An Ode To AXE

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Darkness to Mirinia,
Have you been spamming ?
Bosco12h lay quiet,
He must have been shaming.

DanteDMC had a whisper with Cheese,
This fight with WAR, isn’t it a breeze.

Dragon and kenshilito, arms folded and stern,
With oriental wisdom say, with experience you will learn.

Gimli and daguo new kids on the block,
Hanging high fives, couldn’t give a fock.

Jagster said to Nobled, do you think,
The front of War will shrink and shrink ?

Emboni and pmgs walked up and said,
Quite a clever move, when Godly and TT got wed.

Jazzy said to cher-cher, my villies are going !
Cher-cher to jazzy – pull you trousers up, your pants are showing.

Nephiko takes Valpo to aside,
Say’s ‘Bud, taking them -I- villages, it’s gonna turn the tide.

Coolbreeze to ssgpapa, got your nukes all ready ?
Ssgpapa to Cool…’Yawn… to late I’m of to beddy.

Zelfios is just biding his time,
While leeold uses medication to clear up the slime.

2 hidden weapons, ped6 and $dragon,
They’re on the way to you, hitch your belongings to your wagon.

Matrix to kplummer90 – who the hell are you ?
Kplummer90 to Matrix – I’m active and I’m new.

From such auguements, ghorabi and AncientHoard away steer,
Two veterans smiling slightly, raising a beer.

Doumeki, pakun ‘We offer our cash..
To the man who works hardest, his name is …. Xannash.

John Lenin, WindWalker, clintaldean fight hard,
To the sweet song of Elboriqua, ‘tis AXE’s only bard.

Garyhelton and Sueco say to Tuna,
Bud, grab your villies back (wish you’d done it sooner).

McBoozie, lord of them all,
Sends fl@rin off to summon his fool,
Upon Blue’s arrival, the declaration is made,
Upon the scales of spamming, your crimes have been weighted.

Medic and krazy, planning their strikes,
Then off to war, on their harley Davidson Bikes.

Steak, Crysalith and Greynova wonder, can we do more ?
..as they watch their ODA ranking hit the floor.

song zhao yu to Protectorus..’You are no lesser,
just because (unlike Snipershot83) you’re not a cross dresser.

Now to the 3 Knights…Sir Avalon, wakasm and dannz,
Their enemies go screaming when their Nukes lands.

IvchaM and grebro, their best still to show,
Their final plans ? only their victims will know.

Unstoppable jugganaults, that’s PR ONE and Gutts,
Watch their targets kiss goodbye to their butts.

Nearly to the top, we have jaffe25 and Jedi,
The latter great as a fighter, but as a sitter…sigh.
Now..I don’t think I said enough about Jaffe,
But just look at his stats and do the math.

Top of the shop we have Siddhartha,
That’s all peeps, we can’t go Further.

In summary, what can we say about AXE ?
Should we all be pressing the wall to our Backs ?
In their conflicts are they doing poor ?
(unlike Basil, SHOULD we mention the WAR ?)

Well, experience will win out, and I can’t lie,
They’ve won their spurs against the –I-.
Now that’s over, plans are being made,
Maps are mulled over, tactics are laid.

Merged tribes with your acolytes, members beware,
Your farms and your walls AXE will soon tear,
Nukes will land, their cats will send fire,
Into your headquarters, to be your funeral pire,

Back out to the map, do you see a change ?
Blue to orange, across the range.
Your defence was weak, your spear lax,
Yourself to blame, oh..and AXE.
 

DeletedUser

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Time and effort, sterling job shall we have crumpets my dear?

Me thinks me knows the poet:icon_cool:
 

DeletedUser

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I am beeing mentioned.. thats all it takes to make me happy ^.^
 

DeletedUser

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Im not sure if this was meant to insult us or to compliment us but either way it is pretty good.
 

blaise12

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dont think that will be happening for a while because you lost one of your biggest members arab4ever but its good
 

DeletedUser

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lol i dont think he is insulting you..... thats why it says about them being to blame for your death and lose.
 

DeletedUser

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dont think that will be happening for a while because you lost one of your biggest members arab4ever but its good

even tho arab is gone, there are many other strong players like him.:icon_razz:
 

xannash

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Fun poem to read. Many truths lay hidden within. It is apparent the author is one of our members...but whom? Although I think that I know it's curious as to why the hidden identity :icon_wink:
 

DeletedUser

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Nice work CW, thoroughly enjoyed a well thought out and light hearted read in here for a change :)
 

DeletedUser

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Yes, my real tag I hide,
To make comments without scorn.
To offer a humorous aside,
Without feeling torn.
 

DeletedUser

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Ah, so here it is, the flaming I had thought,
That would come eventually (though never sought).
I do not post often, as It would become tiresome soon,
(but let’s be honest, it makes the girls swoon !)
 
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