Corrupt a wish.

[DeletedUser]

Your night is absolutely horrible, because reasons.

I wish I had something to do.

 

[DeletedUser75995]

you end up cleaning dog s***

i wish i could graduate this year

 

[DeletedUser]

You fail instead.

I wish my hard drive worked.

 

[DeletedUser]

It works, but then overheats and melts.

I wish more people were online.

 

[DeletedUser]

Well, your wish is unsuccessful.

Ironically, I think something similar to your corruption actually happened - the drive was working briefly, and I started to get ready to pull data off it, and then it self-destructed, literally. The head crashed onto the platter, I think. It's definitely broken now, because it makes an awful whining noise whenever it's turned on.


I wish I had an SSD.

 

[DeletedUser75995]

you get STD instead

i wish i hadnt messed things up yest

 

[DeletedUser]

You mess everything up all the time instead.

I wish the Patriots were in the Super Bowl.

 

[DeletedUser68730]

Your wish is granted however a on the coach journey to the stadium the players fall ill and get in an argument, all promising to never play again.
I wish for a pet T rex.

 

[DeletedUser]

It eats you.

I wish I was more creative.

 

[DeletedUser68730]

You become so creative that no-one around you can understand your creativness. They look down on you as a crazy person and you are forced to live the rest of your life not being understood by anyone.
I wish i could turn back time.

 

[DeletedUser]

You are given a time-turner, however you accidentally kill yourself when you go back in time.

I wish I had something to do.

 

[DeletedUser75995]

come clean my car

i wish diesel was free

 

[DeletedUser]

It just gets more expensive.

I wish the sun didn't go down so early.

 

[DeletedUser]

It never goes down and you can't sleep.

I wish the sun came up earlier.

 

[DeletedUser]

It does, but not at this point in the year.

I wish we would stop getting "dustings" of snow. I mean, I have to use a broom to clean the sidewalk properly. Not a shovel, a broom. That is clearly a sign there is not enough snow.

 

[DeletedUser]

You get too much snow to handle.

I wish the server worked -.-

 

[DeletedUser]

It does, just really, really slowly.

I wish I felt like farming.

 

[DeletedUser]

You go out and raise a farm and pay for your name to be changed to Old McDonald.

I wish I had more nobles...

 

[DeletedUser]

You have zero nobles and your academy is catted.

I wish I hadn't made an extra coin instead of a noble.

 

[DeletedUser]

You get the extra oin but your smithy gets cata'd down to level 1 again.

I wish the good villas to noble weren't so far away