Amusing In Game Mails

DeletedUser

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xxxx wrote:
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Congratz on getting my village. Hope you do well in the game by.

:icon_rolleyes:
 

headhunter@

Guest
help needed here... guys, i don't speak 1331... can anyone help? i tried looking it up online - all i can find is lance armstrong foundation or ladies against feminism..

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TheMacslayer wrote:
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laf

headhunter@ wrote:
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care to share your rationale on why sending axe/spear fakes from the same village? surely they look extremely real ;)
 

DeletedUser1714

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headhunter@ said:
help needed here... guys, i don't speak 1331... can anyone help? i tried looking it up online - all i can find is lance armstrong foundation or ladies against feminism..

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TheMacslayer wrote:
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laf

headhunter@ wrote:
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care to share your rationale on why sending axe/spear fakes from the same village? surely they look extremely real ;)
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Maybe it's just short for laugh?
 

DeletedUser6491

Guest
Or it is an undiscovered alien language which looses most of it's meaning in even spelling with this alphabet never mind translating it.

It could be some super duper scary ultra destructive threat:icon_cool:
 

DeletedUser4346

Guest
OK, so this is not an IGM, but it is funny as hell. A frind of mine in another tribe was asked in their forum to translate a paragraph into their own language. here was his response.

All names have been changed to protect the innocent


The best tribe of this world is the ******. My mates are very experienced and smart players, all of them are good strategists. Anytime I need help I get support, and I protect my tribemates when they are attacked.
For the *****!

Da mos' smack down gang in da hood gotta believe, is ****** REPRESENT!! My homies all be players and dey know how to lay it down. Dey got my back with da gat, and I be havin theirs to the end. Aint no Po-Pos comin on up in our hood and leavin alive

*****!! REPRESENT

East Oakland, ebonics

I laugh every time I read it
 

DeletedUser

Guest
can you put me in your sisters tribe?

1deadly1 wrote:
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We are not accepting new members at this time.

bronzl wrote:
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helloo there i would love to join your tribe, i am active player and started nobling villages around me....

thank you for your answer,

bronzl
may the force be with you
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1st) I wasn't aware my sister played this game?
2nd) Weak in you, the force is, young one.
3rd) Since when does the job "Diplomat" imply recruiter?
 

DeletedUser

Guest
JethroTull said:
OK, so this is not an IGM, but it is funny as hell. A frind of mine in another tribe was asked in their forum to translate a paragraph into their own language. here was his response.

All names have been changed to protect the innocent


The best tribe of this world is the ******. My mates are very experienced and smart players, all of them are good strategists. Anytime I need help I get support, and I protect my tribemates when they are attacked.
For the *****!

Da mos' smack down gang in da hood gotta believe, is ****** REPRESENT!! My homies all be players and dey know how to lay it down. Dey got my back with da gat, and I be havin theirs to the end. Aint no Po-Pos comin on up in our hood and leavin alive

*****!! REPRESENT

East Oakland, ebonics

I laugh every time I read it
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actully in oakland high they teach ebonics there as a class. its a set course and everything. if you look closing talking like "im pimpin becuase i knows how to talk in the hood" actuly has a certain way of talking. its like a diffrent language.
 

Hellsight

Guest
hcknights said:
actully in oakland high they teach ebonics there as a class. its a set course and everything. if you look closing talking like "im pimpin becuase i knows how to talk in the hood" actuly has a certain way of talking. its like a diffrent language.
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I know ebonics is a different language, but I never knew it had its own class. What is the name of the class?
 

DeletedUser

Guest
ebonics... lol. the teacher was on the news and he was about 5-5 balding and had big glasses on his head. i couldn't belive he was teaching that class. then they asked him to speak ebonics and well he spoke ebonics alright.
 

DeletedUser1714

Guest
This made me laugh loads. I nearly fell for it as well! :icon_confused:

The convo starts with a message from a guy in Cult who's sent attacks from about 300 hours away. *yawn* :icon_wink:

Read from bottom to top.
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mcsqu81 wrote:
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Ah I see. Well it's an honour to be being attacked by a veteran of the german server. Even if you are from Cult. :p ;)

Panja wrote:
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lol, thank you :)
Most of the players there have 900 villy's atleast if your little bit good and know what your doing.The german server started b4 the .net server so that explain the amount of villages ;)

mcsqu81 wrote:
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lol... I was starting to think you were a genuine oversized n00b.

