Don't Touch Me There!

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FiG has put their fingers in places they don't belong, attempting to touch the very heart of the Phantom Oracle.
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This violation has led us to feel unsavory towards these fingers. We're thinking of biting each finger off individually, but are willing to take recommendations on the best way to remove fingers, especially when they choose to join together in a gang.
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We believe we have the hand better dealt in this situation, and that fingers don't stand a chance against an army of full-formed bodies guided by an Oracle, but we'll give them the benefit of the doubt and let them give us two thumbs down if they ever choose to surrender.
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(In human terms: One of their members whom we've already had not-so-positive interactions with in the past nobled my co-duke while he was offline for a very short period of time and FiG had the option of kicking said hostile member or having to deal with a full-fledged war. I made one misstep in a mail I sent out of frustration and anger, but nonetheless, I wish FiG the best of luck and hope the best tribe will win, be it whichever side)

~ few

(I stupidly attempted to format the war declaration like this too and that of course didn't work... So ignore that ignorance. o.o)
 

DeletedUser

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Your co-duke should discover this thing called account sitting.
 

slinkiestwizard

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Your co-duke should discover this thing called account sitting.


LOL whats that ? you mean that thing where someone babysits your account with instructions while your away .... never heard of it :icon_eek:
 

DeletedUser

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Number one in K46 and number three in K46.

We were in the top 20 til we had a little dispute with one of our players and he left, but he's strangely still supporting our tribe, just without actually affiliating himself as a member.

And as correct as you would be about account sitting, he was only offline for a very short period of time and didn't necessarily know he would be offline at the time. Real life can be a bitch when it comes to interfering with this game sometimes.
 

DeletedUser93819

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he was only offline for a very short period of time and didn't necessarily know he would be offline at the time. Real life can be a bitch when it comes to interfering with this game sometimes.

how short was this period of time?
 

DeletedUser

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Either hes short and my short r very different or he left some1 who wasnt an ally alive way to close to him.

Either way ur co-duke fails :).
 

DeletedUser93819

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haha yeah seems like the oracle never saw it coming :icon_eek:
 

DeletedUser

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As every fail psychic in history has said.

You can not change your future you can only accept it.
Phantom Oracle has seen themselves fail they just havnt accepted it yet.

There co-duke is just first sign of the coming doom.
 
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DeletedUser

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He's only co-duke because we're friends in real life. o.o

Anyone who has interacted with me in-game knows I'm most seriously in charge of PHORCE.

Nonetheless, this was his first world in TW and he made some mistakes. Luckily he still has one village and we will defend it to the death.

That and FiG isn't in great position to deal with our tribe in any way that's efficient for themselves.

Continue your laughter, I will mock it later on. :)
 

DeletedUser93819

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Continue your laughter, I will mock it later on. :)

yep so much to laugh at on your last post.. but will just say dont go offline for too long a period of time, you nver know what may happen :lol:
 

DeletedUser

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:O Oh noez!

*builds up my axemen to level 3 and stacks them in my village for an unbreakable defense*
 

DeletedUser

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I have plenty of axes, lc, and rams. And my wall is like level 10. I'm unbeatable!!!!!!!!!! ^_^
 

DeletedUser

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Join the club :).

The invasion of noobs its getting tiresome.
 
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