Cute noobs/funny in game mails

[grave maker]

Got a great mail from this guy a few days ago:

Hadn't checked his profile at this point, but he forwarded me a report that I took a look at:

I saw his buildings and now I was confused because he said it would take too long to rebuild his village if he restarted... so I looked over at his points and profile

So I thought maybe he has been catted down?

Nope lol

Well we chatted a bit more and finally the troops he wanted to save arrived at my village

I felt bad that they might die since I was also under attack

Poor guy was having a rough time, but was also probably having more fun on TW than most of us older players TY for the support sugi, your swords fought more bravely than any I've ever seen

Always be nice to new players and give them advice!

 

[Apathetic h0llygh0st]

I enjoyed reading this mate, thanks

 

[Squela]

I enjoyed this as well, thanks for spicing up the externals

 

[DeletedUser]

You killed one of his swordsmen. Pay him back.

 

[It Will All Be Mine]

They fought bravely giving Grave #1 in OD.

 

[atmospherecf]

haha! good stuff. keep the coming!

 

[DeletedUser116463]

Good read.lol
thank you for posting.

 

[DivineWind]

"Scout nuke"

 

[DeletedUser76208]

"Scout nuke"

Better watch out before he rims you. By now he undoubtedly has 6 nukes in 1 village ready to wipe you off the map. I'd start practicing sniping if I were you.

 

[DeletedUser121248]

"Scout nuke"

Damn man, watch out for this!

 

[DeletedUser115991]

Got a great mail from this guy a few days ago:

Hadn't checked his profile at this point, but he forwarded me a report that I took a look at:

I saw his buildings and now I was confused because he said it would take too long to rebuild his village if he restarted... so I looked over at his points and profile

So I thought maybe he has been catted down?

Nope lol

Well we chatted a bit more and finally the troops he wanted to save arrived at my village

I felt bad that they might die since I was also under attack

Poor guy was having a rough time, but was also probably having more fun on TW than most of us older players TY for the support sugi, your swords fought more bravely than any I've ever seen

Always be nice to new players and give them advice!

This has got to be the cutest freaking thing I have ever seen in my whole life. 10/10 better than most puppies

 

[DeletedUser121233]

This isn't a mail, but qualifies the noob section of this topic.

 

[Schizophrenic]

do death threats from pro tribes like WLDD count on random rim players? because i few that are a doosey

 

[DeletedUser120744]

When you name all your villages "Noble" and people noble the barbs you farm, the result is quite entertaining.
(this is not the first message of this kind we've received)

 

[DeletedUser120160]

do death threats from pro tribes like WLDD count on random rim players? because i few that are a doosey

Dude I don't know who or what was sent to you but given your troop counts were posted in our forum and you are in the tribe White Walker's I am not sure you are in any position to comment unless you are pp farming.

 

[Schizophrenic]

and yet im still here?

 

[DarkPanthers]

I just had a pretty cute mail.

So I captured a new village as normal, the player I took it from turned barb, so his 2.3k pointer bonus 33% barracks recruitment village had a few farming runs attacking, which is normal.

But then I saw that there was an attack coming in from 29 hours away, which was strange and when I looked, it was a 800 point player, which meant he probably didn't have many troops in the first place.

So being intrigued, I sent him a mail.




Then I found out the truth and felt bad he had a rough start this world by being nobled.




29 hours later, True to my word, I cleaned out my village and allowed the arrival of our new friends.



I was ecstatic to learn 1 brave trooper lived against my walls! I had to return a mail...



We shared a few more friendly mails and at the end of the day, I learned Dr. Evil isn't such a bad guy after all

Thanks for the read, This was my first ever post on the forums so don't be mad c:

 

[Schizophrenic]

There are some pretty cool guys out there

 

[DeletedUser121132]

Dude I don't know who or what was sent to you but given your troop counts were posted in our forum and you are in the tribe White Walker's I am not sure you are in any position to comment unless you are pp farming.

Lets just be real here noobs fighting doesnt interest anyone. Obey will win and WLDD will colapse when it gets gangbanged when people get sick of their pointless arrogance. Just to point this out, saying we are too good for diplo only works when you are good and even then better tribes have failed because of it.

You boast players like Jerkrag and Under average kanarde. Your tribe is the very definition of mediocrity. You attacked us while we were pp farming and now stacked all the barbs caps you made around us.

Come on then.

 

[DeletedUser120160]

You are the noob in question are you not? Schizo?

In terms of the ' players we boast' I have only met them this world but so far so good personality wise. Too early to tell much about skill, and I don't have any say a when it comes to diplo, but as far as I can tell you are about the only one being arrogant?