Cokie Presents...

[germanwind]

As you may have noticed, we're quite new to this war thing.
See... we declare, but don't really attack.

Well, I thought it was all about rhyming, but *sp* seem not to be answering our rhyming..

 

[DeletedUser116275]

We have better things to do with our time, than sit in this forum and rhyme.

 

[Dannyh3]

We have better things to do with our time, than sit in this forum and rhyme.

Dayummm

 

[DeletedUser57259]

We have better things to do with our time, than sit in this forum and rhyme.

I think you may have missed our intention,
When we declared war to aid player retention.
We will post on this board and endlessly prattle,
for we will defeat you in an epic rap battle.

 

[DeletedUser116275]

My mistake I thought we were at war, And your epic rap battle is somewhat poor :/

 

[DeletedUser57259]

My mistake I thought we were at war, And your epic rap battle is somewhat poor :/

I agree that my prose is somewhat lacking,
you deserved some free time to get on with your stacking.
Being the grammar police is always a bore,
but I need to ask, do you pronounce poor as pour?

 

[DeletedUser]

My mistake I thought we were at war, And your epic rap battle is somewhat poor :/

my dear tartank
we don't care what you think
you say our rap battle is poor
but everyone can see the score
so keep to yourself
or take them nobles off the shelf
and live up to the hype
i promise we dont know how to snipe

 

[DeletedUser116275]

Don't care what I think? That's fair enough
Don't know how to snipe? I'll call your bluff
I'll get those nobles off the shelf for sure.
But Your epic rap Battle is still poor

 

[DeletedUser57259]

Don't care what I think? That's fair enough
Don't know how to snipe? I'll call your bluff
I'll get those nobles off the shelf for sure.
But Your epic rap Battle is still poor

Your opinion is valued, what's your view of Ebola?
Not the tribe to your south, the disease in Angola.
Sure my rhymes may suck, I can't say you're wrong.
But now you've engaged so I guess it's game on :icon_cool:

 

[DeletedUser116275]

My view on ebola is non existent
And although I see that you are persistant
why don't you assert that in the game
So far all I've seen is pretty lame
Make a move closer to us and see
that stuff running down your leg will be your wee.

 

[DeletedUser]

Nice rapping, but I guess a few attacks and ennoblements in the game might also be nice, if both sides don't mind?

Total conquers against opposite side:

Side 1: 0
Side 2: 0
Difference: 0

 

[DeletedUser57259]

My view on ebola is non existent
And although I see that you are persistant
why don't you assert that in the game
So far all I've seen is pretty lame
Make a move closer to us and see
that stuff running down your leg will be your wee.

At last! You've joined in and stopped being lazy.
I'll teach you a lesson a lesson: Don't engage crazy.
I'm attempting to move, soon you will see.
But apparently Heyoo already sniped me.

 

[DeletedUser116275]

What can I say, I'm not here to entertain
so why do you insist on being a pain
You've attempted your move
and You have a lot to prove
Whilst your trying to move up the ranking
come closer to me and I'll give you a spanking

 

[DeletedUser]

At last! You've joined in and stopped being lazy.
I'll teach you a lesson a lesson: Don't engage crazy.
I'm attempting to move, soon you will see.
But apparently Heyoo already sniped me.

I fear I have been forgotten
This poses somewhat of a problem.
You're attempt to move is commendable
Little did you know, you're tribe thinks you expendable.

 

[DeletedUser57259]

My tribe thinks I'm awesome, and not second rate.
If I was a girl they would beg for a date.
I do like your attempt at this PnP rhetoric,
sadly all war stats look pretty pathetic.

Side 1:
Tribes: aTo
Side 2:
Tribes: *SP*

Timeframe: Last week

Total conquers against opposite side:

Side 1: 6
Side 2: 2
Difference: 4

Points value of total conquers against opposite side:

Side 1: 43,102
Side 2: 15,687
Difference: 27,415

 

[DeletedUser]

Everyone must pay for their sins
I hope someone in this war will win
I'm sure both tribes are great and tall
But one must have the guts and balls
To dethrone a king of an opposing threat
and make them think of the wholesome regret.

Just playing around here I'm bored.

 

[DeletedUser]

Armies are raised, and then they fall.
To the death they fight, standing oh so tall.
One shall survive, the other doth perish.
But *SP* reigns king, the spoils they shall cherish.

 

[DeletedUser]

Lots of John Cena in this thread loljk

 

[balubhai]

Seems *SP* guys are unaware of this war as I can see them bravely fighting the barbs in k56 , while their duke is getting nobled .....

And aTo is not even bothered with the war with *SP* because most of all I see them taking out ANL and not SP since the war was declared.....

 

[DeletedUser102425]

It's a bit more complicated than that.

I've personally sent split trains, and seen them sniped all the same.
Couple that with all the mobile stacks, and you have slow progress.

Both sides have been unyielding on the defensive aspect, which makes for difficult captures.