October 9th, 2010 For immediate release Noobaxes announces that is quiting RAM for good Noobaxes today announced due to recent events that he will no longer be a member of the RAM family. In recent days, a series of very unfortunate events occurred and could not be tolerated by him. “I will never tolerate any of my own tribe members to use direct, indirect or veiled threats against me, EVER” noobaxes said. In fact, Noobaxes received a threat mail from a ghost from the past that pretends to be duke of RAM, Cshipley. (See attachment). It was the culminating point that means there will be no turning back. In previous days, Noobaxes lost all his duke and baron privileges over some unknown information. Here’s what Noobaxes had to say about this: “I find it a bit rich for them to pretend that I do nothing for the tribe when it comes to operations planning since nobody in council actually organizes decent operations other than counting nukes and throwing them at the enemies villages. ” In fact, Noobaxes tried many times to have his opinions counted inside the council discussions on many topics but it was simply ignored. Among the tasks he had to do, he had to build good relations with DECIDE. “You spend some time trying to build good relations with people and some others just ruin your work for the sake of looking big on a map.” Noobaxes said. In reality, many members in RAM’s council agreed with him that it was a poor decision but simply won’t talk publicly since freedom of speech and disagreement with the leaders are not tolerated : “RAM’s arrogance has grown a lot since they took the #1 spot. It’s like we were bigger and better than the rest of the universe. It became like some sectarian movement: Follow or die. The day is coming when most members will snap back to reality.” RAM has recently mentioned that they were willing to take on the whole world by themselves. Most people rightfully laugh at RAM for thinking itself as such a great tribe: “You know, Karmax has himself said that RAM had lower skill level than Phoenx and that they were better because they are more friendly. Well, now they are in a situation where not only are they outmatched by skills, but also by numbers. One has to think where this can actually lead a tribe.” [SPOIL] [/SPOIL] Noobaxes has recently recycled his TW career in palliative care counselling. His business constitute in redirecting TW members to a good place to die. He simply refer them to Drift and RAM and expect his 200$ for his good services. -30- Noobaxes Press Office Contact in game _____________________________________________________________________________________________ Backgrounder cshipley on 08.10. at 23:38 Circular Story. Once upon a time, there was a man called Pantallica who lived a pleasant part of the world known as K66. Pantallica was a very big boy, he has lots of toys (villages) to play with and was very friendly and had lots of fun within his family and friends. One day however, he became upset with his parents and started saying things that made Pantallica's parents feel he might leave home soon. Pantallica's parents were concerned, they helped put a lot of time and effort into helping him grow up in this world and how to acquire lots of toys. One day it became very clear that Pantallica's displays in public were bringing great embarrassment to the family name and they would need to discipline him or he will never learn. One day when Pantallica was fast asleep, Pantallica's neighbours Cshipley, Crasula, Orclord and Fightclub snook into Pantallica's bedroom and began taking his toys away. One by one by one Pantallica lost all of his toys and then when he had no toys remaining he could play and have fun with the other boys anymore and had to leave. Moral of the story, loyalty to your friends above all. The End. My loyalty isn't blind nor free and needs to be deserved.