:
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hello:)

Scarge wrote:
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Hello :eek:
-Scarge

kkrzysiekk wrote:
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are You playing?? (well i'm answering you whit in 1 hour so take your gues)

Scarge wrote:
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maybe
-Scarge


kkrzysiekk wrote:
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so maybe I can take some Your villages ( well ofcors i dont know you hell dinet even knew you were close to me )

Scarge wrote:
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Well you can try if you want (wondering would he be some dum to give me an exscuse to noble him...)
-Scarge

kkrzysiekk wrote:
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:) ( i'm still confused bout that reply wtf?:|


You do thk not the entire world is dumb ore atleast not cult's top guns bud gue's what,:

dkid1574
Points: 481.101
Rank: 361
Tribe: CultDA

Proud Founder of Tribe CultDA.


dkid1574 wrote:
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How are you doin?

Just want you to know that my invite for you is still open.

Have a nice day!

Scarge wrote:
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what invite?:eek:

-Scarge

dkid1574 wrote:
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nah just actually saying hell0o to my neighbor ^^


Gues what there are easier and better way's to do it!!!!


And then the most disturbing 1,:

Syberdogis
Points: 35.377
Rank: 3631
Tribe: CultA


Syberdogis wrote:
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your summerhouse grows very quick, how do you do that?

Syberdogis


Althought it doe's make me wonder 3 useless mail's in 2-3days looks like there checking my activity!
ore there just plain stuped who will know?

-Scarge
 
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DeletedUser1714

Guest
Scarge said:
i think this guy deserve's a spot in here,:

kkrzysiekk
Points: 528.811
Rank: 306
Tribe: Cult2

Top till bottem pls
kkrzysiekk wrote:
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hello:)

Scarge wrote:
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Hello :eek:
-Scarge

kkrzysiekk wrote:
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are You playing?? (well i'm answering you whit in 1 hour so take your gues)

Scarge wrote:
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maybe
-Scarge


kkrzysiekk wrote:
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so maybe I can take some Your villages ( well ofcors i dont know you hell dinet even knew you were close to me )

Scarge wrote:
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Well you can try if you want (wondering would he be some dum to give me an exscuse to noble him...)
-Scarge

kkrzysiekk wrote:
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:) ( i'm still confused bout that reply wtf?:|
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:lol: Dude... He must be the most polite player in TW.
 
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