How to Guide: Diplomacy
*SMOKE goes to see Auphan*
SMOKE: Hey, Auphan ?
Auphan: Thats us, whats up ?
SMOKE: Can we merge ?
SMOKE: Ok Anyway...as you know by now, we are internalling TheR.
Auphan: Yeah. We noticed.
SMOKE: Well, we're going to continue with that. Then, think about recruiting a few of them.
Auphan: Nobling our war targets isnt enough, you have to recruit them too ?
SMOKE: We will work with you afterwards to finish them off...
Auphan: We're doing just fine. What's the point ?
SMOKE: We dont want War-Peace nobling all the freebies.
Auphan: Seems legit.
SMOKE: So, what do you say ?
Auphan: Give us some time to think about it.
Smoke: Ok, sounds good!
*SMOKE turns to ZIPS*
SMOKE: Hey ZIPS, got a propostion for ya!
ZIPS: Go on...
SMOKE: Can we merge ?
ZIPS: No. What would we get out of that ?
SMOKE: What if we say as a rule, no attacking friends ?
ZIPS: Still a no.
SMOKE: What about lots of internals ?
ZIPS: Mind... not changed.
SMOKE: Hm..ok Anyway, how goes it nobling the KOC villas we cleared ?!
ZIPS: Seriously ? Dont give me that.
SMOKE: We nuked them, and now you're nobling and claiming tons ?
ZIPS: Your point is ?
SMOKE: Well, anything we nuked is ours!
ZIPS: Thats funny. How so ?
SMOKE: You're claiming villas closer to us, than yourselves...What if we do the same ?
ZIPS: Do it.
SMOKE: I see no point in us arguing, lets leave this here for now.
*SMOKE goes to check on TheR*
SMOKE: Hey guys!
TheR: Hey babycakes!
SMOKE: How are you holding up against Auphan ?
TheR: Were losing players left and right...Sitting more accounts than we have active. We cant keep this up for much longer.
SMOKE: Where do you need more support? We're on it.
TheR: Sweet! Il pm the co-ords.
SMOKE: Nice. Hey, let us internal your inactives, we will help defend close range with sniping and quick stacks.
TheR: Nice idea! Here, noble WolfEmpire and Krystalballty.
SMOKE: Ok, just let the tribe know.
TheR: KPland just quit, better take his villas too, before Auphan do.
SMOKE: haha, dw we got this
TheR: Damn, looks like Ram-Me-Harder wants to merge with Logboss, let me sort this out.
TheR: Sorted, his villas are ours now.
SMOKE: LOL! Time to put those Auphans in their place!
*Auphan and ZIPS meet up*
Auphan: Sup guys ?
ZIPS: Nothing much, long weekend...you ?
Auphan: Well, been hearing some weird stuff from SMOKE.
ZIPS: Funny, us too.
Auphan: Wanting to team up and steal a world win with mass mergers etc ?
ZIPS: Basically, lol
Auphan: Those ex-w54 guys just want to merge and internal, well... the ones down south.
ZIPS: Yeah, they have been trying to keep the south strong, and then screw over the north with their lies.
Auphan: Clearly not working, aha
ZIPS: Nope. Asking you guys for a merge, then asking us for the same thing ?
Auphan: Bad Diplomacy 101 right there.
ZIPS: haha, yeah...clowns.
Auphan: We are going to declare soon. We cant have them continue to noble TheR while defending them.
ZIPS: They are annoying us too.
Auphan: Declare with us ?
ZIPS: Yeah. Lets teach them the error of their ways.
Auphan: Excellent, let us know when you're ready.
ZIPS: Sweet, will do.
SMOKE have tried screwing over the two largest tribes in the North.
They have had plans all along to cause a North Vs South war. Since Auphan and ZIPS have eaten through the core, they changed their minds. Too late...
For anyone who might be thinking "2 tribes on 1 ? Thats unfair!".
Auphan and ZIPS have held a strong relationship since June 2013. Any conversations the south had with either of us, have been shared. We listened simply to humor the southern players that wanted a North - South war. Thought you were pulling our strings? Well...we were pulling yours.
Not long ago now, the Southern tribes thought they had complete control. Bragging about it. Trying to tempt the northern tribes into merges with them. Didn't work... Not working... Wont work.
Now. Time to test the theory 'Theres no SMOKE without fire'.
Auphan + ZIPS Declare War On SMOKE!
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