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Friday's noon sun shimmerin its glow at the face of the salty sea
Sounds of music and song echo in the clouds:
"In Black Waters at the edge of the sea!
Drunken pirates on a drunken ship we be!
We're The Drunken Celestial's men
We donnae fear a foe or ten
The strong o' us shall reap gold in ton!
Let all weak knees by war begone!"
The Cap'n took heart to the lyrics
Into his cabin he slips
Plotting
Drinkin
Whilst the men carried on the cheer!
Then
.
.
.
Avast! A scream from the crow's nest!
"Marauders Ahoy!"
A man named Laizerox with eyes o' a killers joy!
Kill or Be Killed to his men we heard'em say
Day n' night our Cap'n gazed their way
Waiting for that thunderous sound to roar
Yet non has come - What they waiting for?
Nay soul would evarrr know
So onto a voyage due north west we've sailed!
But the Pirates Thirst unquenched remained
We pirates only want some fun
A tavern full o' mead and rum
A willin lass or two
And a company o' sailors bold in a crew!
But to conquer the seas, war must be done!
Buccaneers must kill or to Davey Jones they go!
Alas! Two ships sailin 'gainst the waves ta be rim free
But only one claim to these waters can be!
One war may nay be 'nough the cap'n thought
Then a command from the cabin were brought:
"Yo Ho Heave Ho! Me Pirates Bold
See'em marauders with'em landlubbin hold?
Their slogan say, Kill or Be killed!
True words a few can adhere!
We pirates shall take heed!
Murderers on board man yer cannons
Play me the melody o' war
Blast yer fire n' fill the air with gunpowder scent
Let the vultures dine n' prove yer worth
The weak of ye ta be burned with a flint
The strong gets a bag o' coins fer a wenches rent!"
Lo' n' behold the pirates fired away!
Laizerox men took arms n' stood ready at the bay!
Pirate or Be Pirated we say!
The Drunken Celestial Declares on Kill or Be Killed.