1600 villages!? :-| That's insane!

Panja wrote:
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lol mcsqu81 think good. ofcourse I know what to send and what not.
first I'm a german player from the german server.On the german server I have around 1600 villages ;) Yes, yes I have no life.And on this period of time I can be extra online on the .net version
I'm only messing with you about sw/sp, I hope you didn't think I ment it lol.



mcsqu81 wrote:
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Nope... They're defensive troops. The English axes are for attacking the German SW and SP. ;)

My Germans are going to beat your Germans because your Germans are attacking but would prefer to be defending.

Panja wrote:
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poeple/soldiers. Don't you attack with spears and swords?

mcsqu81 wrote:
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What's manschafte mean?

Panja wrote:
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I don't build them I don't like them, they look weak!!!
I beated up 500.000 english soldiers with my german spears and swords!! you beated how much? 50.000 with your troops...Spears and swords are Uber manschafte!!


mcsqu81 wrote:
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So what do you say about the fact that axes and LC have a much higher attack rating than sp and sw.

I presume you're German then. lol

Panja wrote:
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I don't build those, they lacking in attack force.They are like the english men in ww1.German military, machine gun blow them away.
sw/sp= machine germany
axe/lc=english soldiers who lines up and wait to be killed.

mcsqu81 wrote:
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A DR player!? Shocking!

So what do you use axes and light cavalry for?

Panja wrote:
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uhmm most of those 26 villages are abandoned from DR player I think. I hitted and hitted him with sw and sp so he quite, he mailed me with you won, this game is stupid and deleted his account -.-

mcsqu81 wrote:
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Tell me... are those 26 villages you've taken abandoned and/or Cult inactives? sw and sp certainly won't do much damage against real opponents.

Panja wrote:
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whats wrong with Swords and spears? I'm the top1 because it it with capturing 26 villages last week...heres nothing wrong with sp and sw.....are you a noob in this game?

mcsqu81 wrote:
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Not telling ya! :p You'll just have to wait and see. ;)

I'll laugh so much if you really are attacking me with sw and sp. :)

Panja wrote:
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Yea so you can pull your support out. Did you also sended fakes? or do I have to kill your swords and spears also>?

mcsqu81 wrote:
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lol... I'm sure you're joking. Let me guess... They're all fakes?

Panja wrote:
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because I sended swords and spears, they are awsome

mcsqu81 wrote:
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What makes you so confident? :p

Panja wrote:
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haha I don't think you will survive it.

mcsqu81 wrote:
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Yup.. Looking forward to it. Can always use the extra points on my opponents defeated ranking.

Panja wrote:
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160 hours untill the attack -.-
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Subject Fw: letter of war
Sender ****
Recipient RIP06
Sent Sep 20,2007 19:50


dacer wrote:
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hi

i am dacer and you village is destroy

thank you for you attention

my aliad personal is rip06 and my tribe is ff4

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Now that guy is not my Personal Allie and also is not an FF member as he said :icon_eek:

He just mailed a random guy with that, and the guy forwarded it to me.
 

DeletedUser3942

Guest
whats wrong with sw and sp :icon_wink: and I love sending long distance attacks :swordsman: :spear:
 

countzepplin

Guest
JethroTull said:
OK, so this is not an IGM, but it is funny as hell. A frind of mine in another tribe was asked in their forum to translate a paragraph into their own language. here was his response.

All names have been changed to protect the innocent


The best tribe of this world is the ******. My mates are very experienced and smart players, all of them are good strategists. Anytime I need help I get support, and I protect my tribemates when they are attacked.
For the *****!

Da mos' smack down gang in da hood gotta believe, is ****** REPRESENT!! My homies all be players and dey know how to lay it down. Dey got my back with da gat, and I be havin theirs to the end. Aint no Po-Pos comin on up in our hood and leavin alive

*****!! REPRESENT

East Oakland, ebonics

I laugh every time I read it
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It's a pity that for the most part, only Americans would understand the sheer comedy in this case that a segment of our own population could invent a new language with basically the same words :p
 
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