AsAss Love

[DeletedUser]

Declaration of WAR!

Attention everybody, are your asses ready?

Ready or not here comes the spanking!

It's not everyday you get to see how much weight that Ass can take.

"Brew up plenty of beer for we will be thirsty after ravaging your villages and taking your spoils from past battles. If when you see our armies drawing near and hear our battle rattle, you wish to run or hide in huddled masses do not fret."



"We shall fight on the beaches" - Ransed


Special Mention :Csf63 thanks you for your invitation to AsAss, but has chosen to let you put your application up your ass. Have fun getting an ass pounding .


Good Luck Team Wolfpack

 

[margasusi]

people who dont know and read this may think you're serious

but, you attacked first
and we declared war after

you had 2 spies in our tribe
younoob and shoot

that's a strategy,
i just think that if you werent scared you'd need them

anyway good luck everyone

 

[Apathetic h0llygh0st]

From those spies we heard of your plans against us and your stacking as well.

If you make plans that don't work out and get the initiative stolen from you, it doesn't change the fact that you started what otherwise might have been postponed till the server had ended in 2 weeks.

 

[margasusi]

we would catch you in those 2 weeks,
you would have to attack us to win

we were just getting ready
we dont need spies there like you do

 

[Apathetic h0llygh0st]

we would catch you in those 2 weeks,
you would have to attack us to win

we were just getting ready
we dont need spies there like you do

Though I doubt your ability to properly predict you catching up to us in 2 weeks due to your oversight of letting not one, but two spies into your tribe...

Even if by some miracle you would have caught up (Yes miracle, I've been able to noble free villages for weeks now.) You still would not have won the battle. While nobling your former tribemate you didn't even bother to time support, or even nukes infront of your nobles. Good luck winning a war then.

 

[DeletedUser]

Side 1:
Tribes: wP
Side 2:
Tribes: AsAss

Timeframe: Last 24 hours

Total conquers:

Side 1: 27
Side 2: 43
Difference: 16

Total conquers against opposite side:

Side 1: 10
Side 2: 4
Difference: 6

Points value of total conquers:

Side 1: 249,013
Side 2: 392,585
Difference: 143,572

Points value of total conquers against opposite side:

Side 1: 104,484
Side 2: 35,514
Difference: 68,970

 

[margasusi]

Though I doubt your ability to properly predict you catching up to us in 2 weeks due to your oversight of letting not one, but two spies into your tribe...

Even if by some miracle you would have caught up (Yes miracle, I've been able to noble free villages for weeks now.) You still would not have won the battle. While nobling your former tribemate you didn't even bother to time support, or even nukes infront of your nobles. Good luck winning a war then.

i didnt because there was no need
still nobled 10

you were sitting him
you were supporting him

why not count him in the stats?

 

[DeletedUser]

I think ijs attacked us much before we launched on you.
We don't count him because he isn't WP (atleast yet)
We were sitting him because you were bullying your tribemate

 

[Age of Ultron]

Ah , im missing all the fun , wish i could still play :icon_sad:

Good luck wP Go win the world!

 

[Apathetic h0llygh0st]

i didnt because there was no need
still nobled 10

you were sitting him
you were supporting him

why not count him in the stats?

I didn't see any support whilst sitting YouNoob, though I might have missed it. Tbh I was busy dodging and was only on it for an hour or so.
You nobled 10? Good for you.
Feel free to count him in the stats. I'm sure nobody would mind, though it won't change the outcome of this... Well war I suppose.

 

[BlackGrimReaper]

ok for the love of stats here it is:

Side 1:
Tribes: wP
Players: YouNoob?
Side 2:
Tribes: AsAss

Timeframe: Last week

Total conquers:

Side 1: 167
Side 2: 158
Difference: 9

Total conquers against opposite side:

Side 1: 49
Side 2: 79
Difference: 30

Points value of total conquers:

Side 1: 1,479,641
Side 2: 1,366,737
Difference: 112,904

Points value of total conquers against opposite side:

Side 1: 481,895
Side 2: 729,394
Difference: 247,499

we are lossing im scared i should hit delete RIP ME

 

[arabela]

we would catch you in those 2 weeks,
you would have to attack us to win

we were just getting ready
we dont need spies there like you do

 

[margasusi]

did you mlk didnt like other races?
or you just thought he was an awesome guy who fought for everyone?

spies are a strategy
just not one that i would use

 

[BlackGrimReaper]

well they volunteered not that i forced them either way they wont help you even if they dont join us..and besides with you noob, we've been in talks since world beginning so no offense..

PS: lets not forget the time you we're asking BSK to turn on us and some other few tribes around, guess what comes around, goes around...

 

[DeletedUser]

Side 1:
Tribes: wP
Side 2:
Tribes: AsAss


Timeframe: Last 48 hours


Total conquers against opposite side:


Side 1: 58
Side 2: 17
Difference: 41

Points value of total conquers against opposite side:


Side 1: 569,048
Side 2: 155,750
Difference: 413,298

 

[DeletedUser]

Update

Side 1:
Tribes: wP
Side 2:
Tribes: AsAss

Timeframe: Last 48 hours

Total conquers against opposite side:

Side 1: 53
Side 2: 9
Difference: 44

Points value of total conquers against opposite side:

Side 1: 506,287
Side 2: 87,175
Difference: 419,112

 

[DeletedUser]

Side 1:
Tribes: wP
Players: csf63
Side 2:
Tribes: AsAss


Timeframe: Last week


Total conquers against opposite side:


Side 1: 141
Side 2: 23
Difference: 118

Points value of total conquers against opposite side:


Side 1: 1,375,623
Side 2: 212,549
Difference: 1,163,074

 

[BlackGrimReaper]

Hp is won

 

[Apathetic h0llygh0st]

Congrats :icon_smile:

 

[arabela]

Congrats!!! <3