Corrupt a wish.

DeletedUser

Guest
There is a good village nearby. It's your main, and in your desperation for a new village, you rim yourself.

I wish I had better farms.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Your farms all become maxed but every other building gets destroyed.

I wish I could convince my gf the TW aint sad
 

DeletedUser

Guest
You convince her to play, but because you try to teach her without understanding the difference between the building farm and the type of village that is a farm, she fails miserably and decides it's definitely a stupid game.

I wish I was less elaborate with my corrupting of people's wishes.
 

DeletedUser59417

Guest
Your corruptions are short and to the point, but no one gets your sense of humor and starts to believe that you are just a moderating robot.

I wish i would not get any more infractions, like ever.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I just edit your posts to make you look like a bumbling noob.

I wish people would appreciate my awesome skills at timing attacks.
 

DeletedUser59417

Guest
i noticed.
you hear loud clapping every time you send an attack. You then go def from all the noise.

I wish my insomnia would go away.
 

DeletedUser59417

Guest
You become a dooms day prepper, however it costs you 400,000 dollars and your now broke.


I wish more people would post on the forums.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Granted, swarms of morons like me start posting on the forums, causing you to believe the movie Idiocracy is the truth.

I wish my wifes cat would stop eyeing my son's rat.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
That's like having a zoo exhibit with lions and gazelles in the same enclosure. It just doesn't work.

I wish I was funny.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
You're funny, but funny as in strange.

I wish people would come online at the times we agree.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
That would require them to agree to something.

I wish I had something to do.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
You have my post to reply to. But you can't think of anything to say.

I wish I had more chocolate.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
You get really, really fat, and when you decide you want to jump into a well to kill yourself, you get stuck :O

I wish i had more chocolate.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
You go out and buy some, but on the way back you drop it in a patch of mud. Now you're sad, have less money, and still no chocolate.

I wish I was done shoveling snow for the season.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
You're not, and you keep shovelling until you learn to be grateful for the snow :p
 
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