Amusing In Game Mails

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Althought it doe's make me wonder 3 useless mail's in 2-3days looks like there checking my activity!
ore there just plain stuped who will know?

-Scarge

It looks to me like somebody is looking for an arse kicking. :icon_neutral: It certainly isn't Scarge.
 
[06:19:22] Sumner says: "Alright Brothers and Sisters, we're are now officially under attack by the CA,

Let me start out by saying this "&(#&" the CA, we can take them. In many cases the morale penalties will have them crashing against our walls like water against rocks! Then as soon as we've weathered the storm, we're going to stick our fists straight up their buts, and wiggle our fingers. It will be glorious.

In the mean time, request support from CULT who should automatically support you, as this is what we created the MDP for. Then if it's more reasonable for your area, request support from any of our allies.

Oh and no you do not have permission to attack anyone from any tribe that hasn't attacked you first. You have automatic clearance to attack the CA tribes [DR], HTW-R, and most especially D.V. The only other tribe you have clearance to attack is PDM because we were already at war with them. That's it.


Now, stick it to them like it's your job! Oh wait... It "IS" your job!


S!

OT Gnas
Off-Topic Brotherhood, Leadership Council"
[06:19:29] Sumner says: What a #*(#*(*$) wierd #(&(#&#(*$
[06:21:06] cwolffgurl says: hes a *&#(*&#($
[06:21:14] Ender_wiggin says: hehe
[06:21:24] Ender_wiggin says: I've got a perfect little hiding place.
[06:21:39] Sumner says: He's actually proud because we have low morale against them.
[06:21:57] bigmannie.tw says: ROFFLF
[06:22:03] cwolffgurl says: lol
[06:22:04] Sumner says: "Then as soon as we've weathered the storm, we're going to stick our fists straight up their buts, and wiggle our fingers. It will be glorious."
[06:22:09] bigmannie.tw says: fists straight up their buts, and wiggle our fingers. It will be glorious.
[06:22:12] Sumner says: He's a bit perverted too.
[06:22:13] cwolffgurl says: my worst morale issue is 95%
[06:22:15] bigmannie.tw says: thats the &#(&$($ gayest thing ever
[06:22:17] bigmannie.tw says: hahahhahahaha
[06:22:25] bigmannie.tw says: what a #$%$##$
[06:22:28] bigmannie.tw says: oh my god
[06:22:32] bigmannie.tw says: i can't stop laughing
 
a conversation i had a while ago:

DO NOT ATTACK UNDER ANY SURCOMSTANCES THIS WILL BE A THREAT TO YOU AND YOUR OTHER GUYS! IF YOU HAVE ATTACKED THEM ALL OF MY TRIBE MEMBERS WILL ATTACK AND WE WILL BE HAVING WAR AGAINST YOU SO LAY ONE FINGER AND 1000 TIMES OF YOU WILL COME STRIGHT AT YOU!!!

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Who the hell do you think you are? I have never heard of you and as far as i can establish you are nothing but a n00b. You have less than half my points and your tribe is ranked.... i dont even remember how far down. Yet you have the sheer audacity to threaten the aristocracy of the number one tribe both in the world and on your continent with absolutely no reason behind it. And threaten with war no less. More to the point you thaught it best to use capitals and exclamation marks to make more of a point yet you did not even use correct english and it barely makes sense. However this is not to insinuate that you are in any way of a lesser interlect as you are obviously a much better mathmetician than i am as you can make 1000 x 238.525points equal the 14.749points of your tribe. in my book that would be created by a division of 20 (the number of times smaller your tribe is) not the 1000 times which you claim. For these reasons the only thing i can do is laugh at the utter stupidity of what you have just done. If there is any more of this it is you who will find yourselves with war declared upon them and being crushed by the *****

Kindest regards

AC

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OH SHUT YOUR TRAP!!!!

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after i went to all that trouble youd thing youd at least grace me with a reply which is a little better than "OH SHUT YOUR TRAP!!!!". i am a little dissapointed, well not too much tho as i didn't really expect any better.

Yours sincerely AC
xxx
 
i think this guy deserve's a spot in here,:

kkrzysiekk
Points: 528.811
Rank: 306
Tribe: Cult2

Top till bottem pls
kkrzysiekk wrote:
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hello:)

Scarge wrote:
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Hello :o
-Scarge

kkrzysiekk wrote:
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are You playing?? (well i'm answering you whit in 1 hour so take your gues)

Scarge wrote:
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maybe
-Scarge


kkrzysiekk wrote:
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so maybe I can take some Your villages ( well ofcors i dont know you hell dinet even knew you were close to me )

Scarge wrote:
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Well you can try if you want (wondering would he be some dum to give me an exscuse to noble him...)
-Scarge

kkrzysiekk wrote:
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:) ( i'm still confused bout that reply wtf?:|


You do thk not the entire world is dumb ore atleast not cult's top guns bud gue's what,:

dkid1574
Points: 481.101
Rank: 361
Tribe: CultDA

Proud Founder of Tribe CultDA.


dkid1574 wrote:
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How are you doin?

