Declaration of War

DeletedUser

Guest
I, Farmer Mike, declare war upon the tribe *D.C.* I promise that in two months, every last member will be rimmed.

How did this start? I scouted several of their members in my 15x15. They cried like noobs on their forums, and got help from higher-ups that were hours away from me. Now, they're all going to waste their troops on my walls, as my OD increases. Congrats; you've doomed your tribe... I do not tolerate tribes that protect point whoring farms. Thank you for giving me 102 new farms.

To surrender, you must post here and leave the tribe, and forward as much information as you can to me.

Don't even try to escape; I have your members right here.

Name Rank Points Villages
jontoy64 (Diplomat) 1 3.445 1
D3M0N1 2 3.270 1
bradman12 (Diplomat) 3 2.841 1
Wallslam 4 2.365 1
simeoncastle (Founder & Administrator) 5 1.841 1
espartacus 6 1.602 1
hanquimous (Intelligence, Trio) 7 1.577 1
DEMONEANTICO 8 1.577 1
CodeJutsu 9 1.544 1
Zorst 10 1.430 1
luckyBaron 11 1.366 1
madmonkoffunk 12 1.347 1
coolnielsen 13 1.341 1
The Hobbitt (CoFounder) 14 1.277 1
hdub25 (Trio) 15 1.274 1
toorich 16 1.218 1
Oldman68 17 1.133 1
darkrebel1 18 1.088 1
jrta14 19 1.065 1
SpacemanSpoff 20 1.029 1
Skidsnobb 21 940 1
Kasta83 22 897 1
Foke 23 865 1
oklah 24 858 1
hwonder28 (Trio) 25 824 1
wbanan 26 799 1
SunDog 27 785 1
BakaNeko 28 754 1
livingprodigy 29 730 1
ryu 267 30 708 1
Duriel7467 31 686 1
simbobthesailor 32 684 1
jason w 33 673 1
El Che 34 670 1
SunBurnt 35 657 1
ophirhsu 36 649 1
Aurix 37 647 1
Pervas 38 613 1
tilki1907 39 607 1
nrvana 40 604 1
Ghost Brandon 41 593 1
sponz bob 42 588 1
ciuma 43 527 1
jordanm2k6 44 516 1
gunpop1 45 492 1
dannysmith1 46 488 1
danielr 47 474 1
penguinman31 48 472 1
Deadrocker 49 471 1
champor 50 467 1
waters123 51 452 1
killereye 52 451 1
Kasie 53 443 1
bazem 54 436 1
Nadroj09 55 426 1
wikss 56 410 1
gigolom 57 367 1
who-ate.all.the-pies 58 349 1
romavin 59 327 1
Krnage 60 312 1
agrios 61 296 1
AdamBana 62 290 1
Evil-One.of.AH 63 279 1
sayanything8 64 275 1
reapthedrift 65 268 1
LenCro 66 263 1
Vendome (Intelligence Aide) 67 259 1
solmazz 68 252 1
trimme 69 245 1
RavenGraygem 70 225 1
Lulubelle--x 71 219 1
walkerboh1213 72 217 1
ThunderKing 73 214 1
kilj0y 74 210 1
ErwynJ 75 203 1
damadger 76 198 1
50ftbrandon 77 195 1
War Shock 78 195 1
sir dies alot25 79 188 1
night gift 80 180 1
cooke 81 180 1
AlienBlood 82 170 1
quertow 83 169 1
mwoody 84 159 1
Tom Niff 85 156 1
Arby038 86 156 1
just a tit 87 155 1
McMinge 88 152 1
dude5401 89 141 1
Sir.Lars.Eco 90 140 1
youngryan 91 140 1
monkeythatkills 92 133 1
MJOLLNIR24 93 120 1
Dorso 94 114 1
CelticTiger 95 113 1
burebistass 96 110 1
darkfall54321 97 108 1
carvethesnow123 98 90 1
dill pill 99 88 1
pichydewilde 100 80 1
Dankor (Tribal Diplomat) 101 74 1
Manhawk123 102 70 1

This is NOT a joke. I will eliminate all of them.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Well i guess i should say at least you're not at war with my old tribe NG (Thank god..this guy could of taken them all out)
 

DeletedUser

Guest
xavirus said:
Well i guess i should say at least you're not at war with my old tribe NG (Thank god..this guy could of taken them all out)
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Xavy.. I'm being serious this time. I already have gotten one tribe to bow down just by words.