Just want you to know that my invite for you is still open.

Have a nice day!

Scarge wrote:
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what invite?:o

-Scarge

dkid1574 wrote:
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nah just actually saying hell0o to my neighbor ^^


Gues what there are easier and better way's to do it!!!!


And then the most disturbing 1,:

Syberdogis
Points: 35.377
Rank: 3631
Tribe: CultA


Syberdogis wrote:
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your summerhouse grows very quick, how do you do that?

Syberdogis


Althought it doe's make me wonder 3 useless mail's in 2-3days looks like there checking my activity!
ore there just plain stuped who will know?

-Scarge

Jeezz we were just be friendly with our neighbors. If I was to check your activity I'd scout you already.
 
Xxxx wrote:
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I'm taking my fun elsewhere =p

wwwwwww wrote:
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It's a game. It suppose to be fun

Xxxx wrote:
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not for you. Just found out some new info

wwwwwww wrote:
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Looks like this will be a fun day. :-)


This is between a friend of mine, and a guy he is attacking (they are at war).
My friend is the "wwwwwww", and obviously the other guy is the one he is attacking. :lol:
 
Friend of mine got this post.


mister x wrote:
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Helo, we are allies. I want to make it a proposal. I it sending resources and you destroys the small village xxx village (xxx|xxx) K58.

My brother is the neighbor of it was attacked by it. I am very far for attacks it. Accepted you my proposal?

Great I hug.

I wish I got post like that,
I could do with a hug..
 
To emmer: Sounds like that person thinks they are Borat or something.


now mine. Look at http://forum.tribalwars.net/showthread.php?t=20958



Subject Re(2): whats going on man why are you attacking me
Sender sinfullsoulblade
Recipient Imori
Sent Aug 03,2007 03:46
YOU GUYS WERE FOR A WHILE MAN WHAT HAPPENED DID MY CLAN MEMBER DO SOMETHING STUPID AGAIN I SERIOUSLY GETTING IRITATED WITH THIS CLAN I STARTED IT THINKING IT WOULD BE FUN BUT THEN ALL THESE LITTLE KIDS JIONED IT SEEMS WILE I WAS AWAY IM READY TO LEAVE THIS CLAN EAVEN THOUGH I WORKED HARD ON IT ITS NOT WORTH SALVAGING ANYMORE YOU THINK I COULD JION YOUR TEAM AT LEAST WITH YOUR CLAN I DONT HAVE TO BABY SIT THIS IS RIDICULOUS MAN I WILL SERVE AS A STRONG WARRIOR FOR THE CLAN

Imori wrote:
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Lol we are not allies! The FF family would never ally with a tribe as pathetic as yours. Wanna go to war though? :D

sinfullsoulblade wrote:
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dude why are you attacking me we were allies i dont know whos the idiot that took you off are allied list but we were
 
Subject Fuk you
Sender hazcool
Recipient MM_HUN
Sent Aug 10,2007 23:45
our tribe will kick your tribes ass bring it bitches

We haven't even met these guys, I guess he has just randomly sent some mail like this to show his immature stupidity and the way they think a cool guy should behave in a wargame ;)

Unfortunately, my nobles are already overworking to take the efficient amount of _KOH_ villages, otherwise I would take a small ride to the rim for this kid to wash his mouth & brain with his young blood.
 
I received a similar message from the same player:

What a punk.

Sender hazcool
Recipient yukon1972
Sent Aug 10,2007 23:34
i msorry but im going to have to declare war on you you guys are taking all the gd villages for nobling and you dont even deserve them your tribe has no experience and to be honest ill be glad when my tribe wipes you off this world your a waste of space so for this your at war with us
 
So far they have declared war with FF and Cult. Who next? I might just abandon ship... :icon_rolleyes:
 
Ok this is hilayous, I nobled a guy next me a few days ago, now just today I recived a mail from two of his tribemembers......


chuky wrote:
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Stop attacking Juhotzu or will handle this in hard way!!! You want to get nobled ?


Ok ok I promiss I will not attack him anymore!



gunchux wrote:
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I heard that you have attacked member of our tribe... Juhotzu
Could you please stop it ? i like to talk with words but if you will make me angry with attacking him once more than you will suffer !!!

I will not be attacking you'r fellow tribemate anymore, that is a promise!

I think that Il attack some more ToG members, they seem well organised.....
 
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