AlexanderTheBrave today at 19:24
I see. Well, I fear we are in over our heads if we choose to battle you. I'm afraid I cannot comply with your earlier request. I must try to protect my tribe, and this time that means refraining from attacking your village.
AlexanderTheBrave today at 19:07
Thank you. That's good to know. I suppose it only appears when an attack is coming? Because I don't see anything right now.
I also assume you've played in another world, as you have approximately the same points as myself but are far more advanced in your knowledge of the game. Am I correct?
Farmer Mike today at 19:06
Also, look at my area in about two weeks. You'll see the difference in points between me and my neighbors.
Farmer Mike today at 19:04
On the top right of your screen, there is a thing showing how many attacks are coming your way. Using a duration calculator, you can figure out what is the slowest unit. Since scouts are by far the fastest, that was the only thing they could have attacked me with.

Simple!
AlexanderTheBrave today at 19:03
My friends are trying to scout you? How is it that you are aware of this ahead of time? I'll admit I am fairly new to this game, but I thought you only knew once the scouts attacked.
Farmer Mike today at 19:01
Hey!! Your friends are trying to scout me!

Lmfao is all I can say.

Look.. the second you agree to your tribe vs. me, I'll start planning your destruction.
AlexanderTheBrave today at 19:00
I can tell. It will take time to do as you ask, but I will work on it.
Farmer Mike today at 18:59
I was about to scout you, before I noticed you were 73 hours away. Tell your tribe to launch all attacks against me.


Farmer Mike vs. Knights of Valor (KoV)
Farmer Mike today at 18:58
I'm an arrogant player... attack me if you wish.
Farmer Mike today at 18:57
I need the OD ranking.. go for it.
AlexanderTheBrave today at 18:56
Oh? And why is that?
Farmer Mike today at 18:55
I'm begging you to attack me.
AlexanderTheBrave today at 18:42
I recently became aware of your scout entering Sir Pitt Crawley's village. Scouting a village in our tribe is considered an act of war preparation. I send this as a warning in case you were unaware of this. Should it happen again, our tribe will be forced to take action.
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DeletedUser

Guest
Farmer Mike: Do you use any other username on another world?
 

DeletedUser

Guest
You know who I am, but you don't know at the same time. 'Delete Account' :lol:

And by posting that, I have given away FAR too much.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Farmer Mike said:
You know who I am, but you don't know at the same time. 'Delete Account' :lol:

And by posting that, I have given away FAR too much.
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Ummm, I'm confused. :icon_confused:

And what's up with the trend of one-person tribes declaring on much bigger tribes?
 

DeletedUser

Guest
mkmanhattanative said:
Ummm, I'm confused. :icon_confused:

And what's up with the trend of one-person tribes declaring on much bigger tribes?
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It's a tribe of point whores... I'm farming their members, and they're protecting them... Sad. :icon_rolleyes:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
ncoming troops arrival time
ZEBBUG 1:26:42
jrta14s village 4:26:55
Bloodlust 8:30:56
Zadar 42:12:35
hwonder28s village 64:49:01

All scouts, in case you were wondering. I doubt any of them will succeed, though.
 

DeletedUser12404

Guest
2 months, your time is counting

*looks at calendar*
you will eliminate them? all by yourself??
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Two months is a lot of time..

And $h--.. I just remembered school starts in one month. -_-

If I'm short a sitter, I shall fail. :icon_cry:

If I have a decent one, however. :icon_razz:

But yeah, your right.. maybe a bit more than two months. I'm expecting other people who are looking for noble targets and farms to attack them too.. so.. :icon_rolleyes:
 

DeletedUser8470

Guest
wow man...what an accomplishment. Farming SimCity Players
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I expect to see Farmer Mike have a boost in the rankings, and his resources after he's through with them (actually, he'll never be through, he'll just keep on farming! :D).
 
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